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The Day Bob Wore My Victoria's Secret Underwear

Men! Need I say more? If only they would learn! We spent quite a bit of time visiting in Central Oregon and once upon a time, they had a North Face Outlet store. Bob has the most amazing blue eyes I have...

12 comments    love fun women
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Common diseases of the new millenium

Doctor Cindy is in the house and is bringing to you, the sick and diseased, the common diseases of the new millennium. So have a gander, check them up out, and tick off the ones you are currently afflicted...

26 comments    sex humor funny
This is not Cooke2cook but a representation of how she feels when I put too many pictures of sexy, half-naked women with my website reviews on the homepage of her website.70

S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Seven (Up)

(NOTE: Before you read this you might want to read"S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things)"and "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things), Too", "S.H.I.T. (Some Hip Interesting Things) Three (some)", "S.H.I.T....

2 comments    women girls sex
Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)74

More Frank Observations from an Acrimonious Asexual

Asexuality - even forgotten by the Kinsey Scale! (Asexuals being catergorized merely as "X" in the initial research papers.)It was in the wee morning hours that I found myself talking on the phone with a...

13 comments    love life education
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Alien Sex Abductions | How To Avoid The Probe

Aliens apparently abduct us on occasion. This is concerning. What is even more concerning is that during these abductions they have a tendency to 'probe' or as I like to call it, sexually assault us. For...

7 comments    entertainment love advice
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Don't Pass Gas on a Date

We've all been on dates, some bad, some good. If we like the person we'll exchange smiles and laughs, but there are times when you feel something brewing in your intestines that wants to come out. You...

6 comments    health love relationships
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Funny Sexy Quotes

Laughter is one of the best aphrodisiacs so enjoy my collection of favourite sexy and funny quotes. Most of them are anonymous; some of them have been used countless times in films and greeting cards. The...

48 comments    entertainment fun women
When wearing Spandex to exercise, a key thing to pulling it off is making sure your butt, isn't a mirrored image of the Milky Way Galaxy.  80

Avoiding "The Milky Way" Spandex Tips

Spandex on certain people is about as attractive as a big, ball of earwax on a fresh new cotton Q-tip. Take it from a plus-size chick, who suffered through the Spandex 1980’s....

1 comment    how to tips pictures
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My First Hooker

It was 3 pm on a Sunday and I was crisscrossing the streets of downtown looking for girls. I started the day playing Grand Theft Auto and drinking malt liquor. By my third 40 of Old English picking up a...

17 comments    girls sex funny
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Liquid Trust: A roofie in a spray. Using oxytocin spray to get lucky and rich?

People buy oxytocin spray to build trust, bonding and affection, Liquid Trust is colorless and odorless and lasts for hours, It can be used to attract a man or woman or to build trust in any other situation.

23 comments    dating sex humor
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