Nekkid Models

Nekkid Models

I’ll be chastised for my leanings,

But I’m against words having two meanings.

If I sin I need to address it.

How else can I confess it?


I face all truths, as much as I can.

I have to admit I am a mortal man.

I have all the faults of a man like me.

I see a nude woman and I like what I see.


Contradictions- sure I’ve had ‘em.

But why is a woman “pimp” called a “madam”?

It’s considered wrong to be a prostitute

But a “call girl” sounds kind of cute!


Ladies are beautiful to see.

But I don’t like pornography?

Oh, I like to see them nude,

And I want to avoid my being rude.


It’s a bit confusing on this planet.

And I don’t wish to take them for granted.

I see some come from Hollywood.

And others might come from Bollywood.


I want to be “morally correct”,

But what if I become erect?

Thoughts will come and go,

As I watch this delightful show.


“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

But Lord knows, I don’t want to wrong her.

Is it progress for all to get the chance,

And make money without their pants?


It’s an arguable and interesting quirk.

Should wealth be attained without work?

Did Jimmy Carter look at a woman’s bust?

And is that what caused a little lust?


We all have it in our heart.

But when we look at nudes- think art!

We’re all going to find a little sin,

If we take a little trip within.


I’m not concerned if it’s woman or a man.

I think that all should work, if at all they can.

It’s really just one of my many pet-peeves.

The rich and celebrities refuse to roll up their sleeves.


There’s a lot of more money in risqué photos.

But like many professions, people like to pose.

Anyone can see and everybody knows,

The world isn’t better just by taking off your clothes.


If they’re naked they’re wearing no clothes.

But if they’re “nekkid”, everyone knows,

There’s something on their mind,

And it’s probably a woman’s behind!

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Unchained Grace profile image

Unchained Grace 6 years ago from Baltimore, MD

You apologizing for something or just trying to figure out the double standards we see in this world everyday?

Mick, all of what you said here is true. It isn't the object, but our own state of mind when we view it. One man's art is another man's XXX movie. It is what it is.

There are those who think their naked self is all they have to offer. They've convinced themselves the inside is a shell and their only profitable vehicle for getting through life is their body. So, what happens when that body is old, broken and tired? Ya still gonna love that person even when you have to wipe them if they mess themselves? Feed them when they can't feed themselves? Dress them and bathe them?

Why did Jesus wash the feet of his disciples?

Beauty is skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the core.

How come you got two "Comment Sections" on this Hub? Just curious.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Great message. Maybe I'm apologizing a bit -who knows? I am checking out the double standards I see all the time. It all goes "both ways". My ugliness goes to the core. I'll get shed of the "extra" comment box. Thanks for showing up and commenting.


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callmefoxxy 6 years ago

LOL! Loved the poem! Loved the thoughts! Duplicity is both a bitch and a bastard my friend. Everyone denies hypocrisy. No-one admits to contradictions. Hey MD- how are you doing?

callmefoxxy, my pen is a mighty sword!


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Unchained Grace 6 years ago from Baltimore, MD

Contradictions and hypocrisy. Double standards which amount to confusion and since God IS NOT the author of confusion, guess where they come from? To deny what you know exists is exactly what Satan will have you do. Locate, identify and neutralize the issue through the Holy Ghost.

For those who are not familiar with Unchained Grace Ministries, we deal DIRECTLY with deliverance, demonic possession and spiritual warfare every single day.

If I had a choice of what I'd take into a crackhouse at 2AM when dealing with an overdose, I'll keep the "mighty pen" in my pocket and keep my Bible open and right in my hand. Satan ain't worried about no pen.

Duplicity is what it is. Nobody admits to contradictions because it involves looking in the mirror and admitting you ain't all that.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks for stopping by Callmefoxxy. "Everyone denies hypocrisy. No-one admits to contradictions." I do like to call it like it is. Nobody's perfect- but I won't look the other way. I think we all should labor. Celebs don't it. Thanks very much for stopping and commenting.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

"God IS NOT the author of confusion". I'd just as soon eliminate all the confusion in my life.

"Locate, identify and neutralize the issue through the Holy Ghost." Let's eliminate it all.

"Duplicity is what it is. Nobody admits to contradictions because it involves looking in the mirror and admitting you ain't all that." My mirror is an ugly picture. It's the only one I see though. You're right- I ain't "all that". It's good for all to remember that. When it comes down to it- nobody is "all that".

Thanks for stopping by.


Greeensnob 6 years ago

Yes, he who is without fault is a fool(Bible). Great provacative hub again. Loved the models falling off their heals and off the catwalk. Gave me tears laughing. Good puncuation to questioning the hypocritical standards we live by.


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Coolmon2009 6 years ago from Texas, USA

Good poem very thought provoking, and I liked your selection of videos too - Thanks for sharing


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50 Caliber 6 years ago from Arizona

Mick, good stuff to ponder and funny out takes, but them girls need to wear drawers in case they loose their out fit! I'd think trying to run off to hide their bare butts on a slick ramp in high heels would make them yearn for more than butt-floss!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

I have enough faults and don't need to add to them. Thanks Greensnob!

Coolmon- I'm still reeling over those Ernest Hemingway reels and his blog you put up. Thanks for stopping by.

Yo- Dusty -yep, some of those "drawers" being worn weren't doing much good. They were pretty- butt -as you know- A pretty butt is as a pretty butt does.


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Nell Rose 6 years ago from England

Hi, Mickey, another great one. Yeah we all have our two sided minds, so to speak! I loved the videos, why for the life of me do the give them big big shoes, just so they can fall over and hurt themselves. mind you I think it is funny, those models are Sooooo... up themselves, I like the pride comes before a fall. ha ha cheers nell


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

You can see it all. Thanks Nell.


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Ten Blogger 6 years ago

Very thoughtful... and a little humourous too !


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks Ten Blogger. Pretty is as Pretty does! Thanks for coming by.


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prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

I know your take on prostitutes, nice piece here Micky, and thought provoking but with humour, nice way to share thought, Maita


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Maita. I always appreciate you. You are a very warm person.


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Ghost Whisper 77 6 years ago from The U.S. Government protects Nazi War Criminals

Cracking up--love the models and their great sophisticated walks--why do I like this and them falling down on the catwalk? he he he


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

I'm very glad you liked it. Thank you for stopping by Ghost.


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blaise25 6 years ago from close to you...

Models falling down on the runway really funny to watch. You're a wonderful person, Mik. There's so much lessons to ponder in your writings. Thanks :)


Quietest Moments 6 years ago

Fantastic reading once again Sir Micky. A friend of mine, published poet Gordon P. Bois, said after his first book signing and reading of a few of his works that evening, that people would read his works and whether is was a sad or happy piece of work, they assumed all his works were about his life, his feelings. Which he commented that they were not. However I do think that it takes special people to write in such a way that the reader has a vision of the poet actually living in that moment of tell tale themselves, that is a great talent and you do have that talent of taking a reader with you in that moment, whether the work is based on your experience personally or a just a thought set from pen to paper.

You are blessed with a gift, thank you for sharing it.

Excuse my ranting..lol.. its late or should I say early and I need sleep.Take care my friend. :-)


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Blaise. I do love the way you love. Thank you.

Oh for some Quietest Moments. I need them now. I wish the I could write of the feelings of someone else. I don't know what they are. If I can see "humanity" I can write about it. Too often I have written about "me". I have seen too much. Thank you Quietest Moments!


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MFB III 6 years ago from United States

Being an artist I have sat through nude model session...Mostly female thank God, and never once wound up with a axtra large brush handle between my legs. Its all in how you approach

a situation, how you tint or taint it with your thoughts.

In a different setting obviously my thoughts mind take a southern journey, but in a professional area with 10 or 12 oother artists I must exhibit some modicum of self control.

Needless to say I did date some of the models and that was a whole different story~~~lol---FUn HUB!~~MFB III


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MFB III 6 years ago from United States

Here are some thoughts on the scanty side....

Underwear models!

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Underwear models

their colorful

car-rears

are brief

as they Jockey

for position

in this low

fashion world.

Like boxers

pairing off

to face the

battle of the bulge

they don't cotton

to any of those

polyester panty waists.

Silk is the fabric

of their lives

they've earned

their degrees

not as P.H.D.'s

but more in the field of

B.V.D.'s

They are usually

quite healthy

enjoying the

Fruits of their loom

and they are often spotted

between photo shoots

taking a cruise

on a pantie liner

to the Bikini Islands.

Yet because of a

rather large demand

in the privates sector

underwear models

often find themselves

stretched to the limits

work wise.

But they are

as flexible

as the elastic

in the products

they parade

They tend to be

exhibitionist's

as they prance

down the catwalks

wearing only

their skivvies.

But they do have

the common sense

to know that sometimes

less can equal more

financially and otherwise

no butts about it

underwear models

an American Icon

in the barest of senses.

There is no roonm

for overeating

in a pair of

Calvin Klein's

so don't feed the models

any more then a

couple of kiwi,

and a bratwurst.

(c)-MFB III


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Amazing. This is a HUB BUB! You need to put this up with some pics.

Bravo! Amazing!


Hokey profile image

Hokey 6 years ago from In the energy.

I love the duality! The videos! Great work!


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thanks again Hokey. You are super. Thank you!


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Moulik Mistry 6 years ago from Burdwan, West Bengal, India

Loved it, Micky, really though-provoking...


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Moulik Mistry. I appreciate you. Thanks for stopping by.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia

Oh Mickey you are just down right marvelous.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Thank you Blondepoet very much. I do sooo appreciate your coming over. I guess I'll write another cute one or so- then I'll write something really heavy to scare people off. TC


Brynda 6 years ago

Very good and so funny! good poem, MFB, as well! I did a lovely painting of a nude in art school, but her position was a bit bold. I kept it wrapped all these near 40 years and recently painted some panties on her. But for some reason I put her back in the wrapping and hid it away again.


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Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

Women are beautiful to men. I just think everybody needs to do something productive. I can't expect to get by on my beauty much longer.


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Freya Cesare 6 years ago from Borneo Island, Indonesia

@.@ You already know where I stand, Micky. Duality is something I do not wish to become part of it.

Naked beautiful woman or man indeed fun to watch because they are few example of God's amazing creation. But why should displaying it for people who do not deserve of it? Caused those who seen your body laughing at your breast or your butt; and it could be possible some of them are rapist or another type of criminal who used your naked picture to make themselves feel aroused @.@! It's sound really degrading to me.

I chose to walk in one path only and do not want to complicating mylife with hypocrisy.

Good work, King Micky. :)


Micky Dee profile image

Micky Dee 6 years ago Author

That's the way Freya. I've sinned and asked forgiveness. I've not wanted to harm anyone. And so, I think clothes are better left on. It's the sin pride or degrading. Thank you Freya.

You are on "the path" Freya.


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Sa`ge 5 years ago from Barefoot Island

Here I am still catching up to reading your work. I loved this and i have not has such a great laugh in such a long time. Thank you my Dear, thank you. Your writing is always so very clear, without a single smear. are you sure you did not give them models any beer? haha love you my Dear. aloha oe


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Yo Sa'ge! You ain't nekkid are you? God bless you Girl!


Sa`ge profile image

Sa`ge 5 years ago from Barefoot Island

nope! hahaha only when i shower.


Micky Dee profile image

Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

I bathe fully clothed. Especially in the mornings! It's an awful sight!


Sa`ge profile image

Sa`ge 5 years ago from Barefoot Island

hehe you are funny!


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

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katiem2 5 years ago from I'm outta here

It's everywhere, it's everywhere, whatcha gonna do? You know you men are merely we women turned inside out! Well Done! Love, Peace and Joy! :)


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Oh Katie Dear! You give so many hope. God bless.


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Peggy W 5 years ago from Houston, Texas

It was funny watching those models falling although probably not as funny for them. The funniest one was the one who fell tearing down the curtain behind which all those others were in a stage of dress or undress as the case might be. Haha!


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Micky Dee 5 years ago Author

Fun stuff Peggy! I see no need for models really. God bless Dear Peggy!

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