Why Should Women Dress Modestly? (Top 10 Reasons)
Dear ladies, before you read this article, you might be well-advised to put something immodest on in order to comprehend the totality of the message.
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Some reasons why women should dress modestly are self-explanatory. Others require elaboration. I have provided elaboration where necessary. So let’s get down to the nitty-gritty and the bare essentials.
Why should women dress modestly?
Cooking bacon is dangerous when you’re dressed immodestly.
You get the picture.
You might get kicked out of church.
1 Timothy 2:9: “In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;”
Some ministers take this verse seriously.
If, however, you are a member of a nudist colony, it would be acceptable for you to attend church services like Eve did before she took a bite out of the forbidden fruit. If you do, however, attend church in this manner, do not complain if when you kneel to pray somebody sticks a banana in your face while quoting the Bible.
Some big kid might try to breastfeed.
I mean, you have seen the recent cover of Time right?
What that cover tells me is that Time was trying to sell magazines and not normalize breastfeeding.
The big kid on that cover should be eating Wheaties and learning the alphabet.
Sharks like their food unwrapped.
Some say therefore wearing a full body wet suit, preferably black, at the topless beach is advisable.
But that shark in Jaws could scare the clothes off any girl.
You might be mistaken for Paris Hilton.
There are of course many amusing stories about Paris. She does get attention. Do you want that kind of attention?
Although I must say that was a brilliant maneuver that her sex tape was released just before the premiere of her reality series The Simple Life.
Paris Hilton’s other noteworthy claims to fame are that she went to high school with Lady Gaga, she played ice hockey, and she earned her GED (oh yeah, like I really believe that one).
I've heard the rumor that Paris was also eating a Big Whopper in the sex tape, but I've never viewed it due to religious reasons.
Boobs a Lot.
Bee beep, bop, de boob a lot.
The song “Boobs a Lot” by the Fugs was released 47 years ago. What do you think the subject of that song looks like now, 47 years later?
You might be mistaken for a hooker.
Why, it even happened in the Bible. In Genesis 38, Judah mistook Tamar for a harlot. Of course, the “dress” that gave off such vibes was a little different way back then.
You might cause an earthquake.
Yes indeed, women who wear immodest clothing cause earthquakes. So says Kazem Seddiqi. He is the big chief prayer leader in Iran, and a rival to the president.
You might be remembered for Boobquake.
Which is how hundreds of thousands of women dressed immodestly reacted to Kazem Seddiqi’s scientific discovery regarding earthquakes. They had a big Boobquake.
Who wants to drink from a frozen nipple?
Ask any newborn. I mean, you wouldn’t put the bottle in a freezer, would you?
Those are the facts, ladies. Wear something immodest if you dare. And send me the pictures so I can post them in this hub as an Epilogue.
One more thing
I'm going to be really upset if what you see below distracts the Pittsburgh Steelers from trouncing the Denver Broncos in the first game of their 2012 NFL season. I mean, do the Steelers have immodestly dressed cheerleaders? Oh hell no. The Steelers don't have any cheerleaders
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