Multi-Stall Women's Bathroom/Restroom Etiquette
There are Rules to Using the Women's Restroom - Especially at Work
There are many unspoken rules regarding the use of the women's restroom. Some women seem to be raised by wolves and disregard these rules. Thus, the reason that the unspoken must be spoken now.
- Monday/Wednesday/Friday - when space allows please use alternating stalls so that you are not directly next to another woman. We need a little buffer room.
- Please do not talk on your cell phone in the bathroom. You may not realize it, but broadcasting my bathroom noises to God knows who makes me uncomfortable. Also, if you are talking on the phone, don't glare at people when they flush.
- Get rid of all bodily fluids in the bathroom. That includes nose blowing. Just go to the bathroom and take care of all of that. If you blow your nose at your desk you are not washing your hands afterwords, then you are touching things that I touch.
- If you are forced to sit in the stall directly next to someone, watch your feet. There's no reason to have one foot in the stall to your left and one in the stall to your right.
- The stall is a quiet zone. Once I enter I don't want you to talk to me anymore. We can chat again once I get out. It's kind of a private experience.
- Give a courtesy flush if you make something smelly. Get rid of that as soon as possible so that people don't think something curled up and died in there.
- Wash your hands. People do judge you if you don't, besides, it's gross not to.
- If you make a mess during that time of the month, just get a piece of toilet paper and clean it up. Nobody wants to look at that.
- You know the old adage: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie, and wipe the seatie?" That applies to you, hoverers. If you must float a foot above the toilet you must clean up the incredible mess that makes.
- Some people really like those little paper things that go over the toilet seat. However, their affection seems to quickly wane when it comes time to dispose of it. Just flush it, don't leave it there. Nobody wants to touch your toilet seat cover.
- Please do not stand over the sink and do your makeup or hair, oblivious to people waiting to wash their hands. Co-exist.
- Please don't be weird. Restrain yourself for the sake of others in the room. It is possible to use the restroom without making noises similar to giving birth, singing, or commenting on whatever just came out of you.
Okay, so they're not really rules, just things that make life better for everyone. Also, a lot of these 'violations' create unusable stalls, so people are waiting for fewer stalls, creating waits for everyone. That's just plain impolite. So be polite and use bathroom etiquette.
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