What's Your Secret Lingerie Identity?
Your lingerie reveals your inner desires...
Our lingerie is like our alter ego. Hidden away under our clothes, adorning our 'inner selves', it hides secretly from the eyes of the world. You could say that is not until the outer layers of our image shell are peeled away and panties, bras, bustiers, stockings, garters, corsets and camisoles are revealed that we can truly see what somebody is like. This would be something of an overstatement, but nevertheless a fun premise to base yet another personality test on, so strip down and let's discover what your lingerie reveals about your secret character!
Not wearing anything at all under your clothes? Your secret lingerie identity is as yet undecided, because you're effectively naked, which is both uncouth and unnecessary unless you're showering, in which case I'll let you get away with it this time, but for chrissakes man/woman get some clothes on! If you're still not wearing anything, you may be a closet anarchist, throwing off the shackles of society. Be warned that although this may be freeing, if you're a C cup or larger, you're risking developing some serious stretch marks. Gravity is a harsh taskmaster that rules over us all.
Just a bra and panties? You're a secret survivalist. Always prepared, but not going over the top, you would be an excellent candidate for crossing a desert, circumnavigating the globe, or visiting Mars. Wait, did I just say that wearing a bra and panties was enough to qualify you for some of the most extreme adventures that mankind has ever undertaken? Yes, yes I did. You're special. I love you.
Straps and Stockings
Like your garter and stockings? Get strappy at any possible opportunity? This denotes a straight laced urge to control. Whilst you might outwardly be a wild child, you secretly yearn for structure and hierarchy. You could be well suited to positions of power and organization, such as a librarian, manager, CEO, or that psycho teacher who is always hollering about rules and whatnot. Let your inner control freak run free, or walk stiffly towards the nearest exit. Whatever works for you.
Top To Toe
Do you swathe yourself in lingerie at every chance you get? Perhaps you're secretly afraid of the world at large and mounting impenetrable inner defenses in the guise of gussying yourself up. Hint: If it takes more than ten minutes to free yourself of your lingerie on anything other than a special (ie: sexy) occasion, you may be at risk of alienating yourself on an intimate level. When I say alienating yourself, I mean you may forget what your own skin looks and feels like.
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