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NO PLEASE! MAKE ME A -- Tonight's Edition -- STARBUCKS EMPLOYEE
One of the first places I ever worked was Starbucks. This was the all-time worst. I at least made friends at every other job. Starbucks seems okay before you get a couple years in college, but it's...
0 commentsHow To Get Women Anywhere In America
PART 1 -- Your Notes Your mind, eyes and shoulders....are to a woman was face, breasts and backside are to a man. In that order. Guys treat women with everything going for them but a face in the exact same...
0 commentsYour Trip To Cabrini-Green Right After The Bulls Win Fifth Championship
So I was living in Chicago around the time of the Bulls fifth championship. This was the one where Michael "yeah nice book I see you reading finally with all the spare time you have" Jordan decided to play on...
0 commentsNow Here's A Rant -- The Chicago Cubs
I know why people really like the Cubs and it's kind of gross. When I was a young'un, I watched the January 1, 1993 national championship college football game between Alabama and Miami. Miami was famous...
0 commentsHot Teachers Have It Bad
The profession of teacher assistant provides one with an opportunity to get with a wide array of some of the finest women there are. And I have. And as such, I can see why so many of them end up single into...
0 commentsSCREWED!!! Tonight's Episode -- Northwestern Football, 1995
Nobody in well-fed society today has it harder then a natural athlete who has showed enough promise academically that his parents think he can get into Northwestern. All sports dreams are literally shelved....
0 commentsWhat Are The Odds Of Making It To The NBA?
According to MSNBC, there are 27,500 high schools in the United States. It's logical to assume that about 99% have a basketball team. And so 27,500 times 12 is about... 330,000 male high school basketball...
0 commentsNO, PLEASE! MAKE ME A -- Tonight's Episode -- WAITER AT RED LOBSTER
What's important to remember is that I love people. And so I was bit disturbed to work at Red Lobster and discover...God doesn't feel the same way. I had a handful of friends and everything, but you...
0 commentsPippen Was Better Then Michael And Here's Why
Here's the thing -- Michael Jordan might not be the best player of all time. Jordan had an early overhyped image with cable TV and the first rush of endorsers to the NBA thanks to Bird and Magic, and Jordan's...
3 commentsBEST EPISODE OF DIFFERENT STROKES EVER -- Arnold Has A Bully Problem And It's Not The Gooch
Yes we all remember the Gooch. We remember the sound he made on the phone. We remember that the way he made friends was to "beat them up until they liked him." We never got to see his face. But at...
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