Why Should Women Dress Modestly? (Top 10 Reasons)

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Dear ladies, before you read this article, you might be well-advised to put something immodest on in order to comprehend the totality of the message.

All photos are courtesy of HubPages hubs. The links are provided. Since the photos are already on HubPages, and some have been on HubPages for several years, I can only assume the photos are “approved” by the HubPages Team, and meet all appropriate standards, whatever they are.

Some reasons why women should dress modestly are self-explanatory. Others require elaboration. I have provided elaboration where necessary. So let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and the bare essentials.

Why should women dress modestly?


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Cooking bacon is dangerous when you’re dressed immodestly.

You get the picture.

You might get kicked out of church.

1 Timothy 2:9: “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;”

Some ministers take this verse seriously.

If, however, you are a member of a nudist colony, it would be acceptable for you to attend church services like Eve did before she took a bite out of the forbidden fruit. If you do, however, attend church in this manner, do not complain if when you kneel to pray somebody sticks a banana in your face while quoting the Bible.

Some big kid might try to breastfeed.

I mean, you have seen the recent cover of Time right?

What that cover tells me is that Time was trying to sell magazines and not normalize breastfeeding.

The big kid on that cover should be eating Wheaties and learning the alphabet.

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Sharks like their food unwrapped.

Some say therefore wearing a full body wet suit, preferably black, at the topless beach is advisable.

But that shark in Jaws could scare the clothes off any girl.

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You might be mistaken for Paris Hilton.

There are of course many amusing stories about Paris. She does get attention. Do you want that kind of attention?

Although I must say that was a brilliant maneuver that her sex tape was released just before the premiere of her reality series The Simple Life.

Paris Hilton’s other noteworthy claims to fame are that she went to high school with Lady Gaga, she played ice hockey, and she earned her GED (oh yeah, like I really believe that one).

I've heard the rumor that Paris was also eating a Big Whopper in the sex tape, but I've never viewed it due to religious reasons.

Boobs a Lot.

Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.

The song “Boobs a Lot” by the Fugs was released 47 years ago. What do you think the subject of that song looks like now, 47 years later?

You might be mistaken for a hooker.

It happens.

Why, it even happened in the Bible. In Genesis 38, Judah mistook Tamar for a harlot. Of course, the “dress” that gave off such vibes was a little different way back then.

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You might cause an earthquake.

Yes indeed, women who wear immodest clothing cause earthquakes. So says Kazem Seddiqi. He is the big chief prayer leader in Iran, and a rival to the president.

You might be remembered for Boobquake.

Which is how hundreds of thousands of women dressed immodestly reacted to Kazem Seddiqi’s scientific discovery regarding earthquakes. They had a big Boobquake.


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Who wants to drink from a frozen nipple?

Ask any newborn. I mean, you wouldn’t put the bottle in a freezer, would you?

Conclusion

Those are the facts, ladies. Wear something immodest if you dare. And send me the pictures so I can post them in this hub as an Epilogue.



One more thing

I'm going to be really upset if what you see below distracts the Pittsburgh Steelers from trouncing the Denver Broncos in the first game of their 2012 NFL season. I mean, do the Steelers have immodestly dressed cheerleaders? Oh hell no. The Steelers don't have any cheerleaders

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billd01603 4 years ago from Worcester

Funny Hub.


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nightsun 4 years ago from northern california

lol...you think any fems will take heed?


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey thanks, billd. I'm updating my Red Sox hub you commented on with game info on a daily basis. So stop on by again. I assume you're watching some of this reality series.


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

I sure hope so, nightsun.

You're an fem, what do you think?

I printed out some copies and I'm taking them to church today to hand out. Among other things, I'm hoping to get an invite to spend the afternoon at one of the fem's pool. It's going to be 90 plus and sunny where I'm at.

billd will appreciate this. Around 2 pm I hope to be on my float in the pool watching the Red Sox game drinking a Sam Adams while chastising the fems for being immodestly dressed.


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nightsun 4 years ago from northern california

I think you're gonna enjoy the beer, pool and immodesty;) have fun.


boss austin andy scm 7102 4 years ago

found you steeler draft page jack altho that link you gave didn't work.why no steeler babes amongst these hotties?shame shame the yinzers will be ticked


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Well thank you, nightsun. You are too sweet. I did have a really good day and I got really tan. Much tanner than Paris Hilton is in that sex tape I never saw due to religious reasons.


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey austin andy, I keep posting pics of Steeler babes and they keep getting banned. I mean, SCM 719 wearing a terrible towel as a miniskirt and that's "adult" content? As if. She still has pimples on her . . .

(SCM is the Steel City Mafia for you nonbelievers.)


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billd01603 4 years ago from Worcester

Hi Black and Gold. 2-3 from the Phillies on the road. Not bad!


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Yeah great game, billd.

But listen, I don't like to complain or anything, but this hub is for talk about the fillies (chicks, especially those who chose to dress immodestly).

My hub "Boston Red Sox 2012 . . ." is for talk about the Phillies. Dude, you posted a comment on it so I'm sure you can find it again.

But now that I'm thinking about it, can you believe Kevin Youkilis married Tom Brady's sister? Geez, Tom is prettier than his sister, especially in those commercials he did modeling a bra and panties with his wife Giselle, my fav Victoria's Secret model ever.


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

As always BlackJack (and GOLD), just controversial enough to get the Right Attention..laughter..

Had a Word From The Lord years back as to WHY islam demands the BIG COVER-UP for their women...

You wanna Hear it (Translated "In Three") ??

Thought so....

1) "Because it was written that no-one was like muhammad that could bed TWENTY women in a day, and his act of consummating his marriage to a nine year old bride at the age of 54 was a serious NOT HOLY !!!"

2) "Coupling THIS with the "dark nature" of SIN from satan, GUARANTEES concupiscence of the First Order when confronted by scantily clad women, PROUD of FLAUNTING their God Given bodies."

3) "THIS would THEN BE a "lust-bath" WITHOUT Divine Conscience From The Holy Spirit Given By The Crucified Resurrected Lord JESUS and Deep Love for HIM."

Of course, MANY a Well Intentioned CHRISTIAN soul has fallen seriously foul of the above pictorial temptations IN THIS age of EVERYTHING GOES !!!

CONCLUSION : Looking is one thing. Lusting after such women IS A TICKET to destruction for ALL people, Christian and otherwise.

That said, "Marriage is Honourable and the bed undefiled" which the catholic denomination would DO VERY WELL to Understand.

Hey brother, "If you're NOT in business DON'T advertise"

This would SURELY preclude so many satanic RAPES going on in The West and elsewhere...

No-one is going stay married to a "GREAT BODY" for too long WITHOUT TRUE LOVE with a NICE person living therein.

The Bottom Line (excuse the intentional pun) :-

At the end of the day, the clothes come off ANYWAY...

i love children - can't figure out how to make them like Mary, so "JESUS Lord, KEEP me Holy in this Very End Time † Amen & Amen"

Parting shot for you bro' :

The Word Disciple is a Phonetic Key in The Word DISCIPLINE - Amen

Eyes UP - Selah ...

† Luke 21 : 28 †

"And when these things begin to come to pass, then look up, and lift up your heads; for your redemption draweth nigh."

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/InTheBeau...

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/MiracleIn...


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Yes, Elijah, it would appear that Muhammed was a pedophile. It also appears that the Qur'an permits pedophilia.

What I'm wondering is if Muhammed got his 72 beautiful virgins in paradise. He did have a dozen wives while on earth.

I'm going to write a hub entitled "Does the Bible Permit Polygamy?" A married minister I know quite well justified his keeping a mistress with references to the Old Testament patriarchs in his explanation to me. Yeah right, buddy.

Incidentally, that verse Matthew 5:28 ("But I say unto you, That whosever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.") pertains to lusting after married women in my opinion.

My motto is look but don't touch. Unless she asks you to. And do research before you do to make sure she's not married. I don't accept lack of a wedding ring as evidence.


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Amen brother ...

Unless you are MARRIED of course...know that you "were" at least...

Guess you are a single Dad right now ???

A Good Full Gospel Christian Wife is a Treasure FROM Heaven † AMEN

Yeah - old antichrist muhammad was about as holy as bin laden was peaceful...

He never made it to Paradise - went BACK to where he came from..

(See Scripture below)

Was that married "minister" a mormon ?? Even so - these are WEIRD days INDEED !! No EXCUSES for Public Ministers - they GOTTA be squeaky CLEAN.

i won't even "look" these days - Just happen to "notice" that many women have a FASCINATION with their own "rear ends"...

Why else would they go to such EXTREMES to "polish them up" -

Some may as well walk like Eve BEFORE The Fall....it hardly matters anymore....

The Advanced Full Gospel (To PLEASE The Lord) Requires MORE Discipline NOW than at ANY OTHER TIME in His-Story...

nuff' said :-

THIS :

† Revelation 3 : 10 †

"Because thou hast kept the word of my patience, I also will keep thee from THE HOUR OF TEMPTATION, which SHALL come upon ALL THE WORLD, to try them that dwell upon the earth."

What's an hour? (About 42 years) ... When did it start? Or is this just "figurative" for EACH successive Generation?

Either way, The Firework Display of Revelation and Matthew 24 et al, MUST BE CLOSED With The Second Coming....

On that Great Day we can subtract 42 years to get a VERY GOOD IDEA of ALL The Mysteries.....

CLOSING :-

muhammad and hitler are THE False prophet and THE Beast (i am CERTAIN) as individuals representing their collective evil cohorts across time and space (This is "DEEP"):-

† Revelation 16 : 13 †

"And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet."

† Revelation 20 : 10 †

"And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

It's the CONSCIOUS "spirit beings" that see, hear, feel and "conjure" that BURN IN THE LAKE OF FIRE...

The Devil ITSELF (The Old Serpent / Dragon) is THE LAST to Burn, together will ALL that REFUSED Salvation and became Enemies Of The Cross, across The Ages and ONWARDS until AFTER the Small Season Concludes...(one last chance for ALL)..PRIOR - they have a nice, well earned vacation for One Day (1000 years) in Hell, The Sea, that Place Called DEATH (Perdition)...AND The BOTTOMLESS Pit - GOOD RIDDANCE....

Got a Hub on this here (well kind of) as far as The False prophet's work goes for sure (PLUS, there are quite a few "Beasts", but none like adolf hitler)....

http://hubpages.com/religion-philosophy/PROPHECIES...

ENJOY ... . ...

http://www.theseventhunders.org/C7-Music/When-Its-...


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Elijah, only 9 more days until we are UNBANNED!!! I'm more excited about that than I would be if I encountered an immodestly dressed woman as described in my hub.

Yes indeed, I'm a single dad, and I have had custody of my teenage daughter for several years. She dresses immodestly on occasion, like for proms (see my hub "Why Do You Tell a Guy Shopping for a Prom Dress" for pics of immodest dress) and bikini beach, but I don't threaten her with the lake of fire.

Incidentally, my ex-wife her mother is a minister (of the Jezebel variety) and the married "minister" I referred to previously is her father. When she wants advice on committing adultery she goes to him and he enables her satanic behavior. I'm totally serious. When she wants advice on her taxes, she asks me.

Hey, I'll read your hub about the false prophet and the beast. But are you sure both of them are not immodestly dressed women?


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

OUT LOUD LAUGHTER - WELL SAID - And what a "Shame" [Oh yeah - and what "denomination" ?????? ?????? ??????]

Like Forrest Gump - "And this ALL i have to say about that" :-

† Proverbs 17 : 22 †

"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."

Enjoy :-

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/ASpaceman...


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mts1098 4 years ago from InsideTheManCave

Great job here...lol...cheers and I hope all is well


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey mts and Elijah, did you two see the pictures of our ex-president Bill Clinton and the porn stars taken recently in Monaco? The one, Brooklyn Lee, won the 2012 AVN Award for Best New Starlet.

I'd put Brooklyn's pic in the hub, but I'd probably be banned for her immodest thoughts.

I wonder what church Brooklyn belongs to and if she got down on her knees and said a prayer for Clinton like Monica did.


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Oohhhh - OUCH - Thankfully NO - But it's worth adding to the list of 77 reasons i am NOT a democrat...

You know brother, The Church is NOT a democracy, She IS a Spiritual Dictatorship - AMEN †

Give me God (The Lord) Dictating The Terms for how i MUST live my life, over ANY MAN OR WOMEN on earth today - Alleluia †

This Song Below is for ALL democrats and ALL atheists and ALL Lost liberals (monica, brooklyn, clinton et al) and your ex-father-in-law and his daughter - THE WHOLE LOST WORLD - Amen †

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/JESUS-All...

† Matthew 5 : 48 †

"Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

http://www.Constellation7.org/True-Christian-Defin...

http://www.Constellation7.org/TheSimplePrayerOfFai...


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Elijah, brilliant lines about the church being a spiritual dictatorship et al of yours, my friend.

Wow, my photography session of immodestly dressed women at bikini beach sure got abruptly interrupted today. So did my fishing. Dang thunder and lightning. I wonder if God is angry at all the village atheists on the HubPages forums, where we can't post since we are banned. I bet the village atheists' blasphemy of God and other ideas got all wet.

Speaking of the big flood in western PA and elsewhere, I'm off to read your new hub about Noah's ark. I took a peek. This might take me a Lord's day to comprehend.


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Yes brother - God IS a Person and He DOES get Angry - Thank JESUS For Grace - how else could any of us stand?

Yes - There is a Lot of Work in the Noah's Ark Hub - Hey, but NOTHING Compared with building The Ship in The FIRST Place - Amen

It COULD take a ONE HOUR Second Hub just to explain the Awesome SIGNIFICANCE of THIS Discovery - Blessings and Maranatha †

† Revelation 20 : 1 - 3 †

"And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand. And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years, and cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season."


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

God made man and God was happy.

God made an immodestly dressed woman (in fact she was naked), and man was happy.

God said, “Man and woman, we need a Happy Hour.”

So God made atheists and Satan was happy. But God cautioned, “Happy Hour doesn’t last forever, Satan. Neither will you.”

Man and woman hearing this asked, “What about us, God? Will we last forever?”

God replied, “Woman, put some clothes on so man can concentrate. Then you both read the letter I wrote to you, the Bible, and find out for yourselves about this everlasting life.”

Woman, as she put on her wonder bra and crotch-less panties snapped, “Yeah, sure, we’ll read your letter, God. But those atheists have no ears to hear and couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted them the ‘c’ and the ‘t’ I don’t think.”

God just nodded, recalling fondly one of the many Steeler Super Bowl victories.

So who else said that about spelling “cat” I wonder?


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Awesome brother - EXCELLENT - Kan't imagine who mispelt kat...but there are some cool kats in this hub-community...

Personally i HATE kat-fights...AND we got TOO MANY fat-kats in Hong Kong...it's katastrophic....(but i do like Kit Kats)...

Yet, with God and atheists there's ALWAYS a Katch...like the Super Bowl....

A Super Bowl of milk spilt over too many cry-baby, tell teacher, lost arguments to the Hubberators....ALL that Hub-ris...

Can hardly katch my breath....

Eve must have still been a pretty kool kat though...she had Seth, and Adam MUST have been overjoyed with a look-alike son.

Those crotchless fig leaves will do it every time....but you can't exactly accuse Adam of NOT being patient...130 years is a long time to wait; MUST HAVE HAD QUITE A LOVER'S TIFF over that nasty encounter with the Prince of Darkness....

Don't you just LOVE The Lake Of Fire !!!

Anyhow..great comment B-JAG (my new handle for you) [can't be bothered to copy, paste or type]...

So how DID all these great CATS get here in The First Place ???

Oh yeah...durrrr...Geee Olly of course - ALL BY ACCIDENT....like my 55 inch Plasma TV Screen, with more plug-ins than atheists got arguments....

The TV "evolved" Stanley....everyone knows this....no one DESIGNED it or CREATED it.....

† Psalm 53 : 1 †

"The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good."


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Elijah, here's a cool (no pun intended) Lake of Fire tune:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ehdg_nirvana-la...

Where the bad folks go when they die

They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly

Go to a lake of fire and fry

See em' again 'til the 4th of July

I knew a lady who came from Duluth

Bitten by a dog with a rabbit tooth

She went to her grave just a little too soon

Flew away howling on the yellow moon

Where do bad folks go when they die

They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly

Go to a lake of fire and fry

See em' again 'til the 4th of July

People cry, people moan

Look for a dry place to call their home

Try to find some place to rest their bones

While the angels and the devils try to make them their own

Where do bad folks go when they die

They don't go to Heaven where the angels fly

Go to a lake of fire and fry

See em' again 'til the 4th of July

Me thinks the lady from Duluth who got bit by the rabid dog was immodestly dressed. Sounds like a Jezebel to me.


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Well let's keep Praying - There are some REAL TOUGH NUTS in this hub community....Nothing TOO Difficult for JESUS though - Amen †

Knew nothing about nirvana...then watched the video..then read up on the lead singer...SHOCKING....

The words of the song ARE accurate, but kurt cobain was SERIOUSLY LOST....Think that was a "sarcastic song" from his viewpoint...

Check it all out here :-

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Evils%20in%20Americ...

This a very large and INTENSE website - A Serious Born Again Christian REBUKE of ALL that is overtly Evil...Amen

† Romans 8 : 6 †

"For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace."

Think i do prefer THIS for you as a Gift :

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/OneDay.mp...


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Yeah Cobain probably isn't the right choice for my favorite "Lake of Fire" tune. His widow Courtney Love is quite the immodestly dressed Jezebel, not to mention her smutty mouth.

Meat Puppets did the original "Lake of Fire" but they are not much of a role model either. I heard a rumor that Mormons had something to do with the writing of that song, but only a rumor. I think I'll just change up a Johnny Cash song:

I fell in to a burning lake of fire

I went down,down,down

and the flames went higher.

And it burns,burns,burns

the lake of fire

the lake of fire.

Incidentally, there is a movie (documentary) entitled "Lake of Fire" about abortion that came out like a half dozen years ago. Now that is shocking!


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Elijah7 4 years ago from Israel - England - Hong Kong - Hawaii - Paradise

Interesting thing being, that In Reality, The Lake is only, FINALLY, in Full Judgment Glory, in a minimum of 1042 years time; and that if JESUS Returns THIS YEAR....

God is Awesome....EVERYONE GETS ONE LAST CHANCE at the End of The Millennium....

They won't like 1000 years in Hell, Death & The Sea much at ALL; and they MISS OUT On A Millennium of Heaven ON Earth...

"They are so clever and SO STUPID !!!"

These Last and Final Days brother, this really IS a Test of Endurance & Discipline to ACTUALLY Be Here for The Second Coming (Well i BELIEVE WITHOUT ANY DOUBT - AMEN †) - HERE :-

† Matthew 25 : 31 - 33 †

"When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left."

http://www.TheSevenThunders.org/C7-Music/I-Am-Pers...


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Earl Noah Bernsby 4 years ago from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

"Sharks like their food unwrapped." LOL!


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Beth100 4 years ago from Canada

Interesting. Shall I change?


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

No, you're good to go, Beth.

Me thinks the sharks will like you just fine the way you are. It doesn't take much to unstring a bikini.


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Beth100 4 years ago from Canada

......but they have sharp teeth!!! -.-


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

But Beth, all the better to eat you with, my dear.

I wish you wouldn't have mentioned teeth, though. Reminds me of my daughter and her $3,000 braces. She got them off a couple years ago but still wears retainers on occasion. She lost them and we had to buy them again. I just found her cat pushing them around on the floor.

Well, I wonder if there will be any immodestly dressed ladies at the graduation party today.

I'm reminded of my son's graduation from a nondenominational Christian high school. His girlfriend, who went to a public high school, wore this totally short miniskirt. I did wonder what she was thinking.


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Beth100 4 years ago from Canada

o.O hmmmm...... I'd prefer the polar bears (who were cropped off this photo). I hear they like to play with their food before eating it.

There will always be immodestly dressed ladies at all functions. What fun would it be if there weren't? As for your son's girlfriend -- maybe it was in fashion and she thought she was going in fashion and not thinking of the message that was being sent out? After talking with teen girls about how they dress, I have discovered that they don't realize that the message to their peers is not the same as to adults. We may feel a totally different message instead of the statement "I'm cool". This is where the generation gap happens..... (really, am I getting that old?!?)

Happy celebrations for you and your daughter's big day!!! I hope that all goes smoothly! :) Let me know.


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CMerritt 4 years ago from Pendleton, Indiana

Perhaps the most titillating hub I have ever read!!

(No pun intended, well maybe it was intended, but it IS really interesting to say the least)

Chris


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Chris, actually I wrote this hub as a message to the Godmocking pro-same sex pro-abortion pro-Big Daddy Obamamite crowd who run this site, quite poorly it would seem based upon the latest financials.

So far, nobody gets the message but me. Lol. One day soon I will tell all.


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denisevirostek 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

A boob quake? lol Nice!


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

That was totally true, Denise, about the Boobquake. Go ahead, Google it.

The movie is now bigger than "Girls Gone Wild."

Dagnabbit, I didn't get any notification of your comment, which is why I didn't reply sooner, since I just noticed it.


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denisevirostek 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

lol It's okay! I don't get my notifications either sometimes.


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Denise,

There are rumors going around that the Pittsburgh Steelers are looking for a few good immodestly dressed women to become Pittsburgh Steelers cheerleaders.

You got any problem wearing a terrible towel like a miniskirt?

The Steelers have not had any cheerleaders for like 50 years. Times may be changing. The Browns don't have any cheerleaders either, but Roseanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell have vowed to change that.

Woof woof in the Dawg Pound.


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denisevirostek 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

lol. I can't say much about that. Those cheerleaders are athletes!


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Yes indeed, Denise, cheerleaders certainly are athletes. So are women who play fantasy football.

You really should play hubber fantasy football. Check out this:

http://ffcommish.hubpages.com/question/187897/do-y...

Modest dress is optional.


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denisevirostek 4 years ago from Richmond, VA

hahahaha great!


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Hey Denise,

Somebody suggested that we play fantasy football like Peter of the Bible fished. Without any clothes.

That wasn't you, was it?

That's dressing a little too immodestly for me.


bronco billy 4 years ago

so i guess big ben got distracted eh? lol


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Ask TeTe 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Oh My Gosh! I don't think my brain spins fast enough to keep up with the banter, but I sure enjoy reading it. You guys are all so funny!


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 4 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

You know, I've never said why I wrote a hub like this. I was ticked off because HubPages banned a pic I had in a hub of mine of a young lady wearing a Steelers terrible towel like a miniskirt. I mean, really, the pic was PG. So I wrote this hub and used pics that were already on HubPages and were much more "adult" than the one I used.

Hey, I thought it was funny.


Grace 3 years ago

Your brain is made of the same silcione, you dream of woman breasts to be made of. How sad for you to treat woman as objects.


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BLACKANDGOLDJACK 3 years ago from Blitzburgh area Author

Grace, I hope you put the same comment on all hubs where I got the pics from.


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Ralph Deeds 3 years ago

Pretty funny!


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biblicaliving 3 years ago from U.S.A.

True to life and very well written! Funny as well! It shocks me how much "common sense" modesty escapes people these days.. I find it incredible that when a young woman let's it all hang out she is insulted when the guys stare. If it bothers her, you would think that she would cover up a bit more! Good hub!

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