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Janitors Lure Senators into Roach Motels in Obvious Case of Mistaken Identity
by Tim Hollis
On the heels of the Lieberman-Kyl declaration of World War III (with the enthusiastic backing of kindred insects on the so-called left), Senate floor janitors nearly rid us of the cockroaches listed below. ... published 11 months ago
CIA Toastbusters Logo: Who You Gonna Call?
by Tim Hollis
As a progressive graphic artist I looked forward to satirizing this logo, but came up with zilch. I thought about a Charlton Heston ‘cold dead hands' angle; a napalmed Michelin Man; a banned minstrel; a... published 10 months ago
Secret Secret Secret Secrets
by Tim Hollis
A reading of Ted Gup's Nation of Secrets will leave your forehead smarting (if it isn't already) from self-inflicted slaps and wondering how it's humanly possible to love your country and not despise the... published 9 months ago
Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 11 months ago
International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 10 months ago
Nancy Rebukes a Stiffening Peter
by Tim Hollis
According to the AP blab ‘Pelosi issued a statement Friday evening rapping (a gavel down on) Pete Stark, who is in his 18th term representing the liberal East Bay. "While members of Congress are passionate... published 10 months ago
Centigrade 451: Chertoff Targets Discontent
by Tim Hollis
Every bit as depraved, deranged and demented as he looks, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff has enlisted firefighters and emergency responders as his eyes and ears in the fight against discontent... published 9 months ago
Your World. Delivered. at&ta way ta go
by Tim Hollis
The majority in congress, exhibiting the final throes of battered wife syndrome, have entered into a new and perilous complicity with their abusers. Is there anything up with which they will not put? Should we... published 10 months ago








