Helicopters...And Other Stupid Parent-Aircraft Metaphors

by Dave Teacher

I kind of miss my Helicopters. Recently, our school changed boundary lines to a lower socio-economic geographic section of our city. Now we mainly have UFO’s. If you see them, it’s just for a split second, and nobody believes you if you do report seeing them. They also tend to abduct their child from class a lot; taking them out for weeklong vacations to the planet Mexico and such. After I encounter them, I feel like I’ve been “probed,” if you know what I mean. published 5 months ago

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