Sex with Facebook Friends

I am not sure if I like Facebook.

I joined recently and within days, pretty much every person I can remember from my high school days is all of a sudden my 'friend' again.  Is this a good or a bad thing?  I am not sure.  Reconnecting is nice, no doubt.  But reconnecting also feels really weird.  This cyber conflict is something I can't quite yet explain.  What I can explain, though, is something that I believe is a phenomenon that people are most likely reluctant to speak about openly.  One of those thoughts we have that we act like we're not having.  My assumption is that this is more prevalent in the following directions, in this order:

  • Guy to girl, guy to guy, girl to girl

For some reason, I just don't see women sitting around contemplating their naughty and unspeakable urges to have sex with their Facebook friends (although women, according to the magazines at the checkout stand do think about sex with frequency so maybe my assumption is off?).  Yes, sex with Facebook friends.  I said it.  I often consider -- in the hypothetical sense -- sex with Facebook friends.  It's impossible not to really.

Sex with Facebook Friends?
Sex with Facebook Friends?

Facebooking with Regret

As the friends on Facebook started to roll in, every name was familiar.  Some produced an 'ugh,' I can't believe that person is on here.  Others, for me, a handful of former female high school classmates, produced a 'boy I wish I would have..."

There is this other conflict I deal with as I waste time on Facebook.  It is related to the sex with Facebook friends conundrum.  Part of me wants to step back into my high school days and relive them.  Another part of me wants to run even further away from those days, even if it means getting older faster. 

What part of me wants to step back into the high school days?  Well, that part of me.

There's the girl I got caught on my bed with as my father came home.  I wasn't doing anything really, but I should have been.  I wish I did.  But I was a scared seventeen year old!  If I could only have that to do all over again.

There's the girl I used to ride the bus with.  Her and I in the back of the bus.  What memories.  She's married now.

And then there are the girls who did not want me, but I wanted them.  The girls who refused to give me the time of day.  Some of them have turned out to be less than desirable.  Even a few beers could not change that.  As bad as it sounds, I relish in that... sort of.  Others have gotten better with age.  They are smarter, more refined, seemingly worldly all of a sudden.  Not to mention much hotter.  Of these girls, frankly I, in one way or another, desire them all.  I have had dreams about each one of them over the last few weeks.  Some of them, much to my surprise, have inferred- some direct, some subtly- that they wish they had it to do all over with me.  Others probably could still care less.

I might start an application on Facebook that asks which of your friends would you most like to have sex with.  We need to strip Facebook of all of the fronts. 

Sex with Facebook Friends

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

I just recently joined FB at the behest of a fellow hubber. I'm so new to the site I don't know what to do with the millions of apps. I log in and see pending requests pegged at 75 and I log out. And yes, I have observed some rather "deviant" behavior which I don't take seriously and take all in as people having fun with friends.

But after this hub, I will now be more observant :D

Btw, i voted No but it should be Not Yet :D

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Shalini Kagal 7 years ago from India

A new angle to Facebook!

Cris - I'm keeping an eye on you young 'un!

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

If I could go under C.'s radar of course. Otherwise, you'll find me watergunning all day everyday :D

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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Whah...who...ahjdjfd??? BRB>>>>.....*** Cancels Cris's friend thing...***

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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Yes Pest i will fantasize about you! ha!

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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

I am not a facebook fan and with a stalker I still try to keep a low profile. I am however on Twitter as scrumptiousone, twitter is fun.:)

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2C's 7 years ago

Who mentioned C? good hub

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goldentoad 7 years ago from Free and running....

my wife is my stalker and I got on there and was scared, I felt busted already and I haven't done anything I could remember

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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

No shit aye??? Friends from out of the woodwork contact you...then the questions roll in!

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composed 7 years ago from the place where I have what it takes Author

Oh man, they crawl out of the woodwork like crazy. And the way they act is all over the board. And the questions... oh the questions!

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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Hey. The imagination is a wonderful thing! Ha!

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Silver Freak 7 years ago from The state of confusion

Going to high school was such a misery I really don't want to reconnect with anyone from that time. Why relive the misery and pain? Facebook may have some redeeming qualities, but I don't think they'd be enough to have to put up with dealing with those people again.

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Triplet Mom 7 years ago from West Coast

Composed if there was a "I plead the fifth" choice on your poll I would have checked that one. My problem with Facebook (or should I say one of my problems) is that half the time I do not know or remember the people from my high school.

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montana pacino 7 years ago

i like that is very very nice

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Adam B 7 years ago

If your a guy and you have facebook, you will want to have sex with people on there...period.

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Leonard Roy 7 years ago

On the spot hub if i do say so myself. Saw pics of some really alluring ladies back then, though now they are not so hot!!!

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Gin Delloway 7 years ago

nice hub... I don't think about sex with my facebook friends... to my mind everything depends on a peron!

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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

Do you mean Evita, Gin?

I am rather an old man on Facebook. I kind of don't know what to do with it. It looks like it could be useful, though, so I'm there. I remember that sex was interesting, but I don't remember why!

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R. Blue 7 years ago from Right here

That's pretty much my facebook experience too. Just joined a couple of months ago and it was interesting the people I found there...and that found me there. And we're guys...we think about sex with just about every woman. Like would I? or wouldn't I? or I could really do her!!!

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Jlo0312 7 years ago from Chicago

Facebook works for me...although you are right...don't make friends with the ghosts of your past.

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Jewels 7 years ago from Australia

Could be the sexual overtones on the sites too. Some just want cyber sex. If someone asks if you have a video cam, they're really asking if you want to have cyber sex. And as someone pointed out - cyber sex is like the sex you're having when you're not having sex. It's a mind game and means someone wants to jerk off in front of the computer. Entertaining for some, boring for others.

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shamelabboush 7 years ago

Facebook is just corny. If you want to waste time, just use it...

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aniketgore 7 years ago from India

LOL nice hub. Never tried facebook will never try but a good hub.

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Mud Dog 7 years ago from West Chicago IL

great hub! Just wanted to say one thing, don't ever question if a female thinks about sex as much as guys. I'm a pretty open female and will talk about anything. SOOO I end up hearing a lot more then my little ears can hold. Let me tell you, girls are more sex orientated then any male. Just a majority of girls hold onto the programming that sex shouldn't be on their minds. The whole "get pregnant" thing. Haha, but there's measures now, and well... Don't be surprised if you ask a female friend how much she thinks about sex and you hear its a lot more then you thought.

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kea 7 years ago

Nice hub. I don't even remember half the people that friend me on facebook...I just feel bad not accepting their requests! I've ended up with a bunch of 'friends' I don't know or even remember. Hmmm. I posted a hub on freakin' facebook too:

chaos 7 years ago

hell yea...screw jus bout any1 tht ill me hahahha

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Kmadhav 7 years ago from New delhi

I made new and interesting friends on facebook...........

Sex Facebook 7 years ago

besides, a girls on facebook is really hot ;)


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ChRiiStiOn 7 years ago from Cape Cod Mass

facebook is the sh*t!!!

james 6 years ago

i dont know..but i like sex sometimes

Chiboy 6 years ago

Ineed a sugarmumy for sex thanks

Black & Gifted 5 years ago

Facebook is bullshit if u ask me. Y meet 300/1,000 ppl wen ur nt gnna tlk 2 a good amount of them. What a damn waste. Facebook wuz really designed 2 pry n2 & break up relationships

jemal ebrahim 5 years ago

does you are jogging? you are ok!

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rencontresexe 4 years ago

Sex with facebook friends is no easy task, the site is getting more open and it's eposing our social lifes to more people everyday.

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