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62Hit and runs
Hit and runs An ever so relieving piss tricks me into believing I should be ok for the next four hours of my orientation and then it hits me so I loosen my belt but all that does is ease everything down more. It's my anorexic fifteen ...
2 comments61Shopping with my grandma
Shopping with my grandma I'm a wannabe hipster of course I don't want cowboy jeans. Obviously my homemade jorts are me rebelling and have nothing to do with fact that it's as hot as a French street whore outside right now. My long hair is the...
0 comments58Thomas poem
Thomas It's your average small town that you would never visit if family wasn't there and wouldn't ever be considered a place to avoid either if family wasn't there. "You know all the democrats want the gays and darkies to take over America."
0 comments59Liberally conservative
Liberally conservative My grandparents are such deeply rooted and staunch republicans that they feel the need to spread the wealth of knowledge gained by watching FOX News to anyone who's feeling lucky enough to hope that they are walking in...
0 comments61Awkward mornings
Awkward mornings My awkward mornings come when I kick myself for not even being able to get the fat ugly chicks who like me to fuck me. They have to serve some function and they shouldn't expect me to want to be seen with them in public,...
0 comments63This family poem
This family All family means to me is one giant cock block after another. Not that I attract women with particular ease but when I do I'll be damned if these people who command my obligatory love don't do their best to fuck it up for me.
0 comments60Cheating language
Cheating language I'm going to fucking end every candy ass lying line with some form of "-ing" because my bitching self doesn't have a fucking brain capable of thinking of other verbs but I'm amazing at just adding it to shit. I call it...
0 comments61Gertrude Stein
Gertrude Stein I wish I was a lesbian who lived in France with my partner who would make me breakfast and basically be my bitch because I would be too busy rolling a nice, fat joint to copy down all the shit I had just made up and called ...
2 comments61Ham poem
Ham Every time we get together with more than four of our family members it is written in stone somewhere that we have to make a ham and you can't bend the rules. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if we got those tasty hams more often but my...
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63Sacha Baron Cohen: Admiral General Aladeen
A movie review: Admiral General Aladeen with Sacha Baron Cohen.
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