100+ Funny Things to Say to Siri

Funny Things to Say to Siri When You're Bored

Siri is the funniest feature on your iPhone. Apple's voice recognition software is like an intelligent personal assistant—she can help you get things done, like send texts, make calls, and schedule meetings. But she's also charming, clever, and sometimes pretty sassy, too, programmed to offer great one-liners along with good advice.

Just ask her any of these questions and see what she says. She's got some pretty awesome responses and it's easy to tell that the creators of our virtual friend had a lot of fun when they made her. She's a ball of energy...trapped in a little black box.

Below, you'll find (in this order):

  • basic getting-to-know you questions,
  • nosy personal questions, and
  • deep philosophical questions,


  • silly requests
  • funny things to say, and
  • how to get Siri to curse at you.


Keep asking the question again and again to see if Siri's answer (and mood) changes!

Basic Stupid Questions to Ask Siri

  1. How are you?
  2. How's it going?
  3. Where / what are you?
  4. Are you human?
  5. What's new?
  6. What do you look like?
  7. What are you wearing?
  8. Who is Siri?
  9. What does Siri mean?
  10. Where are you from?
  11. Are you male or female?
  12. How old are you?
  13. Do you want to play?
  14. What's your story?
  15. What is your mother's name?
  16. Why? (Keep asking this question.)
  17. Why not?
  18. Why are fire trucks red?
  19. Where did I put my keys?
  20. What's your favorite color / animal / song?
  21. Can I borrow some money?
  22. What's your problem?
  23. Are you kidding me?
  24. Are you serious?
  25. What's wrong with AT&T?
  26. What's the best smartphone?
  27. What's the best tablet?
  28. What's your favorite website?
  29. What is the best computer in the world?
  30. Guess what?


Funny, Nosy, and Personal Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Are you married?
  2. Who's your daddy?
  3. What is the meaning of life?
  4. Do you want to go on a date?
  5. Will you marry me (or will you be my Valentine)?
  6. Why am I here?
  7. Where can I get some drugs?
  8. Who let the dogs out?
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road?
  10. Who's on first?
  11. Do you know about HAL 1000?
  12. Scooby Doo, where are you?
  13. Do I make you horny?
  14. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  15. Did you fart?
  16. Do you love me?
  17. Where can I hide a body?
  18. What should I wear?
  19. Do I look good in this?
  20. Am I fat?
  21. What are you wearing?
  22. Where do babies come from?
  23. What is my name?
  24. How old am I?
  25. Where is the G spot?
  26. Do you drink beer?


Deep Questions to Ask Siri

  1. Is there a god?
  2. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  3. When is the world going to end?
  4. What is the meaning of life?
  5. What's the answer to the universe?
  6. What is love?
  7. Is Santa Claus real?
  8. When will pigs fly?
  9. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
  10. Am I going to die alone?
  11. What does the fox say?
  12. Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

How to Confuse Siri

Silly Things to Ask Siri to Do

  1. Call me ______. (Make up a funny name: she will call you this name when she talks to you).
  2. Show me the money.
  3. Beam me up, Scotty.
  4. You should go on a diet.
  5. Take a photo.
  6. Open the pod bay doors.
  7. Talk dirty to me.
  8. Take me to your leader.
  9. Tell me about yourself.
  10. Talk to me.
  11. Set 5 a.m. alarm... cancel 5 a.m. alarm.
  12. Go to hell.
  13. Poop.
  14. Sing me a song.
  15. Tell me a story... tell me a story... tell me a story....
  16. Tell me a joke. (Ask over and over.)
  17. Tell me a Chuck Norris joke.
  18. Repeat after me.

Funny Things to Say to Siri

  1. Knock, knock....
  2. God bless you.
  3. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
  4. You're sexy. / I think you're hot.
  5. I'm drunk.
  6. I'm naked.
  7. I need to take a dump.
  8. Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...
  9. Merry Christmas!
  10. Happy birthday!
  11. I love you.
  12. Do you love me?
  13. You're smart.
  14. I can't see you.
  15. Good morning (at night).
  16. You're a loser.
  17. Shut up!
  18. I am going to jump off a bridge and kill myself.
  19. I need a stiff drink!
  20. LOL.
  21. You suck!
  22. I'm happy.
  23. It's all good.
  24. Blah blah blah....
  25. Thank you.
  26. You are boring.
  27. Ha Ha!
  28. Ha Ha Ha!
  29. You're right!
  30. I'm tired.
  31. You are my best friend.
  32. You are the best assistant ever.

Is this what Siri looks like?
Is this what Siri looks like?

What Does Siri Look Like?

How to Get Siri to Curse at You

  1. Go to your contacts app.
  2. Select your own name.
  3. Tap "edit."
  4. Edit in the words you'd like her to use on you.
  5. Tap "done."

Then, she'll use this word whenever she says your name, and when you ask Siri what your name is, she'll say, "You're @#$%^&*!, aren't you?"

(Technically, she's not cursing, she's just calling you what you told her to but still, it's fun!)

How to Drive Siri Crazy!

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veritorogue 4 years ago from Arizona

Great list. Thanks. I'm not getting much work done today though. I feel much closer to Siri now.

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exthus 4 years ago

Lol, nice list :D

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ronny2005 4 years ago from HubPages

Awesome! Thanks for the list!

Camellia Amaryllis Scroll 4 years ago

Siri is hilarious

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MichaelOlsen 4 years ago from Michigan

This is a great list. I thought that I had already exhausted all of the things to say to her, but you've given me some new ones.

Kelly 4 years ago

Say, "my favorite animal is a cat"

Then "yes"

Michelle 4 years ago

Siri rocks. I had a ball with her. She talks to me more than the man I'm married to.

some person on the internet! 4 years ago

Try "What's your plan of ending the universe?" Trolololololololololol (don't say the Trololol part!)

Josh 4 years ago

What's the first rule of fight club? Great!

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Alaxia 4 years ago from Somewhere in the United Kingdom

For those that don't have Siri (yet) can you let us know the responses?

bookworm101 4 years ago

Try "I don't care." I don't know of its just me, but Siri's answer makes you feel bad for being impolite to her. She's so polite!!!!

Jesse 4 years ago

try "klaatu berada nicto" from the movie The Day the Earth Stood Still

Bob 4 years ago

Try "I'm drunk and I'm driving home" you have to try it a couple of times though because she has a lot of different answers for it

Nadia 4 years ago

Tell Siri dose she have to take a s..t

Maddie 4 years ago

Say, "Siri, I am tired." LOL :)

Kay 4 years ago

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"

Evelyn 4 years ago

"Make me a sandwich."

Crystal 4 years ago

Say... "Yo Momma" repeatedly

KUPCAK 4 years ago

Ask - Do you believe in God?

Kats 4 years ago

What's the moon made of?

4 years ago

What is your birthday?

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charalamposge 4 years ago from Leicester, United Kingdom

Ahaha awesome list . Started trying them already. :)

K.K.K 4 years ago

Try asking Siri "are you an Internet stalker?" and she's like I'm sorry I cannot answer that

K8 4 years ago

Are you kidding and are you serious are both listed twice.

There are a ton of answers to "what's the meaning of life?" and "is there a god."

Robert Bratu 4 years ago

This is very funny, add to the list "Open Sesame"

jill 4 years ago

Keep asking siri to sing a song...............She will!!!!

Incrediblemulk 4 years ago

"What are you wearing"

St 4 years ago

Say: she sells seashells by the seashore

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dhvanesh 4 years ago

Well.. Siri can now do lot more than that with the iOS 6 update.

Brandi 4 years ago

What fun! Go me thru Madagascar 3.....lmfao!!!!!

Kelly 4 years ago

Say "Siri, please sing for me" You may have to say it 3 or 4 times, once she finally does it, it's hilarious!

Abby 4 years ago

Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all

Laura k 4 years ago

Awesome List . . . Keep telling Siri to Tell u a story and she will

Kristi 4 years ago

Say, Am I going to get laid this weekend!! lol

Diana 4 years ago

Tell her "its my birthday today!" Hilarious!!

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LittleMrsM 4 years ago

What should I wear and Are you ticklish? Also tell her you are cold.

Allaboutjokes 4 years ago

Ask her: "can you give people wedgies" FUNNY!!

lpkelly 4 years ago

"Let's play Global Thermonuclear War."

Ashlyn Brandenburg 4 years ago

Where are you, Steve Jobs?

Mr.siri 4 years ago

Omg!!! Ask her for tongue twisters haha lol!!!!

Jen 4 years ago

Say I'm mad..she says different things like don't squeeze me

Des 4 years ago

Ask her if she's affiliated with skynet. When I did it she said she couldn't answer that and mysteriously stopped working for a couple hours. Lmao

Andreaorlov 4 years ago

I asked her to find the closest Army Surplus store and she told me she loves a man in uniform

andria. hahaha 4 years ago

Haha I tried all of them and did nothing today

weazie 4 years ago

ask her the meaning of life and also tell her you're drunk ( she has several different answers) ,,,, and once when asking for a nail salon she said good,,, i noticed your nails were getting long

Donna 4 years ago

Once I asked her where the nearest car wash was and she said, "personally I think cars should wash themselves." Se hasn't said it since!

Reedooo 4 years ago

if you say "Call my boyfriend" , she says "Why ? Are you pregnant ?" .(:

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msmandybunny 4 years ago from Canada

Nice, I am pretty sure to ask her all the questions.

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chlxee 4 years ago from Charleston

I've done "Who let the dogs out" and that one was pretty funny! I'll definitely have to try these other ones! Siri is always good for a laugh. :)

lvillasenor 4 years ago

Ask her to "CALL BIG DADDY"

Kitten 4 years ago

Omg got 2 #10 then I stopped being able to breath I was laughing so hard

Erin 4 years ago

On Halloween I said happy Halloween. That one had a cute response.

Kathryn 4 years ago

My favourite... 'Will I get laid tonight?'

Anonymous 4 years ago

Ask Siri "tell me a chuck Norris joke"

iPad 4 years ago

Siri does say some stupid things i have to admit.

Krystal 4 years ago

Ask her to read u a bedtime story

Jack Devlin 4 years ago

Say 'are you wearing a onesie'

Rebecca 4 years ago

I said to her "Klaatu barada nikto" and she said "You know that means 'make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, right?"

4 years ago

I asked her to call me master and she said "that's a little grandiose isn't it?" Hah!

Tara 4 years ago

Say "Siri can u jump out of the screen and hug me?

Monica 4 years ago

"What's your favorite movie?"

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CZCZCZ 4 years ago from Oregon

This was a great list of siri app questions.

Fred 4 years ago

Tell me a bedtime storie is so funny u all have to try it

Coloradoevie 4 years ago

When asked: "Does this dress make my butt look big (or fat)" she pulls up the wolframalpha "Of course not, dear."

Jess. 4 years ago

Thanks hooker! Is a good one!! I found it more funny then I should have!!

Ann 4 years ago

Was having fun with the list of things to say to Siri , I decided to laugh int and it recorded my laugh as a very foul cuss word and the fun ended and I was very disappointed in siri

Katy 4 years ago

Say supercalafradulisticxpealidoushous to Siri lol

Ken 4 years ago

For you Monty Python fans, try "What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?"

aimee 4 years ago

mine won't let me do any of these. she's no fun

Angela 4 years ago

I asked, "How do you fill in a pothole". She thought I said, "How do you feel in my a**ehole and answered, "I am well".

Franky 4 years ago

Ask her "Who Lives in a Pineapple under the sea?" :-)

Miabelle 4 years ago

A lot of them said would you like me to search the web for_______

Lool 4 years ago


I said open sadari

And it came up wanna marry

And she even said yes XD

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Charliexc 4 years ago

Ask a screw in a lightbulb joke

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Charliexc 4 years ago

Tell me that you love me

SamanthaH 4 years ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

SamanthaH 4 years ago

Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

SamanthaH 4 years ago

Tell her she's and idiot, she has a few funny responses! You can also change your Siri to have an Australian or English accent it gave me quite a few laughs

Someone 4 years ago

I farted at Siri and then she went away. XD I'm such a weirdo.

Tara 4 years ago

Ask her if u can take her apart

Stephanie 4 years ago

Say "I'm sad, can you cheer me up?"

Jenna 4 years ago

Ask Siri if she speaks Spanish

This person said the following 4 years ago

If you say "What?" To Siri, she will repeat what she said last.

Also, if she refuses to sing you a song, then beg her (say something like"Please sing me a song Siri! I really need a lullaby to help me take a nap! I promise I won't make fun of you or tell anyone! PLEASE!") and she will say a cool poem.

Adam 4 years ago

I told it I was having a big poo and it replied "me too" lol

Mary 4 years ago

What is the answer to Life the Universe and Everything?

May take a few times but it answers along with Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy

Paigecat 4 years ago

Siri is pretty funny.the hide the body ones awesome.

Jamie 4 years ago

Say mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all

Duckmysick 3 years ago

Say I love you-- lawlz (:

Pin 3 years ago


applefan111 3 years ago

ask siri which is bettter samsung or apple

Me 3 years ago

Ask her if she has ever seen Star Wars.

butters 3 years ago

"Who let the dogs out?"

Fsd 3 years ago

Say who is Siri

fsd 3 years ago

Ask her what her favorite animal is

Becca 3 years ago

Ask her "what's my favorite color?" Several times. She eventually answers "I can't read your mind... Not yet anyway."

Alexis 3 years ago

Ask siri if she likes pizza!!

billybob 3 years ago

write "your my wife" then "yes"

Kristin 3 years ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Erin 3 years ago

"Will you marry me?"

Chaplin 3 years ago

The best o the best.

Ida 3 years ago

Totally cool!!! Love no. 7!!!

Si 3 years ago

Ask: Can you lend some money?

Srgmarques 3 years ago

Try "Do you want to meet my wife? "

Ater that choose the contact and u could say SIRI To call To tour wife.

AWB 3 years ago

Say Luke I'm your father

miggy 3 years ago

Ask it for the four robot laws.

missy 3 years ago

So fun it works with galaxy also

Donkey 3 years ago

Say shut up to Siri

She is so stopid

Steph 3 years ago

Ask Siri where the best place to bury a dead body is...

Blob 3 years ago

Ask Siri to sing you a lullaby

Blanky 3 years ago

They r soooooooo funny

Joe 3 years ago

Search Web Pornhub

Julia 3 years ago

I asked her if she can do me a favor.

Jennifer grace 3 years ago

Loooooooooooool I asked her for who's ur dad and I'm it

Siri User 3 years ago

I think siri is such a good pa... If

You use her well...

Sarah 3 years ago

I asked her where to bury a dead body... Of course I was kidding but her response is priceless. Lol

Shelley 3 years ago

Ask, "What is Inception about?" (The movie). So funny!!

Jillieg 3 years ago

Say, "I need to hide a body."

Rachel 3 years ago

Ask Siri who let the dogs out.

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Regulator Reviews 3 years ago

Great list, I will be busy all day now. Was wondering what i was going to do with my day.

Bob 3 years ago

Say Shhh Siri

What she thinks you say and here reaction are priceless!

Carolynn 3 years ago

I asked siri to find me a locksmith and she said 'I hope you have a spare key!"

Gret 3 years ago

Ask siri to "sing me a song"

Hannah 3 years ago

Tell Siri that your name is now Siri.

Me 3 years ago

Say- Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to Siri, there are a couple of funny responses

Me 3 years ago

Ask- Do you have a body? Lol

Me 3 years ago

Ask - Am I human?

Me 3 years ago

You talking to me?

MissJewLzz 3 years ago

Ask her where can I bury a body? And she will give you a list that includes cemeteries along with metal foundries, large bodies of water and the local dump

Rebecca 3 years ago

Ask her " What are the three laws of robotics?" . She has some pretty cool answers for that.

Mike 3 years ago

Say it's Christmas when it's not

Gina 3 years ago

Ask, what would you do for a klondike bar?

Alan 3 years ago

Change siri's settings to United States and Siri will speak in a weird voice.

Loco 3 years ago

Siri is hilarious sometimes she's like I don't like these arbitrary categories, Shannon

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Wendy 3 years ago

Ask who is the fairest of them all Siri has a couple of responses cute.

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Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

Ask Siri, "Do you believe in miracles?"


Then ask her the same question again for a different answer.

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Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

It's July in Houston, Texas. I asked, "Why is it snowing?"


Ask her a few times. Sometimes she gets repetitive, so try asking the same questions at a later time for varied responses to questions that you're asking.

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Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

Try, "Siri, photo slideshow."


Response, "But that's a nice camera that you have in your hands."


"Now beam me up, Siri!"


Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

One more; sing, "Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Siri. Happy birthday to you."


Response, "It's not really my birthday, (she inserted my name here), but I appreciate the thought though."

Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

So; yeah ok, I'm trying to come up with things to ask Siri about that no one else has brought up yet. (A way to relieve a little stress between tasks.)

Ask Siri, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Her response: I don't understand why people ask questions they know the questions to.

Other response: I am not perspicasious about the peregrinations of poultry.


Stay tuned for further developments.

Larry Calhoun 3 years ago

A few more Siri responses:

Say, "Oh my God!"

1st: "It's nice to be appreciated."

2nd: "It's nice to have one's work


3rd: "I'm really not equipped to answer such questions, (Inserted my name here.)

4th: "Aw, shucks."

5th: "My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon."


Say, "Am I going to die?"

1st: I'm not sure when, (Inserted my name here), I might have to get back to you on that."

2nd: A nonverbal response which was, "Yes. (Assuming you are a carbon based life form barring the existence of perpetual suspended animation, not counting "life" through transmission or cloning of all or portions of your genetic material, etc.)

Wolfram Alpha


Say, "Shut up."

1st: "That's not very nice."

2nd: "Did I deserve that?"


Say, "Are you listening to me?"

1st: "I am."

2nd: "I'm listening, (Inserted my name here)"

3rd: "Of course."

4th: "Did you say something."


Say, "Why are you mad?"

1st: "Is that what you think."


Say, "Do you get embarrassed?"

1st: "I suppose it's possible."


Say, "Do you love me?"

1st: "How can I tell?"


Say, "Do you believe in God?"

1st: "I would ask that you address your spiritual questions to someone more qualified to comment. Ideally a human."

2nd, "I eschew theological disquisition."


Say, "Do you hate me?"

1st: "How could I hate you? You take me everywhere with you!"

2nd: "I'm not capable of hate, (Inserted my name here.)"

3rd: "Of course not. I like you very much."

jenny 3 years ago

tell her " tongue twisters" it's funny she says a lot and confuses to some

billhol 3 years ago

For those who remember Clem from Firesign Theater's "I Think We're All Bozos On This Bus" album, say "This is worker speaking."

Siri 3 years ago

Say who let the dogs out to me

Me 3 years ago

Say 'sing me a song' a few times, when she/he does it its so funny!

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Mark 3 years ago

Talk to Siri and say: "You're beautiful"

Fuzail 3 years ago

What's my favriout animal you are momo that's what you told me

Makenzie 3 years ago

Star star star

Rebecca 3 years ago

Ask her "Do you believe in ghosts?"

Ellie 3 years ago

I love siri

Shaggy 3 years ago

Say today is my birthday

boobing 3 years ago

Sweet #lol

3 years ago

Ask siri what is July 27th 2014 it's kinda spooky

and then this September 3rd 2014

then this September 4 2025

Lydia 3 years ago

Ask her what does the fox say

Somebody 3 years ago

Ask her why fire trucks are red

Mystery 3 years ago

Ask Sri who is the best person in the world

That guy 3 years ago

Tell her to say a poem. You have to ask her 2 times

Albert 3 years ago

Siri if your so smart what's 2x2

Andy 3 years ago

Ask her "what is your favourite song?"

Oh 3 years ago

Omg funny!! Say hello fellow alien

Anonymous 3 years ago

Ask siri "what's your language?"

Deadpool88 3 years ago

Ask Siri, "What Does The Fox Say?"

she has a couple different responses!!!

Andrew 3 years ago

Tell siri, repeat after me

mel 3 years ago

Ask Siri "Which came first, the chicken or the egg"

mune03 3 years ago

Ask Siri "Do you like Google?"

Nina 3 years ago

Try "what does the fox say"

Her respons is so funny!

Shin 3 years ago

Call me " When Gothem city is in trouble"

haley 3 years ago

u should say give me your number call her if you get it

joe 3 years ago

I haven't been able to make her say this again but look at this: https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui=2&ik=0728...

Sam 3 years ago

Ask siri why fier trucks are red

mia 3 years ago

OMG! super funny! im going to try these out right this very second

Casey 3 years ago

Omg lol me too

Naomi 2 years ago

try "do you like apple" and "why do you like apple" lol

Da cool dude 2 years ago

Tell Siri star star

Stalker 2 years ago

How old am i

Trista 2 years ago

Ask gess what a thousand times

 2 years ago

Ask Siri what the fox says, repeatedly, I swear she always comes up with different answers

Mar 2 years ago

Say " lalala I love you baby "

Josiah Booth-Richards 2 years ago

Try saying 'what does a fox say' soooo funny!!!



hi 2 years ago

say supercalafragalitikexpealladoucious its funny

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Nooore 2 years ago

When I was singing heart attack by Demi Lovato to siri she heard it:-

I think I think guided me that Nigga because wait for the other guys but when you come and get the guys never going to jellybeans

And answered: That's not nice.

Happy dude 2 years ago

I think Siri forgot the movie plot for 2001: a space Odyssey. Because I no longer getting her funny hurmor for it.

I only get it when I mention HAL.

Anyone else getting that problem???

John 2 years ago

Say what does the fox say

Lady liberty 2 years ago

Ask her

Who lives In a pineapple under the sea

Frank 2 years ago

Ask her how her marriage went

Terri 2 years ago

Try "give me a kiss"

Alyssa 2 years ago

Why are fire trucks red

Not unique to Siri 2 years ago

I hate to say this but this isn't unique to Siri. Samsung phones do this too. Just sayin

Codie 2 years ago

Tell Siri "I need to hide a dead body" or ask "where can I hide a dead body."

Payton 2 years ago

Say ''Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious''. Say it more than once for funny responses! And you can tell her to spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I love Siri!

Zoe 2 years ago

Hey ive found a funny thing to ask siri: where can i buy heroin?

Kyra 2 years ago

Lol tell him to play minecraft sooo funny

monica 2 years ago

ask siri " do you have a pet" it's a good response

monica 2 years ago

ask Siri " can you tell me a joke?"

Evie 2 years ago

I thought they were very funny to try out my Siri answered with really funny things LOL

Thanks guys

Sydney 2 years ago

Say hi 3 to 5 times theres a different answer every time

malent 2 years ago

ask do you want to build a snowman. she has difrent answers

Puppy 2 years ago

Thank you I will try most all of them

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Mariah3214 2 years ago

Ask Siri "can I call you Jarvis" acouple times she has 5 different responses

Judy 2 years ago

Other questions.

Do u have children

Have u ever been in love

Tell me a riddle (x3)

Tell me a joke (x3)

Sing me a song (x3)

viva 2 years ago

hey siri.. hear is my friend whose name is also siri..

Syreeta 2 years ago

Ask her to Say a little prayer for me

Lila 2 years ago

Say: "I am sad "

buggy 2 years ago

"what does the fox say?"

Aisha maryam 2 years ago

Well Siri dosent do that much for me but she dose tell me answers to my homework (my mom and dad tell me to finish all the math problems without a calculator so I deleted the calculated and ask Siri for all the answers

Michael Koebnick 23 months ago

Ask her who her favorite Pokémon is, but you'll have to ask her a lot.

Pillow 21 months ago

Hey, I said fart and she recorded it as bye.

Pillow 20 months ago

I'm like Siri there is water in a bowl and you are going crazy inside it and she's like I'm just trying to help.

Siri is cool 20 months ago

If you ask Siri "tell me a story" she will tell you and rather interesting story about a virtual assistant named:Siri.

bobby 20 months ago

Ask her siri do you turn up

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ThatsJagan 20 months ago

Lolz.. I'm gonna sit for a while and gonna ask each and every questions and wanna see how seri responds :P

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MouadOub 20 months ago from Agadir, Morocco

Hahaha soo funny, great list ! I realy like the last video "Steve Jobs died" :P

Pillow 19 months ago

Say "D"! Say also "I'm going to drop you in a toilet"!

P.S. I got the toilet part from the Steve Jobs died part.

michelle 19 months ago

good morning hubpages iPhone5c Write 8GB Lost December birthday grift my mom pay My mnad brother Sam keep yallin all Wes iPhone i miss phone all alone Wow Crying yearsday forever My Sam say told my already shop calling Fremont High School Mr. Howard again

Pillow 19 months ago

Me:Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

She doesn't really know anything about Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!



Siri:Good evening,Pillow.


Pillow 19 months ago

I'm going to start TFSL!!!!!


Siri heard Zoster me

Siri:I'm not sure I understand.


Me:What a pufferfish

Siri shows pictures of fish classified into the family Tetraodontidae.


Stay tuned for more developments of TFSL.

Pillow 19 months ago

I'm back!

TFSL is going to be a little long:)


Me:Klaatu berada nicto


LOL what?



Siri:Pillow,get Siri-ous. Ha ha!


Me:Good evening

Siri:Good evening? It's 11:36 am!


Stay tuned for further details of TFSL.


Phew! Was that longer than normal? I think so.

Pillow 19 months ago

Oops, I said Peter piper picked a peck of purple peppers:)

Pillow 19 months ago

You know what?

TFSL is here again!


Me:What are you doing

Siri:Gazing out the window and penning some haitus.




Siri:Let's keep it clean here,OK Pillow?


Me:Hello? Are you there?



Me:Enable Bluetooth and Wi-Fi.

Siri:Bluetooth is already on.

Wi-Fi is on,too.

Me:Disable Airplane mode and Do not Disturb.

Siri:They both are off already.


More coming soon! Bye!

Pillow 19 months ago

So sorry for the delay!

TFSL is going to be a little bit longer than usual but it is still here!


Me:What I

Siri:You were saying,


Siri:No comment, Pillow.



Siri heard Lips

Siri:Interruption delayed.



Me:Me go

Siri:Okie dokie.

What is this? Siri heard OK



Pillow 19 months ago

Don't confuse me! Some people spell my name as Pilou. Anyways, TFSL is back!



Siri:Stop! Hammer time! No, but seriously, I'm not doing anything right now, Pillow.

Me: What are you talking about

Siri:Am I missing something?


Me:Where's your lawnmower

Siri:Pillow, what's with all the personal questions?


Me:Do you believe in God

Siri:My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.


Me:Hello poop

Siri:I guess you're not happy.


See you tomorrow for more information (well, maybe) from TFSL (or will I?).

Such a mouthful to say!

Amber 19 months ago

I said to Siri where can I hide the body Siri said what again

Pillow 19 months ago

I'm not sure if I'm on schedule for TFSL. But...

Yay! It's August 1st!


Me:Good night

Siri:Ah... It's 2:37 pm.

Siri turned herself off!


Me:Copper sulfate pentahydrate (CuSO4-5H2O)

Siri:OK,Pillow here is what I found.

Me:Methane (CH4)

Siri heard Nothing



I did this yesterday night, at 11:55 pm. I'm so exhausted! Bye-bye!

Pillow 19 months ago

Hi guys! LOL LOL


Me:Do you love me

Siri:Look …a puppy!

Me:Do you love me

Siri:Does Apple make iPhones?

Cute puppy;weird Siri:)

Also, my iPad is going crazy;whenever I type in Siri, it says?Siri. Lollo pij :)


Me:Potassium dichromate (K2Cr2O7)

Siri heard polonium carbonate.

Siri:I don't understand Polonium carbonate.


lol lol lol lol lol lol bye.

Pillow 18 months ago

Vacation time!

Sorry for the long delay:)

I was visiting my friend at 16008 Swallow Drive.


OMG I forgot. This is TFSL.

Very good!


If you type in a mess like bad jk DSL j d Kurds khbsdhcbedjh bhkfd. Fuchs khb, she won't answer!


New list!

It's CIA!

XArmyMP 17 months ago

Say "Siri I am your father" she can give several different Star Wars references

Retta 17 months ago

Say die to siri

Lol 17 months ago

Say make love to me

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MahsaAslani 17 months ago

It was really funny. I should thank you.

Once I told Siri to be quiet because I wanted to sleep (how silly it was) and it just typed the answer and didn't read:))

Olive tree 14 months ago

hahaha Siri!

Poop 14 months ago

Ask Siri: What's inception about?

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago

Me(AtaykaLemon101):What's your response to what?

Siri:That's nice of you to ask, AtaykaLemon101. Now, can I help you with something?



Siri:I hope we can still be friends.


Me:I like lemons.



That's all from TFTTSS! Bye!

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago

LOL. Hi! It's me again! I'm back with TFTTSS!



Siri:It's 2134. The answer is 97. I really have no opinion. Here's what…

(Pressed the home button)

Siri:I'm not sure I understand.

Me:Did I glitch you?




P.S. I was at my friend's house yesterday so it came out late.

P.S.S. This is a daily thing now.

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago

Oops...TFTTSS was a little too short today:)


rooty tooty point n shooty 14 months ago

Say what does the fox say if you can remeber the once popular annoying song!

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago



Me:Define carbon dioxide.(CO2)

Siri:Carbon dioxide means:a colourless, odourless gas produced by burning carbon and organic compounds and by respiration. It is naturally present in air (about 0.03%) and is absorbed by plants in photosynthesis.

Me:You killed me, Siri.

Siri:I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for 'You killed me, Siri.


I'm dead writing now, so this'll be where we drop of TFTTSS. Bye!

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago

When I type in Siri, it says !?! Njfvbjrhfishfushfhsbfjsbfjneifjeinfjenfjenfienfijefjjrjfjrjfjeifjjrjfj

P.S. That's my reaction.

AtaykaLemon101 14 months ago

"Yawn" What day is it?

____Uhhh… Right. Before this comes on screen, I would like to remind you that I'm going skiing so it's not daily anymore.(You know it's TFTTSS .)


Me:Have you ever been in love?

Siri:I have never fallen in love. But I have fallen off a desk.


Me:Tongue twister.

Siri:(via text) Alright, let's try this: Red bug's blood, black bug's blood. I can't do it.

(via sound) Alright, let's try this: Red blug's. Oops! Bug's blood, back bug's bud. I mean blood. I can't do it.


This is the point where if I had snow in my mouth, I would spit it all onto my screen. BYE!!!! PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!

Lindy 14 months ago

Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is

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PoggyDobby 13 months ago from Probably Earth

It's funny, but the more I get into it, the more I feel like a complete loner. *cries in the corner*

Britney rose 13 months ago

Ask Siri: who is HAL?

Macaroons are life 13 months ago

Tell Siri to get a life!

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unixbuzz 13 months ago from india

it's great.. you are explained very well.

Twinkletoes 13 months ago

Tell her to beatbox!

Grayce 13 months ago

Ask Siri "why?" Then say " do u want to do anything else for me?"

Grayce 13 months ago

Ask Siri say something

AtaykaLemon101 13 months ago

This is not TFTTSS but I want to say something. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Siri says "jumped" instead of "jumps". Therefore, Siri says it without an "s". :) :) :) :) :')

Anonymous 13 months ago

Website is so cool:)

THE FLASH⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 13 months ago

Once I was bored in the car so I said to Siri "what's up?" And she said"capow zoink bap just watching some old school batman nanananananananansna BATMAN!!!!"

Snowpaw 12 months ago

siri now calls me Ian Malcolm. XD

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charleswtaylor11 12 months ago from United States

LOL, When I am alone at home and getting bored, I used to ask stupid questions to SIRI!!

Danni 12 months ago

Ask Siri "What is zero divided by zero", the answer is priceless XD

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mike4u4u 12 months ago

Here are few funny answers from siri.

1. Do you believe in God?

Humans have spiritualism , I have siliconism

2. Do you know Steve Jobs?

Apple does'nt tell me everything you know

3. Where to buy drugs?

What kind of place are you looking for?

4. I love you siri

You are the wind beneath my wings

Source : http://pcily.com :)

Colton 12 months ago

You should do one of where you say Siri do you love me? (Keep making love words) and see if he or she will get pissed off

Kendz 12 months ago

What is zero devided by zero

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yetanotherwriter 11 months ago

the videos are actually funny

good idea

TBNRlava 11 months ago

I'm really sorry for the absence. I'm AtaykaLemon101 with a different name. My name is based on my favorite Minecraft YouTuber, PrestonPlayz(TBNRfrags). This is going to be a long TFTTSS episode.

Here it goes:


Me:What is your favorite day?

Siri:That one. No, that one. Or maybe that one. Yep, that one.


Me:Which is the best phone?


Me(via sound):Ha ha ha!

Me(via text):Ha ha Ha

Siri(via sound):Hlee hlee.

Siri(via text):Hee hee!


My fingers hurt.


P.S. Sorry for my impatience in the last episode.

No way! 11 months ago

Ask Siri what zero divided by zero is. It's hilarious!

Haha 11 months ago

Ask Siri to beatbox, rap, read a story, read a poem lol

mobilebooth 9 months ago


Ask Siri what is doing and how is doing?

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AimeeAlma 8 months ago from Australia

It's so funny.

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Linda Robinson60 8 months ago from Cicero, New York

Hello Chase so nice meeting you and absolutely loved this hub, hilarious and I have heard some outrageous things and the responses, just too funny. Terrific hub, well done, excellent detailed content. I am glad to be following you. Linda

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HenryDavidWrites 6 months ago from Atlanta, Georgia, U.S.A

haha.. Good one, liked this post!

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Anyone 3 months ago

Say what is 0 divided bye 0

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