Amusing Facebook Status

Here is a collection of some of the amusing Facebook Status updates gathered from the web that you can share with others and get some big number of "Likes" .


"Four words you don't want to hear from your doctor...'I'll just Google it' "

"Tip to reduce weight: 1st turn your head to the left, then to the right. Repeat this exercise any time you are offered something to eat."

“YouTube is like a ' Choose Your Own Adventure' that never ends and just gets more and more stupid as you make one bad choice after another.”

“There should be an application called, "See how many people are pretending to be offline while they are on line”

"Dear Facebook! Please change your "What's on your mind" to "Copied..??? Now Paste Here"


“Am I on Facebook because I'm bored, or am bored because I'm on Facebook?”

" What's on your mind' should be changed to 'what's your problem' of the day"

“You don't always have to think, that's because others have to think too”

“The awkward moment when you walk into a room then forget why you're there”

“The longest minutes are always spent in front of a microwave”

“It's fun to hold the door for people who are far away so they have to run a little”

“It's Facebook that made me realize that I 'Like' so many things”

“When the world ends...many people may still want two things...Facebook and an internet connection”

“When someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's a good idea to "like" their status”

“Every horoscope should read: "Your day is already a failure. You rely on horoscopes”

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Hope you enjoyed reading some of the amusing status lines for Facebook and will be sharing with your friends them to make them laugh and enjoy with you.

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