Ridiculous consequences of the google suggest tool

what is it?

Google suggest is a new tool that, while you’re typing, (in a pop up), gives you other popularly searched terms to help you make your decision. This gives rise, however, to a plethora of strange, humorous and unusual suggestions.

For example, type in, "why is there a" and you'll get, "dead Pakistani on my couch?" as a suggestion. This isn't really the fault of google suggest, its just that a lot of the suggestions will seem completely ridiculous to certain portions of the population. Fans of the show lost, will get this is a reference to one of the recent episodes.

Fans of Robert a. Heinlein and classic science fiction in general will understand the meaning behind, "The moon is--a harsh mistress"

Some of the weird suggestions are simply humorous puns.

"Why is Canada... in afganistan?" This can mean Canada is in afganistan, or is a phrase referring to Canadian soldiers being stationed in afganistan. Why is Europe...so expensive?" Can either be a question asked by the backpacker traveller, or else the multi-trillion potential buyer of the continent.

Other weird suggestions are the result of esoteric but popular lyrics searches. For example, why are gummi bears.... chasing me? Is a line from a popular children's rhyme.

So without further ado, I give you some of the more outrageous examples of google suggest!

Gummy Bears are Chasing Me!

I wish I could own a canadian...
I wish I could own a canadian...
Do 8 million people really not know the answer to this question that they need google?
Do 8 million people really not know the answer to this question that they need google?
sexual selection? Good question
sexual selection? Good question
Yes
Yes
Don't want to know
Don't want to know
I'm noticing a pattern here...
I'm noticing a pattern here...
what?
what?
again, one of those questions you'd think people wouldn't need google for...
again, one of those questions you'd think people wouldn't need google for...
Didn't know that.
Didn't know that.
Wait...eyes can't jump
Wait...eyes can't jump
morbid
morbid
why do astronauts wear space suits....hmmm...tough question
why do astronauts wear space suits....hmmm...tough question
Maybe you aren't their type?
Maybe you aren't their type?
It's simple, use google!
It's simple, use google!
No, but I bet its on google suggest.
No, but I bet its on google suggest.
deep
deep
The name of a song, I believe. But its still funny.
The name of a song, I believe. But its still funny.
That's...too much information
That's...too much information
Don't worry, everything is going to be okay
Don't worry, everything is going to be okay
We're all latkes, really.
We're all latkes, really.
awww, soon...
awww, soon...
Where else are they going to park them?
Where else are they going to park them?
actually a good question...
actually a good question...
yes?
yes?
Don't we all
Don't we all
That explains everything!
That explains everything!

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Teresa McGurk profile image

Teresa McGurk 7 years ago from The Other Bangor

LMAO -- I think I just had an apostrophe reading this. . . .

great hub.


LondonGirl profile image

LondonGirl 7 years ago from London

great hub!

There are some weird, weird peeps out there.


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KCC Big Country 7 years ago from Central Texas

These were hilarious! Thanks for sharing!


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Misha 7 years ago from DC Area

LOL Try Yahoo, you'll get some funny things there, too :)

And when you stop laughing, you may think about trying one of those as an idea for a new hub :)


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Proud Mom 7 years ago from USA

Proof that someone on the other side of that screen has a very strange sense of humor. I'm happy we could capitalize on it!!


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Elena. 7 years ago from Madrid

Laugh! Freeze, the net guru, great funny hubby hub you put out there! What craziness & fun!


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FreezepopMorality 7 years ago Author

That's a good suggestion, Misha, maybe I should do a yahoo version...or maybe something completely different.

And I'm glad you all liked these, I thought you would.


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Sleepawaycampr 7 years ago from California

Awesome hub. I just had to explain why i was laughing so hard at work!


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earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

It looks like Google has another twist for SEO!


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Lifebydesign 7 years ago from Australia

LOL I'd never really paid attention to the suggest tool - I will now!


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FreezepopMorality 7 years ago Author

I know. It's always the things you don't expect that turn out to be the funniest


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Dolores Monet 7 years ago from East Coast, United States

I can't decide which is my favorite, these were hiarious, where do they come up with that stuff and how many people eat toilet paper anyway?


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FreezepopMorality 7 years ago Author

I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that question

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