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Have Tried Tampons

  1. Pantywearer profile image60
    Pantywearerposted 7 years ago

    I know this is very strange and probably disgusting to some people, but I've tried tampons.  I first started trying a tampon when my then-girlfriend told me to try it since I was teasing her about tampons.  She dared me to try it.  I hesitated for a long time, but gave in.  She helped me.  It was VERY strange at first, having something in my butt.  Once it was in, she told me to soak the tampon to almost feel what a woman feels when it's inserted in her vagina.  Granted, a butt in NOT the same thing as a vagina.  Ever since then, I've been using tampons every now & then.  I like the super absorbent.

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      A Texanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Boy, I say boy, you just ain't right!

    2. Carmen Borthwick profile image82
      Carmen Borthwickposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I YELL... WHAT?????????? Did you take the cardboard off?

    3. blue dog profile image80
      blue dogposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      you might want to check out my hub on super absorbent.  you obviously like variety.

    4. tantrum profile image60
      tantrumposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Strange ? Not at all ! I do it all the time, just to get the notion of what a guy feels, inserting a tampax in his butt. And it's great !!! good for you ! big_smile

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        ralwusposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't think so, mine is exit only! LOL

  2. KCC Big Country profile image86
    KCC Big Countryposted 7 years ago

    WTH?

  3. hudsonj1994 profile image60
    hudsonj1994posted 7 years ago

    I do not understand...

  4. waynet profile image47
    waynetposted 7 years ago

    Hahahahahahaha...what a loon! a fruit cake!! hahahahaha!

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    aquaseaCreativeposted 7 years ago

    You need to find a way to replicate PMS and bloating plus period cramps before you can feel like one of us.

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    HealthTipposted 7 years ago

    Personally I think he's a bit up himself smile

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      that was very funny......

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    ryankettposted 7 years ago

    About one third of tampon sales in the UK are for use by males, make of that what you wish. I bet they aren't using them for the same reason as you, normally they serve a particular blood related purpose.

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      how do you know that

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        ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Tampax press release, it was all over the news a couple of years ago.

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          poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          wow, i never saw it, write a hub about it, want to know what men are doing with them, in honestly loads of women can't even figure out what to do with them......

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            ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            There is no way you will ever get me to write a hub about men putting tampons up their anus! Sorry B lol

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              poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              nobody could do it half as good as you.... baby your the best.  xxxxxxxx  ha ha ha ha

            2. waynet profile image47
              waynetposted 7 years ago in reply to this

              hahaha lol

  8. myownworld profile image80
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    I thought i was just dreaming......but no this for real!!! yikes

    (must be one of those hub-nightmares...)

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    CabinGirl.posted 7 years ago

    Some guys go through strange periods smile

    1. myownworld profile image80
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      big_smile

      (provided they ARE guys..!)

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        CabinGirl.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Deff not my thang, sounds a real pain in the ass. Mind you it would have stopped my runs yesterday, doncha just love sharing yer life online smile

        1. myownworld profile image80
          myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          LOL....yeah...too many intimate details for my liking.....! wink

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      tell us about it some are much more moodier and hormonal than women aint they?

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      ryankettposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Welcome back CabinGirl, where have you been?

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        CabinGirl.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        In the Hospital getting a Tampon removed smile

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I bet a gerbil would be more absorbent. big_smile

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      an alive one

      where is the person that started this thread offfff he probably works for the company and is promoting them,,,,

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        CabinGirl.posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Suffering from Constipation would be my guess lol !

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          poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          doubtful

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    badcompany77posted 7 years ago

    I dare ya to buy a rubber doll, put it up and mimic giving birth, then shout in yer best girl voice " Who's the Daddy " !

    1. myownworld profile image80
      myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol

      (he was asking for it!!)

  12. Tom Cornett profile image55
    Tom Cornettposted 7 years ago

    Fart + tampon + ricochet...."You'll shoot your eye out kid!"  smile

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I've used tampons to make shit with fiberglass...Does that count?

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    Redneckmanposted 7 years ago

    Big deal, we all do that up here or a lump of bog roll, makes our boxers last all week smile

  15. myownworld profile image80
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    ((((easy guys....having my lunch here...!)))

    btw. even rednecks been reincarnated! quite a day in our lives, I must say...!

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      Thirteenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      That redneck needs a Doctor !

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        HealthTipposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        You called ?

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      bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      So what's for lunch?

      1. myownworld profile image80
        myownworldposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        what WAS, u mean?  nearly threw it up!

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          bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          I didn't do it this time.  There is nothing gross about fiberglass!

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          Redneckmanposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Nearly, damn I am losing my touch smile

  16. Helen Cater profile image60
    Helen Caterposted 7 years ago

    Holy COW...been away one week and come back to this...Wow who would have thought someone would even try this.

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      did you have a good holiday...... nothing is sacred..... not even holy cow's x

      1. Helen Cater profile image60
        Helen Caterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I did thanks only one bad day and no hubpages for a whole week.

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    Hey doc, can you stitch me up?

  18. Len Cannon profile image87
    Len Cannonposted 7 years ago

    Well, keep us updated on what you put in your butt. That seems like a fine topic for the forums.

  19. myownworld profile image80
    myownworldposted 7 years ago

    this threads gets funnier by the moment!!! I can barely type now...!!

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    bloodnlatexposted 7 years ago

    I once converted an old vibrating butt plug into an ultra mega tampon inserter.  The patent is still pending...

  21. prettydarkhorse profile image65
    prettydarkhorseposted 7 years ago

    ya all are funny lololol, i can write now----

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    ralwusposted 7 years ago

    I was walking my dog one nite and he found a treasure and was so proud as he carried it home. When he got inside the house as I was hanging up his leash I heard my wife yelling. He'd picked up a used tampon and took it to show mommy his treasure.

  23. zadrobi profile image62
    zadrobiposted 7 years ago

    What-what in the butt, what-what in my butt.

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      poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      what have you missed

      1. zadrobi profile image62
        zadrobiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I was quoting a pertinent episode of South Park. My quote is funny I promise wink

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          poetlorraineposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          ha never seen it........ i am dumb

          1. zadrobi profile image62
            zadrobiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Lol oh hush you're not dumb because you didn't watch an extremely vulgar show.

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