Cheeky Statuses And Quotes For Facebook And Twitter
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Cheeky Status Updates:
- Dear Karma, I have made a list of people you missed.
- If you're cooler than me, does that mean I'm hotter than you?
- Chocolate is nice but shoes are carb-free!
- Don't worry about me, worry about your eyebrows!
- Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
- Smile! While you still have your teeth!
- I'm not concerned about my age, I don't feel a day over fabulous!
- Don't worry about me, worry about your conscience.
- Isn't it ironic that the best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!
- No one is perfect, but you have to give credit to those who try.
- Don't put words in my mouth. I have plenty to say.
- If they can make windows bullet proof why can't they make phone screens drop proof?
- For a short period of time, I was the youngest person in the world.
- I wasn't ignoring you. I was just doing something more important.
- Running away won't help you with your problems. Unless you're fat... Then run!
- During the day I don't believe in ghosts. At night I'm a little more open minded.
- Please don't interrupt me when I am talking to myself!
- My life picture is all wrong, I want to take a new one!
- You're so old you were probably around when vodka only came in vodka flavour.
- Hey mister, you don't have enough remote controls to control me!
- Excuse me, while I forget my age and try to party like a teenager!
- Let's have a moment of silence, for people who can't have silence (Because they have kids).
- Bathroom selfies. It doesn't matter how good you look, all I see is the toilet in the bathroom, and think it probably stinks!
- I would never be able to cheat on you. Because that would require two people to find me attractive.
- If you don't treat me like a princess I'm not interested. I want the fairy tale.
- You're looking quite cold. Would you care to use me as a blanket?
- Give me pizza please. I could not care less about achieving a 'thigh gap!'
- I just want to rage against the successful.
- "I like your hair!" Thanks! I grew it myself.
- Samsung has more Galaxies then what we know the universe has.
- But the wine wasn't breathing...So I had to give it mouth to mouth!
- You might say it can't be done. But don't interrupt me when I'm doing it.
- Roses are red, you are boring, I'm going to bed.
- Everyone has that one friend they know they can go a little crazy with.
- You'll go broke trying to dress that rich.
- I checked my diary and I have no time for you next year either.
- I checked my schedule and I won't care about you tomorrow either.
- I didn't text back, but I replied in my mind.
- Some girls look cute in an over-sized shirt. But I just look like momma bear.
- I hate the smell of Monday mornings.
- I would be more entertained with a sheet of bubble-wrap.
- I'm bored with my life. Is Angelina still adopting?
- You made me laugh so hard tears ran down my legs.
- If sleep is so important why does class start so early?
- I did not call you silly. I was talking to Siri.
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- Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping!
- You call it silly - I call it having fun and letting my hair down!
- Is this Sookbook or Facebook? Because I'm having trouble distinguishing between the two today.
- I didn't say you were a silly twit, I was talking about a silly Tweet.
- Dear friends who aren't aware of this: Nobody cares to see a photo of what you cooked for dinner, or wants to see a photo of it.
- PMS jokes are just not funny. Period.
- Dance like no one is watching, because they are not... They're too busy looking at their phones.
- Life really is way too short for long dresses.
- Never forget who was there by your side right at the start. No one.
- I'm feeling very attractive today. Deal with it.
- I can't believe how hard I have to work to be this broke.
- If you are love-starved, consider me chocolate cake with a cherry on top!
- You do realise that "Getting meds" in Australia means shopping for tampons?
- I'm tired with this day. I need a new one.
- When one door closes another one opens. Or you can open the one that just closed. That's how doors work.
- If someone tells you you're one in a million they're telling you you're one in 50000. How is that a compliment?
- Good morning! Wakie Wakie!
- Some things happen for a reason. And sometimes that reason is because you have been a complete idiot.
- It's called Karma. It's spelt - you deserve it tenfold.
- If you want to whinge on my timeline just comment on your own photo all day, so we can all put a face to the whining.
- I woke up, looked in the mirror and realised I'm looking HOT again today! Woo hoo!
- She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten.
- 700,000 people use Facebook but the word still comes up on my spell checker!
- I've been flashing people! *Using my new camera.
- I tried counting all of my problems in life, but addition is one of them.
- I am feeling Fridaylicious!
- Oh lay, oh lay, oh lay, oh lay it's the start of another working day!
- You have 3000 Facebook friends. And you still need to take your own profile photo!
- There's a little bit too much mid in your midriff.
- Nothing makes me smile like 5pm on a Friday does.
- Nothing makes me smile more than the muscles in my face.
- Politeness has become so rare that others mistake it for flirting.
- Wine. Because no fun night ever started with "We drank water".
- Cake. Because no good celebration ever started with a great dish of lettuce.
- Immature is just a word really boring people use to describe those having fun!
- I'm over being mature, how do I get back to my childhood?
- I'm so bad at spelling even my auto-correct has nothing...
- If no-one sees you in the clothes you're wearing today, you can wear them tomorrow too!
- Sorry to hear you're not invited. I'll be thinking of you while I'm having fun!
- Nobody knows me like you don't.
- When you said "I love you!" I actually said "I love YouTube" when I replied. You heard me wrong.
- You might have a lot. But you'll never be me!
- Don't say you want to see me when our breakup meant you didn't want to see me any more.
- Got to love my timeline on a Sunday when it fills up with cheeky pictures from the weekend.
- When you go to the shop for milk and come back with someones phone number. Cheeky!
- My door's always open for you to feel free to leave.
- Just back from the Gym. Now eating fish and chips and feeling cheeky, sneaky!
- I can date 3 people at once. What's your talent?
- Sometimes I get excited about cancelled plans.
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