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- Lettuce is calorie negative. It takes more calories to digest it than the calories it initially contains.
- Who decided to name our planet Earth? And how did it get such a boring little name? Like why wasn't it called Excitementville or something?
- Earth is the only planet not sharing it's name with a god.
- We use capital letters but not capital numbers.
- If the human eye was a camera it would be about 580 mega pixels.
- I share share my birthday with at least 9 million others.
- An earth year is actually 365.2564 days. I hope the .2564 day doesn't fall on a weekend.
- Only 3% of the earths water is fresh. 2% of which is frozen. The other 97% is salted. It's like we are living on a giant water bubble.
- There is no "L" sound in the Japanese language. Lisa is pronounced as "Risa".
- The average person passes wind 14 times a day and can keep approximately 11 of them silent.
- If you eat raw onion it makes your urine stink like onion. And it will make your bathroom smell like onion if you pee in the shower.
- It's illegal to keep a pet Kangaroo in most Australian states, but it's legal to shoot them on your property... And perfectly fine to cook them up for dinner.
- Scientists believe that a person is never more than 3 feet away from a spider at any given time.
- Is it a coincidence that men are more likely to get struck by lightning than women?
- Men are also more likely to get swooped by a Magpie than women.
- All respect to cows because a cow gives around 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
- Unicorns do exist, only now they are fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.
- Birds poop every 15 minutes. They are happy to poop mid-flight, as I have experienced as a pedestrian.
- You are at risk of a bird pooping on your car if you park your car near a tree.
- Female market squid flash fake testes to avoid male attention. Thank goodness it's not socially acceptable for human females to do the same.
- No matter how hard I try, I cannot lick my eye.
- No English words rhyme with: Angel, Engine, monster, Luggage, nothing, something.
- The word Twirk is now in the English Dictionary. How useful.
- There are more Kangaroo's than people in Australia.
- Honey doesn't spoil. Theoretically you could eat 1000 year old honey.
- Each human being spent around half an hour as a single cell.
- In the USA Ketchup was once used as medicine. Now it used to decorate a hot dog. How times have changed!
- It's fascinating that someone can have thousands of friends but still needs to take a selfie for their Facebook profile photo.
- 99% Of Selfies are taken looking at oneself in the mirror of a bathroom or bedroom. It is genuinely accepted that there is no requirement to tidy the room beforehand, and smiling is completely optional.
- Hot water weighs more than cold water.
- Some of the dust particles in your house come from dead skin.
- Part of the water you drink may have already been drunk by someone else, sometimes many times over.
- Wearing headphones causes a massive increase of bacteria in your ears.
- Every year about 98% of atoms in your body are replaced.
- Elephants can't jump.
- Owls are one of the only birds who can see the color blue.
- Even reading the word yawn can make you feel like yawning. Unless you are a psychopath.
- Humans share about 50% DNA with bananas.
- People born in the 70's remember life without the internet.
- When you quit smoking on average you'll require one hour less sleep at night.
- Cows have best friends. They're one up on me.
- Despite popular belie, you won't lose weight by wearing a corset.
- The average womans clothing size is a size 12. At size 14, I consider myself above average.
- Someone actually tested this, and found ants can survive falling from a rooftop.
- People spend around two weeks of their life at traffic lights.
- People spend around two weeks of their life kissing.
- The worlds oldest person lived to 122. I was lucky to reach 22.
- Statistically I'll live longer if my staple diet is rice and fish. But I'm choosing pizza and chocolate anyway.
- Earthworms have up to nine hearts.
- On average people laugh 13 times a day.
- The normal rate of blinking is 20 times a minute. It slows to about 7 times when looking at a computer screen.
- On average we spend four hours of our day at a computer.
- The average person checks their Facebook 14 times a day.
- More than 90% of shark attack victims survive their attack. Almost all will return to the surf again.
- Women speak about 20,000 words a day while men speak around 7,000, and hear only about 10 words (Just kidding!).
- Tasmania has the clearest air in the inhabited world.
- To all my left handed Polo playing buddies, left-handed play is not allowed in a Polo match.
- Dreamt is the only English word that ends with 'mt', it's such a rare occurrence that it is socially acceptable to write 'dreamed' without anyone battering an eyelid.
- Most women have a favourite eyebrow.
- In India in 2006 a Tortoise died at the age of 255. Shows taking it slow in life can really pay off.
- The average pencil can draw a line 35km's long.
- China has more English speakers than the United States.
- A pig is smarter than a dog.
- Women spend more money removing facial hair than men do on razer blades.
- The average person only remembers 60% of what happened yesterday.
- Despite the advertising for Laser beauty services, Electrolysis is the only permanent hair removal method known.
- You can have foot surgery solely for the purpose of being better able to fit into stilettos.
- It is difficult to purchase brown soda bread in Australia. It is not made by local bakers.
- There are no snakes in Ireland.
- More than half the goods available to purchase in Australia are made in China.
- Triplets are rarely conceived naturally usually they are a result of the mothers fertility treatment.
- The multiple birth rate continues to increase as more women use fertility treatments.
- Human insect-eating is common in Asia.
- Insects known to be eaten in 80% of the worlds nations are: Termites, Cicada and dragonfly.
- It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
- Some people can do the splits naturally without any practice, others need months of stretching.
- Starfish haven't got a brain. And they still functio, unlike me.
- Like me, Jelly fish don't have a brain.
- There are more cockroaches than people in the world.
- There is more than a million insects for each person living on earth.
- Native Fijians keep their teeth white by rubbing them with fresh strawberries.
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- One in 4 human pregnancies ends in miscarriage.
- "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed only with the left hand.
- Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
- At school in Australia you need licence to use a pen.
- In Australia a slang term for goodbye is "Hoo Roo!"
- The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
- Snails can sleep for up to 3 years without eating.
- The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
Author: Stricktlydating Copyright 2014
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