Good Beautiful Facebook Statuses

You've been sitting at your computer, racking your brains for a clever and witty status update for your Facebook, but you still can't think of one. Have no fear, we've all been there, hence why I've done you a favour by giving you some of my greatest and most ingenius Facebook statuses.

Random, witty, romantic, funny, Facebook Statuses 4 U can help you out.

Lucy has carried out her evil deed >:D

Lucy Just think how dull the world would be...without crazy people like me!!!

Bob is as flat as a pancake in the middle of the road.

Bob is STILL as flat as a pancake in the middle of the road.

Lucy is gonna come up with a really good status :) ... Aaany second now................Nope, its ran away, thanks for allowing me to waste your time :P

Bob You have just read my status.

Lucy Everyone goes on about teenagers behaving under the influence of alcohol or drugs...are they sure its not just sugar?

Bob Lol is wayyy overused...why dont we use lshmtuafimc instead? (thats laughing so hard my turban unravelled and fell in my curry) :P

Lucy *status loading █████████] 99%*

Bob If I was a caterpillar, life would be a farce, I'd climb up on a cabbage leaf, and slide down on my........HANDS AND KNEES! :D

Lucy would hack into your facebook account...but she's got a life :)

Bob If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Lucy ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

Bob dreams of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Lucy is gonna try and act like a normal person :) ... :| ... :] ...
LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD
I failed -_-

Bob [This person's status has become as bored as they are, and has left the page. Please bare with us whilst we fix this problem]

Lucy couldnt find her phone so she rang it. It was in her pocket -_-

Bob If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Lucy They say that when you dream about somebody, they went to sleep thinking about you. Quick! everybody think about me and we will have a big party in my dreams!!!

Bob is not crazy: the invisible gummy bears that are chasing him and yelling, "I'm going to get you!" are the crazy ones! EVERYBODY RUN! DON'T LET THEM GET YOU! :)

Lucy is one duck short of a quack.

Bob I know I love you because when I look at you, I know no one else can come close to loving me like you do <3

Lucy Sometimes I wonder why I have such an awesome husband...then today I realised it's because I am such an awesome wife<3

Bob off to dream of someone special...you know who you are...or do you??

Lucy When people laugh and ask me what I see in you..I laugh and tell them everything you don't.

Bob is smiling! But why? That's for you to find out...if you dare...

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Rhyan 5 years ago

I made one of these statuses. People have used it over 5,000 times!


dj 2 years ago

You need to get up from your dream and see the real life that the people do!! :)

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