What's Your Lingerie Power Personality?
Anyone who has been reading my work for a while knows that I am a big fan of having fun with lingerie. It's fashion, it's supposed to be fun. That said however, I do believe that lingerie can provide deep insight into one's psyche, which is why I have formulated this test to allow you to liberate yourself.
Discover your lingerie power personality and unlock the hidden power of your lingerie drawer!
This test is based on the lingerie you are wearing right now. That's right. Right now. No cheating and going and changing it now, okay? I'll totally know if you do.
Gah! This is a sign of ingrained self loathing so terrible that Freud himself would shrink from it. Either that or you like to be comfortable. Personally I have trouble telling between the two states.
Matching Bra and Panties
Congratulations. You're one of the few of us who managed to not only buy a matching set but to keep it together long enough to actually wear it together. You clearly take pride in your appearance and would no doubt be as excellent, though perhaps slightly predicatble in the bedroom as you would be in your administrative postition.
Welcome to the real world. It's cold and blue and we all have weird plugs in the backs of our heads, spines and arms. Don't feel guilty about failing to match your lingerie, right now I'm wearing blue nylon panties and a black t shirt bra and I look totally awesome. I'm also wearing space boots and a tutu to up the awesome factor a little. You don't have to go that far, but if you have shunned the tyranny of the matching set in order to wear whatever first came to hand that's a sure sign that you have it going on, as they say. You're busy. You're on a mission. You will survive. You will succeed. Hey hey!
Not wearing any lingerie is one of the classic signs of a potential nudist. Are you a nudist? Hmm? Are you? Or perhaps you're a man who has yet to understand the awesomeness of lingerie. Or perhaps someone stole your lingerie. In any cause, not having any lingerie at all is a sign of terrible suffering, both spiritually and physically. Get thee to a lingerie retailer with all due haste and purchase some lingerie. Get something nice, with some lace on it. You won't regret it, believe me.
I hope that this piece has provided you with as much inspiration as it has me. Gosh. I feel so damned empowered right now!
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