Bro Talk! The Rise of Bronies, Broetry, Bromance, & the Bro Bible

I thought girl talk was fun, but that's before I discovered bro talk. Being (most disappointingly) female, I discovered various facets of modern bro culture/subculture slowly- through small snippets and glimpses. One day I'd hear a radio game show referring to "bronies," the next, an inordinate proportion of my friends could be heard gleefully cheering "DON'T TASE ME, BRO!"

The more I learned about bro culture and the different catchphrases and references associated with bro talk, the more I came to love all things bro. Maybe it's because a lot of it doesn't make sense to me; maybe it's because bro culture is comfortingly clean cut.

At any rate, the various bro-related memes, groups, words, and phrases that have emerged over the past couple of years are positively top drawer. Join me as we explore some of the more interesting facets of bro culture, including bronies, broetry, bromance, the bro bible, bros icing bros, bro talk and more!

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My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Gift Set
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Gift Set

For the brony who has everything...

 

Bronies

Of all the bro-related subcultures that have cropped up, bronies rank amongst the coolest, most interesting, and most humorous.

Bronies, to the uninitiated, are dudes who love My Little Ponies, or more specifically, the new My Little Ponies series dubbed My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The animated series made its debut in 2010 and revolves around the life and adventures of a (unicorn) pony going by the name of Twilight Sparkle who is on a mission to gain a deeper understanding of friendship in the town of Ponyville.

As sugarcoated as the show might sound, it is actually pretty witty and humorous. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is, in fact, so witty, that in spite of its sparkles and wings and cuteness, it has attracted a not-insignificant male fan base ranging from age 12 to 35.

The show first became popular amongst this demographic after it went somewhat viral on 4chan- a rather famous imageboard. Someone wrote a negative essay (The End of the Creator-Driven Era in TV Animation) on the show which subsequently spiked interest (read: near war on the 4chan cartoonboard which led to a temporary ban of pony-related discussion and the creation of a ponies-only imageboard) that (because of the humor and adult-targeted references) was miraculously sustained... and managed to spread.

Most of the drama and attention surrounding My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic revolved around 4chan subculture (often referred to as /b/), which may have led to the original coinage of the term 'bronies' (/b/ + ponies = bronies).

Before long, bronies began to create additional insider vocabulary:

  • Brohoof - a play on the word brofist; a gesture of approval that may be expressed visually or textually (e.g. *brohoof*)
  • Don't feed the parasprites - Parasprites, a term from the show, are used amongst bronies to refer to trolls and haters
  • Tolerate and love - use of a catchphrase from the show, typically combined with images and paried with more strong or aggressive language to express contempt in a lighthearted manner
  • Welcome to the herd - a term used to greet new fans of the show

The term 'bronies' also insinuates the combination of the words 'bro' and 'ponies', however, hence the term and movement inevitably became intertwined with bro culture.

Before long, non-4chan-associated male and/or grown My Little Pony fans began referring to themselves as bronies, and the term has become so popular that it is sometimes applied toany My Little Pony fan outside the major target demographic- regardless of actual gender.

At any rate, bronies can be thanked for a ton of hilarious fan art, YouTube remixes, fan-created games, modifications to existing games, and radio references. Be they randomly attracted to the show, or pulled into its episodes after exposure brought on as a parental occupational hazard, bronies are cool dudes indeed.

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Broetry: Poetry for Dudes

Yeah, sometimes poetry can be a bit... much. Enter broetry- a genre of poetry (created- or perhaps rediscovered!) by Brian McGackin, a "broete laureate" who received his M.F.A from USC and just published his first collection of poems (titled, unsurprisingly, Broetry).

Broetry, as McGackin puts it, is "poetry for dudes who don't like poetry." It doesn't get more straightforward than that! The sections of his publication should give one an idea of what sort of themes commonly run through broetry:

  • High School to Hangovers
  • Sophomoric
  • Girls, Girls, Gradation
  • Extreme Poverty Is the New Poverty
  • Twenty-Five to Life

You can listen to an excellent interview- plus hear some some excellent broetry recitations, in this July 24th NPR interview with Brian McGackin. Here's one of my favorites:

Why Do Buses Smell?

The young girl asks her

mother. I listen because

I want to know, too.

You might also have a look at some of the broetry in the video to the right featuring my favorite broem: Why You Should Listen to Classical Music. It's brilliant (Oh. Warning. Swear words.).

Bromance

Bromance is nothing new- it has warmed our hearts since the dawn of humanity! Indeed, bromance has always been- and always will be- an awesome aspect of bro culture.

Bromance, to those who do not regularly use the phrase, refers to an entirely platonic but ridiculously adorable romance between two dudes. The most popular definition of the word (on Urban Dictionary) is as follows:

Bromance: (n) Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Pretty straightforward, right? Right. Because most bro-related things are clear cut. And awesome.

Where might you expect to encounter bromance? Everywhere!

  • Songs (e.g. "You've Got a Friend in Me," "Rolling With My Homies," "I Am Your Brother," etc...),
  • movies (Lord of the Rings, Superbad, I Love You Man...),
  • TV shows (Scrubs- see the YouTube video to the right, Boston Legal, The Odd Couple, Merlin, etc..), comic books (Justice League International),
  • novels (again, Lord of the Rings, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes books, and even the oldest story known to man: The Epic of Gilgamesh),
  • and YOUR OWN EVERYDAY LIFE!!!

So go ahead. Embrace the bromance.

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The Bro Bible

Any good subculture comes with a Bible. Obviously. We already have a lolcat bible, not to mention a hipster bible... it only makes sense that there should be a bro bible, and obviously there is.

In keeping with modern bromanity, the (main) bro bible (brobible.com) is actually more of an online publication and community (or bromunity, if you will). The articles on Brobible.com focus mostly on sprots, college, girls, gear, fitness, and entertainment. Recent stories are voted "bro" or "not bro" by the community.

What more is there to say? Not much. I'm a girl. I'd try to poke through the site, but it's all looking like gibberish to me.

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Bros Icing Bros

To understand the subject of bros icing bros, you must first understand what "icing" in this context is. Icing is not something that is done in response to an injury, nor is it a topping for confectionary treats, but rather a common drinking game.

The game involves presenting an individual or group with a bottle of Smirnoff Ice (or another Smirnoff malt beverage) with the understanding that said person/group must finish off the bottle or lose one's honor. Consider it the double dog dare of drinking games.

If one wants to ice someone else, one must conceal the to-be-consumed bottle in such a way that the victim will touch it by mistake. If the victim does indeed touch the bottle, he or she must drink the whole thing. The victim may employ a defensive maneuver called an 'ice block' by grabbing the bottle without taking more than one step. If the ice block is unsuccessful, the victim must drink the entire contents of the bottle while kneeling on one knee.

The drinking game went somewhat viral in 2010, and bros, being particularly adept at adopting aggressive drinking tactics and being up for most amusing sports, were amongst the foremost players. Hence, when icing takes place, it usually entails bros icing bros.

Weigh In, Bro!

What's your favorite bro movement?

  • Bronies
  • Broetry
  • Bromance
  • Brobible
  • Bros Icing Bros
  • Random bro blogs
  • Don't tase me, bro!
See results without voting

More Bro Culture

Bro culture and bro talk extends beyond bronies, broetry, bromance, bro bibles, and bros icing bros. Consider, for example, BrotipsTM- a popular blog sharing bro-related tips to live by, many of which have been submitted by bros in the wild via Facebook, Twitter (see the #brotips hashtag), and other media.

And don't forget about str8 bro- a blogger who offers advice and claims to share his "irreverent take on male bonding and contemporary masculinity."

As stugod pointed out in the comments, there is also the Brohemian Rhapsody, a wonderful ballad adaptation of a Queen classic. I've slotted the song in to the right for your listening pleasure.

Marina Lazarevic also pointed out the existence of Chad Bro Chill 17- the username utilized to reveal bro predators in a chilling Newline Investigative Report on Bro Rape. As the report indicates, there is a dark underside to the world of bros and the false sense of security granted by a shared love of Abercrombie clothing, Jack Johnson, playing Xbox, laughing at the comedic rants of Dane Cook, and watching Family Guy.

The honorable melbel also pointed out that this overview would be incomplete without mention of The Bro Code by one Barney Stinson. As melbel explains, "Barney is a fictional character (played by Neil Patrick Harris) from the TV series "How I Met Your Mother" who constantly touts bro code, but you can really buy the book." Neil Patrick Harris is DA BOMB and The Bro Code is hilarious. What's more, it looks like we have spinoffs such as The Playbook: Suit ip. Score Chicks. Be awesome. and Bro on the Go to enjoy. Who knew that bro culture included so much published material?

Bro on the Go
Bro on the Go

Yep- The Bro Code was successful enough to warrant a travel-sized iteration!

 
The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.
The Playbook: Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome.

A must-read for any self-respecting bro, no doubt.

 
The Bro Code
The Bro Code

The first ever documented code of conduct for bros.

 
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk
Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk

Further reading for those interested in bro talk!

 

Bro Words & Phrases

Let's finish this overview with a listing of common "bro"-related vocabulary words and phrases!

  • Brofist - The act of 2+ dudes connecting fists
  • Broseph - A term of endearment for a fellow bro / a particularly cool bro
  • Broseidon - A particularly bro-like bro; a dude who performs well in bro-related pursuits
  • Broski - A true bro; faithful to the broski creed
  • Bromosexual - (1) (n) A totally, absolutely straight bro. Really. (2) (adj.) A relationship between two bros that looks so close, it may appear to be homosexual to the outside observer
  • Broham - A friend, buddy, compadre, etc
  • Brah - Alternate pronunciation for bro of Hawaiian origins
  • Bros before hos - An adage hearkening the importance of friendship over girlfriends
  • Don't tase me, bro! - A phrase uttered by a University of Florida student who was apprehended by policemen while being recorded by another student. He became somewhat resistant, and upon the threat of being apprehended by a taser, he uttered the aforementioned statement which subsequently went viral.

What's your favorite aspect of bro culture? What sort of bro talk do you fill your day with? Let us know in the comments!

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QudsiaP1 5 years ago

Hahaha, makes me almost wish I was a guy... :S

Being a sort of tom boy isn't enough!! People still tend to think that you like pink and ponies... :/


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Nell Rose 5 years ago from England

Hi, ha ha I love the bromance! that video was hilarious! I got a new word! lol


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco Author

So true, QudsiaP1! Of all the non-girly types a girl can assume, bro-girl-ness is the most elusive.

So glad to have introduced bromance to you, Nell Rose! ENJOY!!!!


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Jagodka 5 years ago

Bronies originated on 4chan, specifically their /b/ boards. I've never posted on 4chan(way too disorganized for me) but all the info is here:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/my-littl...


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Kangaroo_Jase 5 years ago from Melbourne, Australia

Girles,

Sorry to say but there is only significance in bro's before...... ummmmmmmmmmmmm farming....... implements..........

Suffice to say we bro's are happy in our bro'ness and other bro's know its tight and strong.

If you were a bro, then you would completely understand...... :)


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Jeannieinabottle 5 years ago from Baltimore, MD

You've got to be kidding me - guys are watching My Little Pony shows now?!?! Where are these guys? I need to hang out with them. I really thought I was up on my "bro knowledge" but the bronies movement is all new to me. Thank you for this important information.


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50 Caliber 5 years ago from Arizona

Definitely a new thang on me, yet I got a bucket of Bro's I'd be happy to hug on site, and stay who I am and that's the "str8" thing, yet life needs bromance to be full, LOL 50


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco Author

Yah, I had mentioned that in the article, but hadn't realized that KYM did a video on it!! I've added it to the Hub, plus put in some of the vocab they covered. Thanks for the link, Jagodka!

Hahaa, tell that to the bronies, Kangaroo_Jase ;)

And hecks yeah, Jeannieinabottle! There's lots of bro stuff going on that us girls miss. Such a shame!

Life DOES need bromance to be full, 50!!! BROMANCE FTW!


stugod 5 years ago

Not forgetting the anthem of said Bro's the Brohemian Rhapsody.


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leroy64 5 years ago from Dallas, Texas (Oak Cliff)

My Little Pony?

I really feel old.

I used to work in a toy store and My Little Pony territory was aggressively guarded by the little girls who were into them. It was a scary sight.

What happened?


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melbel 5 years ago from New Buffalo, Michigan

OMG! You need to include "The Bro Code" by Barney Stinson. Barney is a fictional character (played by Neil Patrick Harris) from the TV series "How I Met Your Mother" who constantly touts bro code, but you can really buy the book.


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PiaC 5 years ago from Oakland, CA

So much for fun than girl talk!


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco Author

Dude. stugod. That was highly entertaining. Added it to the Hub! Same goes for The Bro Code, melbel! I hadn't known about it, so I'm so glad you mentioned it! I'm a HUGE Neil Patrick Harris fan :D

What happened leroy64? The world got AWESOME! That's what happened! Because now GROWN MEN may be seen competing with those little girls for plastic pony figurines! I'd call that an epic win right there.

And you're so right PiaC. I feel so bad for womankind. I feel so sorry for myself!


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Marina Lazarevic 5 years ago from San Francisco, CA

Dude! What about Chad Bro Chill? Wanna play some x-box?


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Simone Smith 5 years ago from San Francisco Author

OMGROFL


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Lenore Robinson 5 years ago from Delaware

I knew I had "jumped-the-shark!" Thanks for the cultural refresher! LOL


Bro... 4 years ago

You absolutely, perfectly captured the essence of bro culture *brotear*


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Simone Smith 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

That's all I ever wanted to do, Bro. That's all I ever wanted to do. ;__;


Iwanttomarryfluttershy 4 years ago

/b/+ponies=bronies?

Seriously are you retarded?

HINT: try bro+ponies


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Simone Smith 4 years ago from San Francisco Author

Another theory, to be sure.

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