Funny Facebook statuses stating the obvious.

The sun shines brightly in the sky

Last summer my friend, Keene, wanted to have a go at people who said things in their Facebook status updates which no one really cared about. To do this, he proposed we update our statuses with completely obvious information. We did it and some of our friends joined in. It was a big hit. I didn't save all of the updates because we were posting new ones every time we login to Facebook. Here is a sample of the Facebook status updates that we came up with. My friends are Keene, Mike, and Richard. Enjoy and feel free to use these for your status next time you login to Facebook.

Some facebook status updates that you can use yourself

Keene Is taking a deep breath and exhaling.

Hard work and dedication often leads to a paycheck.

My mind is full of thoughts.

Thinking often leads to answers.

My legs must move faster...in order for me to run....

I close my eyes at night only to open them to a new day.

Water...is the element i use to cleanse my skin.

And in a blink of an eye almost a second passes by....

Richard 's heart is pumping blood through his veins.

Dan 's been living life in a foreign country.

Dan 's heart is beating.

Dan isn't putting his life on hold for you.

I feel time slipping away into what will, inevitably, be tomorrow.

The economic downturn is causing inconvenience around the world.

In my heart of hearts I know that it's Wednesday.

Every time my heart beats it sends blood coursing through my veins.

When we're born we are little more than a mass of skin and bone. Incapable of doing anything on our own. We are babies.

I walk with my feet. It's the only way I know how.

As the seasons go from one to the next, as days turns to night, as a cold front passes over my location I sometimes think that I can feel the temperature changing.

Things would be better in a more perfect world.

Dan often says what he is thinking in order to get a point across or accomplish something. How do you communicate?

I'm one of those people who can't help but laugh at funny jokes.

Dan has been told that you can't make an omelette without cracking a few eggs. On a similar note, you can't make tea without boiling water.

I'm on the ferris wheel called "Life". I start at the bottom and go to the top only to be taken back to the bottom again and then back to the top. This process will repeat itself several times before I get off the ferris wheel called "Life".

I am a savory evening meal. I am often shared with friends and family. I can be meat and vegetables. I can be more or less. I can include a side of potatoes for those who aren't carb conscious. Stick a fork in me, I'm dinner.

You’ve never really lived until you’ve been born.

If you never die you WILL live forever, unless you were never born.

A star in the sky is a glimmer of hope in the heart of a vampire.

As far back as I can remember time has been an ever present ever flowing force. Unforgiving unyielding for anyone. When I was young my mother taught me to read the time; to tell the time. As time proceeded to go on, in it's unrelenting way, I learned to work a clock. Today, after so much time, I know that, before I go to sleep, I should set the alarm if I want to wake up at a certain time the next day.

Sometimes comedic genius comes from the most obvious of places

I'd like to see some more. If you have some Facebook status updates you'd like to share leave them in a comment.

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Rooskaya 5 years ago from Russia

A good collection of status updates. Your 'become a fan' option is not visible in your profile page.


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danmit 5 years ago from Moscow, Russia Author

Thanks! I don't know why it's not visible. It might be because two of my hubs were deleted for not having enough content. So, I'm being careful about what I post.


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thehemu 5 years ago from New Delhi, India

#2 is my favorite one. Hard work always get you a paycheck.


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Alice X 5 years ago

Water...is the element i use to cleanse my skin, this is my favourite. I might try this!


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hotwebideas 5 years ago from New York

"In my heart of hearts I know that it's Wednesday." I hope the person who posted that didn't do it on Sunday. LOL


Timmay 4 years ago

Thanks these are awesome, I am using them on my friends facebook account to make him sound stupid lol

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