Facebook Status: The Fun, the Witty, the Silly and Naughty

I confess ladies and gents, I have become a Facebook addict of late. Don't know why. I get the kick out of reading Facebook statuses. Call me a nitwit to those who heartily disagree. I don't really care. It's my life anyhow. But there is something about reaching out to my family and friends and friends of friends that I got hook somehow. There are other things that one can get addicted to in facebook but that is another hub in the making.

Right now, I just want to write down some of the fun stuff you can read on the status that people post. The witty words that make you cringe or grin, the silly and downright crazy and foolish but still can make you laugh anyhow. Talk about kids stuff. And of course, the naughty. Ooooh, those are exciting!

Some facebook status can be downright bitchy but I don't care much for those things. I mean what's the point of being mean and cranky you know. It just gets you into a lot of nastiness. And hey, I don't like nastiness. It can bite you when you are looking and not looking. So no nastiness here.

Let's just keep it simply good old fashioned clean wacky silly wonderfully splendidly fun! After all, life is that and more. Enjoy these Facebook statuses today.

Funny and Silly Facebook Statuses

Alright, who forgot to turn off the damn snow machine...again?

has to get off Facebook and get a life. i wonder if there is a good one on eBay?

wants to know why there is a pink elephant outside staring at me.

When I become Queen of the Universe, chocolate cake will be considered as dinner! Do I have Your vote?

is going to a land where she will be rich, the men are all handsome gentlemen and the food is calorie-free! Yes, off to dreamland!

would rather check her Facebook than face her checkbook.

The first year of a baby's life you teach them how to walk and talk, the next few years you teach them how to sit down and shut up!

Procrastinators unite!  Later.

is lost and doesn't want to be found.

Most of my Facebook friends are farmers, gangsters or cooks.

Witty Wit

thinks it's been too long since we sent a man to the moon. I have someone in mind...

When you're surrounded by idiots, just remember, murder is illegal.

You know you're a mom when you like the thought of going to the bathroom by yourself without someone barging in..

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

If you have a problem with me go to my website: www.idontcare.com

If it doesn't give you peace, you don't need it.

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, it's probably none of your business.

is changing my relationship status to "Out of Order".

Deja Brew:  The feeling that you've had this coffee before.

asks you not to lead her into temptation, she can find it herself.

Naughty, naughty, naughty!

A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.

my secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.

Lead me not in to temptation! because I know were it is, Lead me not down the wrong road, as I've been down there! but take my hand, and guide me to YOUR room!!

is thinking ... that with all the naughty things she's done - she'll never get to heaven!!!

is in the mood to create absolute mayhem!!

says "Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirt goes up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff- stick it in!"

you can't be afraid of what people think...a well behaved woman never made history!......

The things I want to do to you would make Satan blush!  ; )

You go down. I climb on top of you. I breath hard. I get hot and sweaty. You just lie there like you don't even care.  Treadmill, you are evil.  Ha-ha!!

I'm not naughty! I'm just mischievously creative! LOL

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Mamelody 6 years ago

very funny.. you really are a FB addict. Considered rehab yet? No-No-No- hahahahaha


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My Digest 6 years ago Author

Hahahahah It's okay to be called that. I've considered rehab only if they allow us to use facebook over there! Hahahahahah


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Ambition398 6 years ago

FB is fun. Planned entire high school reunion with it, and it was a blast ;) Neat tool and addiction :)


Nancy Pope 6 years ago

Has places to go , things to see , and people to do.


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Mentalist acer 6 years ago from A Voice in your Mind!

FaceBook,an opportunity to express one's devient obssesions,lol;)


divy 5 years ago

cricket


Faizi 4 years ago

An addiction of me


prabhu 4 years ago

good place to set girls :P


Nathaniel mamabolo 4 years ago

A T.V can insults your intelligence but nothng rubs it in like facebook ;-)


Anonymous Hacker 4 years ago

The plan is to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for believing you and Forget you even existed

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