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The History of the bikini
If the black tuxedo is the epitomy of class in menswear than surely the black bikini is the classiest option for womens beach wear?
The logic seems sound to me.
Black is slimming and the contrast works with all skin tones, wearing a black bikini is the surest way to fit into any crowd and atmosphere. Black Bikinis are the James Bond of summer fashion. Deadly, sexy and confident nothing says secret agent like the black bikini, right?
Just look at the natural world, the sexist, most debonair of all animals..thats right the penguin, the men penguins wear black suits and the women penguins wear black bikinis, who am I to question nature? So be like natures sexiest animal and wear a black bikini to the beach or just as naughty underwear to hide beneath your professional exterior.
Bikini, thats a weird word,
Since, im a big fan of words, I would see Bi-kini and think two 'kinis right! Like a Bi-cycle..hmmm. Apparently, not relevant at all, the Bikini is named after the Bikini Atoll which is a section of the Marshall Islands once used for atomic bomb testing. James Reard coined the term and the swimsuit, conjecture gathers that the swimsuit fashion was intended to rock the world with similar magnitude as an atomic bomb..and perhaps it did!
The origin of the color black
Very little is known about the color black, this elusive and crafty color is often referred to as the absence of color, in fact its impossible to buy a black bikini! Your bikini will never be better than a really dark blue or purple, perhaps one day modern science will catch the elsuive color black and tie it to a bikini for you. For now you will have to make due with these almost black biki swimsuit and underwear options from leading online retailers.
black bikini bottoms
What good are black bikini tops without black bikini bottoms?
No good at all, I say, unless your frequenting one of those daring "bottomless" parties made popular by now white house staffer "Harold"
Check out these leading and affordable black bikini bottom options
Black string bikini
black string Bikini options
There is only one real problem with black bikinis, they are just way to heavy. Sure maybe they are ok for those really buff strong types to lug around. But once you go swimming, forget it! Its like having a lead weight tied to your butt and forget packing them back up...might as well throw them away, right!
Luckily, some genius invented the black string bikini, with less material and less coverage, you get a better tan and have far less material to carry around. Everyone should have a couple o fblack string bikinis in their arsenal.
Caution: black string bikinis are carnivorous and may catch a man all by themselves. Avoid at all costs if you would prefer a more relaxed day at the beach.
Black Bikini Top
Black bikini top options
The title says it all, black bikini tops are optional in this day and age. They match well with black bikini bottoms and they are available in whatever size you need them. But the added expense of carrying them in your luggage may not be worth it.
I suggest just frequenting a beach that is lax about black bikini tops..but should you decide to buya black bikini top, consider a small bowtie to give that bunny feel.
Hugh Hefner loves Black bikini tops...at least he would if he knew what was good for him.
Black Bikini Thong
The Black bikini Thong
With similar benefits and the best comfort in its class the black bikini thong is a must have for all jetsetting girls on the go, The black bikini thong matches all designer handbags and sunglasses and is made by top brands such as Gucci and Donna Karan. My neighbor says she likes to get her little black bikini thongs from neiman marcus. Be careful as they dont tend to stay on the clothesline well...there just isnt enough material to pin the damn things up.
Black bikini Micro thong and lingerie
Black bikinis do NOT have to only be worn at the beach, they also go well at your next office party or family gathering.
Remember nothing says classy like black bikinis!
If your interested in more Summer swimwear options, see these other classics
