Funny Christmas Quotes And Christmas Status Updates
A page of funny Christmas quotes, Christmas status updates and memes to use on your Facebook and Twitter timeline over the festive season.
Christmas Quotes And Statuses:
- They say, when you stop believing in Santa you start receiving underwear, and I don't mind that because I'm really in need of new underwear this Christmas!
- I don't want much for Christmas... I Just want the people reading this to be healthy, happy and loved.
- It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
- Deck the halls with booze and lollies, fa la la la la, la la la la.
- Come and be silly with me this season!
- It's beginning to look a lot like... Cocktails!
- I'm beginning to shop a lot like Christmas.
- Christmas, the only time of the year I will happily accept gifts given to me in an old sock.
- Christmas is the only time I will sit around a dead tree and celebrate.
- Santa saw your profile, now you're getting a cup of man up for Christmas.
- Santa saw your profile and thinks you've been very naughty this year.
- Time to decorate the tree, dress it up splendidly.
- One drink for every ball on the tree is not a good idea. I learned that today.
- Oh wow! Santa has the same wrapping paper as mommy!
- I hope you enjoy your gifts because now I'm broke, and I can't go anywhere this Christmas and possibly not anywhere until next Christmas...
- That awesome moment when you're cutting Christmas paper and the scissors start to glide.
- This Christmas I hope you get merry and have a Happy New Year.
- Santa saw your Facebook profile. Now you're getting clothes and a dictionary for Christmas :)
- I'll be your sun dear, I'll be your reindeer! Merry Christmas.
- Please Santa, I've been good all year... Most of the time... Sometimes... Ok, Don't worry I'll buy my own Christmas presents.
- You've made my dreams come true, baby all I want for Christmas is you!
- It's Christmas, come get merry with me!
- I have nothing else to wish for - I already have you! Merry Christmas.
- Dear Santa, I want it all!
- I'm trying to get into the Christmas spiri but I can't open the bottle!
- Baby, all I want for Christmas is shoes!
- Keep calm and sparkle this season!
- Keep calm and put on your Santa Suit.
- Keep calm and say "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
- Keep calm come celebrate Christmas with me!
- Keep calm and be merry.
- Keep calm and sing a Christmas Carol.
- Keep calm it's almost Christmas.
- Kiss me! It's Christmas!
- Keep calm and yell "Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
- Wishing you a Tweet Christmas.
- May all your dreams come true this Christmas and all year through.
- Here's some mistletoe - Now pucker up and kiss me!
- Every day is Christmas because I have you!
- Santa won't be coming this year... He died laughing when you said you'd been a good girl.
- Santa, just leave me a list of the names of all the naughty girls.
- Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my own Island so I don't have to deal with any stupid people.
- I believe Santa is so jolly because of all the beer we leave out for him.
- I'm not drunk, I'm in a merry Christmas state of mind.
- Christmas comes but once a year and when it comes it brings good cheer.
- Tis the silly season, come celebrate with me!
- Spending Christmas with you is all my dreams come true.
- When you have Christmas in your heart it doesn't matter what's under the tree.
- You would look very good wrapped up under my Christmas tree.
- Not expecting much this Christmas. I've been quite naughty.
- I'm expecting a truck load this Christmas. I've been very, very good!
- Oh come let me adore you, oh come let me adore you...
- Tongue Twister: I put sparkly fabric on Simon's Santa Suit.
- Tongue Twister: Santa stuffed my silk stocking with short sparkly socks.
- I saw your Facebook photos and I'm sending you to rehab... Merry Christmas!
- If you're good you can be on Santa's list, if you're naughty you can be on my Friend list.
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- Not a creature was stirring except for the parents tip toeing around the house in the dark to hide the presents under the tree without waking the kids.
- I love receiving gifts and eating cake with custard, singing carols and decorating the tree. But seriously the best part about Christmas is having a few days off to relax with my family.
- Dear Santa, I was good at being naughty, does that count for anything?
- Christmas comes but once a year. Thank goodness otherwise I'd always be broke.
- Waiting, waiting, waiting, for Christmas to come and bring me cheer, or beer, or something to make me feel better!
- Will someone explain what it means to deck the halls?
- Forget wishing me a Merry Christmas, just come around and jingle my bells!
- Roses are red so is Santa's suit, have I told you that I think you're cute?
- Tis the season to be jolly. Get out your purse and grab your shopping trolley...
- I'm putting mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my backside!
- That disappointing moment when you realise Santa has the same wrapping paper and handwriting as your parents.
- I hope Santa leaves me a skinny body and a fat wallet, not the other way around like it was last year.
- Christmas is my favourite time of the year because I can blame my ongoing weight issues on over-eating during the holidays...
- Hey baby, do you want some special Christmas gifts ;)
- Why is Santa always jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are.
- It's Christmas time AND I AM ON THE INTERNET.
- It's time to get merry and celebrate the season.
- I miss all the presents I used to get when I believed in Santa.
- Only those who work in retail know the real meaning of Christmas.
- I filed my nails sharp and rolled around on the beach... I'm now Sandy Claws.
- Glory. Love. Peace. Come on! We all just want presents!
- Singing loud for all to hear, so that I spread my Christmas cheer!
- Be naughty (Save Santa the trip).
- Any time I'm given presants is a wonderful time of year! Merry Christmas!
- Christmas is a magical time of year... I just watched all my money magically disappear.
- Drinking spirits... In the spirit of Christmas!
- I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... And when the white is finnished I'll start on the red.
- I love Christmas because I can shop, and shop and shop as much as I like without feeling guilty for it.
- All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
- Yeah I was naughty this year, but it was SO worth it! Happy Christmas!
Author: SticktlyDating - Wishing you all a very happy Christmas!
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