Men's Skinny Shorts for Summer!!!!

Hide Skinny Legs By Wearing Skinny Shorts

Many men are plagued by skinny leg syndrome. It is a devastating condition and baggy cargo shorts seem to make it worse!!! You could wear pants, yes. But if it is 90 degrees do you really want to suffer???!! Well you don't have to because skinny shorts exist! Yeah!!!!

People will look and be like "MAN THAT GUY HAS HUGE LEGS, LOOK HOW TIGHT THOSE SHORTS ARE ON HIM!!!" And you'll be like "yeah." It happens all of the time, I promise.  Plus you'll look indie, totally for real no joke!!!  Still not convinced?  It doesn't matter, by the time you're done reading this hub you'll want a pair of skinny jean shorts for sure!!

Levi's 511 Shorts!!!
Levi's 511 Shorts!!!

Hipster Shorts?

Worried that your friends will accuse you of being a hipster?  Yeah they probably will I'm not going to lie.  Just laugh at them and say "yeah I'm dang proud yeah!!!"  You'll be lookin' like the guy in the picture on the right, so they'll probably just be jealous.

Don't wear the flip flops though, I'm not too fond of his pair.

Where To Unearth These Treasures?

Alright, finding a decent pair of shorts is not as hard as you think.  You just need to know where to look.  I recommend avoiding department stores, at least in smaller malls.  Kohls and JC Penny's usually just carry more popular cargo and plaid shorts.

Instead head to Urban Outfitters, H&M, PacSun, or maybe even American Eagle/Hollister/Abercrombie.  Or you can always order a pair online.  I know Amazon.com has the popular Levi's 511 shorts on sale for pretty decent prices (usually at least like $15 cheaper than they would be at Urban Outfitters).

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