How To Get Caught Wearing Women's Lingerie
Who doesn't love to get caught in lingerie? The looks of horror! The enraged mobs! The possible arrests and indecency charges! Getting caught out there in lingerie is possibly one of the most fun things of all time ever.
Here are the Top Five ways you can get caught out in lingerie. I recommend them all highly, but I take no responsibility for the fall out, whether it be being mobbed by beautiful models, or being lynched by angry truck drivers.
1.Forget Your Pants
That dream where you're walking along and all of a sudden you realize that you forgot to put pants on? Make it a reality! Pop down to the local shops wearing a shirt, tie, jacket, and pair of lacy pink panties. Your secret should be out long before you're trying to decide between the 2% and the fortified milk.
2.Utilize The Whale Tail
Teenagers have been pulling their thongs up over their waistbands for years now. You can use the same technique to achieve a similar effect. To maximize your chance of getting caught, try this technique in crowded public places, like subways and court proceedings.
3.Air Your Laundry
Single men can reveal themselves to the world by hanging their panties and bras out on the line. At first neighbors might think that you have a girlfriend, but if you combine this tactic with endless sobbing about the loneliness you feel deep in your soul, people will soon come to the right conclusion.
4.Get the Mail In Your Panties
Stumble into the front yard wearing just a pair of nylon panties. People will soon get the message. This works particularly well if you are from a confirmed redneck region and happen to have a couple of burned out cars up on blocks in your yard. Crowds can form, pitchforks can be found, and burning torches can begin to light the night sky.
5.Make a Commercial /You Tube Video
Use the power of the media to get caught out there in lingerie. If you're on a budget, a You Tube video can have a similar effect in spreading your 'hey, look, I wear women's lingerie' message to the globe. Is it technically 'getting caught' if you put it out there like that? I guess it depends whether or not it shows up when your future employer googles your name or not. The important thing about getting caught wearing women's lingerie is that it should occur at times of great inconvenience to you personally.
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