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50 Rib Tickling One-Liners (Pun Intended)

by Rookie Expert

Kong Qiu or Kong Zi was an Ancient Chinese thinker and philosopher, who is more commonly known as Confucius. His teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced China and other countries. He was a revered... published 3 months ago

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Henry "Henny" Youngman,   (March 16, 1906- February 24, 1998) The "King of the One Liners" was a comedian and violinist.     60

One Liners from the Master: Henny Youngman

by St.James

Airline Jokes Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"... published 2 months ago

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one liners

by shravan mishra

-Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you? -Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! -How do u occupy an idiot? Press... published 7 months ago

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Parodies are Good Jokes: Slackerbutt

by Patty Inglish, MS

Beware the Slackerbutt! published 8 months ago

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Global Quotes

by sudhir_reddy

"Children have more need of models than of critics." "Almost all your unhappiness in life comes from your tendency to blame someone else for something." Abraham Lincoln once said, 'Since I will be no one's... published 4 months ago

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Baby: Pop Culture's Greatest Uses and Abuses

by Peter M. Lopez

No other word is so used and abused by the two pillars of American influence (music and film) quite like the word "baby". Where would pop culture be without it? Rare is the movie without at least one... published 7 months ago

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cool oneliners

by shravan mishra

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates '81 "90% of all statistics are made up" "A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."-W. Churchill "A little work, a little... published 7 months ago

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Funny One Liners

by prasang

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! 2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to... published 4 months ago

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