Why Men Should Wear Skirts

 

When was it decreed in western culture that men should wear trousers and that women should wear skirts? In many other cultures around the world you can see examples of men wearing wrap –around garments such as Sarongs, Kilts, Lunghi, Kikoi, Pareo and Sulu. These would all seem not just a far more comfortable mode of attire than trousers, but when you consider the human form, a far more practical choice too.

Anatomically men have a bulky and sensitive collection of genitalia suspended on the outside of their bodies, of which one is a complex heat exchanger designed to keep sperm at a constant temperature and should be exposed to as much air as possible. In fact men with fertility problems are frequently advised to wear loose fitting shorts, to help keep their sperm in top condition.

So why with this irrefutable biological requirement have men been made to enclose their reproductive organs in such an unsuitable garment as a pair of trousers, which also put pressure on one of their most sensitive regions? There can’t be many men out there who don’t have the occasional problem bending and sitting, or who aren’t familiar with the frequent need to adjust themselves throughout the day.

Since the 1980’s many famous fashion designers including Jean-Paul Gaultier, Gioirgio Armani, John Galliano, Kenzo, Rei Kawakubo and Yohji Yamamoto have tried to introduce the male skirt into popular fashion. Though despite a great deal of effort, none of their designs appear to have travelled from the catwalk to the sidewalk.

It seems impossible that in our enlightened times when women happily cross dress in trousers, suits, shirts and ties that there should be such prejudice against a man wearing one particular piece of clothing. There does seem to be one exception to societies’ reluctance to accept the concept of a man wearing a skirt and that is the humble kilt. Even though a kilt is nothing other than a pleated woollen skirt, it has been proudly sported by such Hollywood heart throbs as Sean Connery, Samuel L Jackson, Brad Pitt, Ewan McGregor, David Duchovny and Liam Neeson.

Could it be that the kilt is still strongly associated with the warlike Highland Clans of legend, or that no one has yet dared to go up to the likes of Liam Neeson and call him a “sissy”. Whatever the reason and despite so much evidence to support the benefits of skirts for men, I am afraid that until public opinion changes, I will be towing the line with the crotch sore masses of trouser wearing men.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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David 6 years ago

People who do not accept men wearing men's skirts are sick in their head. They have a mental disorder.


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The Old Hack 6 years ago Author

Stronger than I would have expressed it, but we all suffer from the conditioning that we are subjected to in our childhood.


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Peggy W 6 years ago from Houston, Texas

You make an excellent point with this hub. Fashion dictates a lot of craziness when one thinks about it. Bet that you could come up with many more examples.


Ted 5 years ago

I can not see people accepting the idea of men wearing skirts if men continue to refuse to push the envelope and just go out and wear a skirt nicely and very proudly. People will talk just as men did about women started wearing trousers but did they stop? My point exactly!!!


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wetskirt 3 years ago from Austria

You get it to the point!

Wearing skirts most of the time, i'm reaping all benefits and must say, that most comments are positive and supportive to wearing skirts as a man. Of course, i'm triyng to propagate my style, as can be seen in my entries here.


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