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Over 100 Funny Clean Jokes

Looking for a good ice breaker for your church fundraising potluck? Does your son need to bring a funny joke to his next scout meeting? Tired of hearing the same old boring tales that aren't really funny, or...

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Confucious87

Wise Old Sayings That Are Stupid

Did you ever wonder what the heck those wise old sayings really meant? Especially the ones that are stupid in the first place? Join me as I rip apart 5 sayings in a laugh riot frenzy of irascibility!

566 comments    entertainment humor quotes
redmachine76 profile image71

Funny humorous sayings

 Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics. Sports Humorous sayings  I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane. sweet sayings by Cool Humorous Quotes...

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110 Aussie Sayings that will Offend Everyone

Australians are hard enough to understand with their slang, now mix in some of these sayings and you will probably be asking yourself, "Are these guys from another planet?".

4 comments    fun sayings aussie
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25 mostly funny quotes about life, living, and the human condition

I'd like to share some of my favorite quotes about life, the beauty and brilliance and absurdity of it all.... In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back….. Charlie Brown Honesty may be the...

18 comments    humor funny quotes
redmachine76 profile image69

Funny COOL sayings

 Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open. funny cool sayings for your profile by Cool Pickup Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have. cool quotes Clothes make the...

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JackSpeak - Language and Slang of the Royal Navy

The British Royal Navy has a language all of its own. Jackspeak (navy slang) reflects both its proud history and also the culture (good and bad) of the sailor. Everyday expressions originating from life at sea.

16 comments    humor funny history
mayaguru profile image69

Short Funny Sayings

1. "Real-eyes, Realise, Real-lies" 2. Is it not, as it should, then it as it comes. 3. If you want breakfast in bed, you sleep in the kitchen. 4. Who laughs last, thinks traagst. 5. Who else must first started...

6 comments    entertainment education fun
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Funny Phrases

FACTS OF LIFE...... Enjoy reading J If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly...

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redmachine76 profile image68

Funny msn sayings

   One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.  ~Author : Edward BulwerLytton Famous Quotes   Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is he this is the...

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