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Class Warfare and the Military Draft
by Tim Hollis
Instead of instituting a draft for the upcoming plunge into World War III, why don't we make military service compulsory for those who most enjoy the spOILs of war? Starting from the super rich and working... published 10 months ago
International Man of Misery Flees France
by Tim Hollis
The omnipresent omnipotent omnimpudent omnincompoop Donald (Awesome Powers) Rumsfeld is on the lam from torture charges filed in France. Running afoul of pesky and quaint laws he was whisked away from... published 9 months ago
FOX Honkies Rehearse for Harlem Minstrel Show
by Tim Hollis
I'll probably get strangled for this, but I just had to crash the final rehearsals this week and they were nothing short of jaw dropping. Commanding the Apollo stage was GOP hack and author of Who's Loofing... published 10 months ago
Obama Carries A Big Stick...NOT!
by troylaplante
I will admit that I would rather be stabbed to death with a plastic fork than vote for Barack Hussein Obama. The same for Hillary Clinton, for that matter. I am almost that way about John McCain, as well,... published 2 months ago
Crocodile Duncee: Bush in Australia
by Tim Hollis
The Failiah in Australia Probing into the Outback Regions of the Austrian Bush In Melbourne, or Sydney, or Vienna, or "one of them places" Chancellor George Witless Bush announced the opening of a surprise... published 11 months ago
Dana Perino as Nurse Ratched
by Tim Hollis
Ol' Chief Broom, they call me. I sweep along in demerol-abbreviated flicks across the gleaming dayroom floor. The Acutes and The Chronics are all in their TV places as Nurse Ratched scolds the Washington Press... published 10 months ago
Airstream, Willie Nelson, and Cowboys: American Dreamers
by Cailin Gallagher
"This is the story of America. Everybody's doing what they think they're supposed to do." -Jack Kerouac, 1922-1969, American Writer I lived in an Airstream trailer until I was five years old. No. My parents... published 3 weeks ago
Same Story-Different General
by mpaskel
Last week retired Lt. General Ricardo Sanchez joined a growing number of former military brass in throwing the Bush Administration under the bus when it comes to the war in Iraq. He cited a lack of leadership... published 9 months ago
New York Philharmonic Orchestra in Pyong Yang
by fishskinfreak2008
On February 27, 2008, Pyong Yang opened its doors to the New York Phiharmonic Orchestra. Is this a true sign of change or merely a symbolic gesture? I believe that this is only a symbolic gesture because... published 4 months ago
The Science and Art of Negotiating
by Ralph Deeds
First off, bargain or negotiate are more correct and dignified terms for the process than "haggle" which connotes the approach of a petty or unreasonable person out to extract the last penny out of a deal.... published 8 months ago










