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83Pesky White Perch (Morone americana): North America's Salty, Shady, Sporty Freshwater Fish
The white perch can be popular in its native ranges within North America. But it also can be unpopular where it is introduced, accidentally or deliberately. Either way, it makes fishing an adventurous sport and fish fries a tasty experience.
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72LIVING IN THE FIFTIES..."You Damn Right!"
Geezer huh? Living in the fifties huh? You know, I've just about had it with young people blowing me off with their holier than thou, "You can't teach me anything about anything," and "Everything in my era is the greatest." BS, when in reality most...
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83Winsome White Bass (Morone chrysops): North America's Wily, Wipper-snapping, Witty Freshwater Fish
The white bass is native to clean, clear, freshwater bodies in North America. It is so popular that it is introduced widely beyond its native range, such as in the bluebonnet state of Texas. It is respected by anglers, fishers and fish-eaters.
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815 Things Stupid People Do in Movie Theaters That Burn My Britches
I’m a firm believer in basic human rights. One of them happens to be the right to enjoy the movie of your choosing in a theater in whatever style suits you. Want to spend $6 on a mediocre hotdog? Rock on, brotha. Want to sneak a Big Mac value meal...
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72Pumpkin Carving for the Absolute Moron
Outbound Dan Human takes a humorous and cynical look at the Halloween sport of pumpkin carving. This guide shows how even a complete moron can learn to carve their own Jack-o'-lantern without doing major harm to themselves and others around them.
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65When zombies attack!! Part 1
It all started on the first day of school. I was coming back from lunch when out of the corner of my eye I saw a girl running out of the woods near our green-house building. As she was getting closer I saw how her long blond hair was streaked with...
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80Beloved Striped Bass (Morone saxatilis): North America's Valorous, Valuable, Valued Freshwater Fish
The striped bass has name recognition among North Americans since colonial times. It is admired for its environmental adaptability and fierce independence. It also is respected as a successful comeback from ecological crisis and a tasty fish dish.
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77I'm going to give a 110%
Don't you hate those morons, idiots, halfwits, simpletons, blockheads, pinheads (you guessed it, I found my thesaurus) that say they're going to give a 110%? Don't you, huh? Well, I propose just this, you can't give 110%! (that's me screaming, see...
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65An Open Letter (To World Poetry Movement), a Business
They want me to sign an Artist's Release, They'll put it in a quality hardbound edition... I'm in the final competion- or course. And for a paltry fee, I can see my name in print. Publish my poem "The Wheel", if you want, but I,...
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64Is Santorum a candidate for all? Hardly
Who is on Santorum's hit list? Is it you? Should a President represent all of America or just a dwindling class of uneducated white people who think they are morally superior to everyone else?
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