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61Necessities poem
Necessities I need it there's really no other way to put it other than that I just worked twenty- five plus hours for a hundred dollars and I wasn't even doing something cool like making iPods.
0 comments62Hit and runs
Hit and runs An ever so relieving piss tricks me into believing I should be ok for the next four hours of my orientation and then it hits me so I loosen my belt but all that does is ease everything down more. It's my anorexic fifteen ...
2 comments64A car poem
A car Ride. Not riding but a ride. The car is a ride. "What do you call two gay Bobs?" Heads shaking not nodding though. "Oral Roberts!" That's only the third time you've told that joke so far. Tell it again. I eat my nuggets with no...
0 comments62Miss Texas
Miss Texas So maybe sending a seventy- six thousand dollar engagement ring in the mail isn't the best idea especially if you find out afterwards that she only wants to keep the ring and not you. "Oh you know his kind, they really like the blondes...
0 comments61Playstation thumb
Playstation thumb I shot a 31 on the front 9 at TPC Sawgrass, passed for 426 yards against USC to win the national championship, won the dunk contest with all perfect dunks, and earned myself a long shit in the process with my reading material...
0 comments62No waffles
No waffles It would happen to me because most shitty things tend to but I've got other sob stories to tell too so I should be moving this one along anyway at possibly the worst Best Western ever I for some reason wanted mini waffles with my...
1 comment61I hate getting mail
I hate getting mail If I do happen to get a letter from someone who isn't a relative my immediate reaction is "What?" and if it does happen to be a relative it's "What the fuck?" because if I'm sprawled out as I usually am in any area of the...
0 comments61By myself poem
By myself The worst thing about being alone isn't the constant sense that you are as out of place as a Skynyrd fan at a Justin Bieber concert or even the feeling that the people who you would actually do something with aren't alone right now ...
0 comments61I'm not hungry
I'm not hungry All I've had the past twenty-six hours is a dry vanilla flavored granola bar dunked repeatedly in milk to mask the cardboard aftertaste and I feel like shit because food has always been there for me but now that I have another...
0 comments61Sexting poem
Sexting Stupid texting. "I'm so sorry, I'll try and make this work." Sending failed. "Baby please, I'll do anything." Sending delayed. Please wait. Sending failed. "Fuck! This isn't working for me!" Message sent.
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