'That Moment When' Quotes For Funny Facebook Status Updates And Tweets

A collection of the best 'That Moment When' quotes and one-liners for interesting and funny Facebook status updates and Tweets!

That Moment...

  • That moment when you have something amazing to say but you feel like you're being ignored.
  • That moment when someone says you look beautiful, but you're having a bad hair day, you've got bad breath and you're not feeling beautiful at all.
  • That moment when someone finds your secret stash of chocolate so you are forced to share some with them.
  • That moment when you see a grown man crying over spilt milk.
  • That moment when you're talking to yourself and you start laughing because you're just so freaking funny!
  • That moment when you receive a text that makes you smile when you're having a boring day in the office.
  • That moment when you're kissing someone on new years eve and fireworks really do go off.
  • That moment when, for a split second, you forgot you were in a relationship!
  • That moment when you say "Yeah, I remember that" when you don't have a clue.
  • That moment when you can't stop staring at someone because they are so good looking.
  • That moment when you walk out of the hair dressers LIKE A BOSS with your brand new hair cut.
  • That moment when someone says they're calling in to visit, so you grab towel and polish the entire house like a ninja within 3 minutes.
  • That moment when you realise you like him more than just a friend.
  • That moment when you're annoyed about someone's bad habits, even though you have many yourself.
  • That moment when the one person who keeps your sanity leaves.
  • That moment when someone cute makes eye contact with you from across the room, but you're not sure if you saw that right or not, so you wait for it to happen again before you smile back, just to be sure.
  • That moment when you take of your high heel shoes and you can walk pain free!
  • That moment when you wish x 1000 you could stop caring about your ex.
  • That moment when you realise that you don't really like your crush, so now you feel disappointed that you don't have anyone to crush over.
  • That moment when you want to cry but you let out an inappropriate laugh instead.
  • That moment when you want to help someone but there's nothing you can do.
  • That moment when you realise you care more than what you thought about eating meat, recycling, so you decide to cook yourself a big plate of vegetables for dinner and put the left overs in the garden compost heap (Even though you know you'll probably order a takeaway pepperoni pizza tomorrow).
  • That moment when you brought 'One size fits all' and it doesn't fit, because it's a bra.
  • That moment when you need to talk to someone and they're smelling really bad, like they must have skid marks in their underwear.
  • That moment when someone else calls your best friend their best friend, so you just pretend you didn't hear it.
  • That moment when someone you don't want to talk to sends you a text, so you just type "I don't know" to everything they ask.
  • That moment when you tell your parents you realise Santa is not real.
  • That moment when you're all alone...AND YOU LOVE IT!
  • That moment when you decide to answer a call from an unknown number, only to find it was someone you were avoiding.
  • That moment when you 'Like' someone's photo on Facebook by accident, because you were stalking their profile, so now you feel like you should send them a friend request to cover yourself!

  • That moment when you turn the TV off and creep around your own house because it's so quiet.
  • That moment when you see photos of Celebrities without makeup and you realise you're quite good looking when compared.
  • That moment when you fall in love with the chocolate you're eating.
  • That moment when you're warm and comfortable under the covers and then the phone rings.
  • That moment you can't be bothered cooking so you eat cerial for dinner.
  • That moment when you suddenly realise you're happier than you've ever been.
  • That moment when your neighbour starts talking to you while your hanging out your big girl undies.
  • That moment when you don't know how to spell a word so you change the whole sentence to work around it
  • That moment when everything seems to be falling into place.
  • That moment when you can't decide what to wear.
  • That moment when your boyfriend first says "I love you".
  • That moment when your girlfriend is understanding.
  • That moment when you feel so relaxed you don't want to get up to get the remote control so you just watch the crappy program that's on.
  • That moment when you wake up and realise you had plans but you slept in.
  • That moment when your boobs creep out of your bra.
  • That moment when your computer starts running slow because you've uploaded another 1000 photos.
  • That moment when you're wondering if the person is a girl or a boy.
  • That moment when you laugh at yourself for making up the best lyrics to the song you forgot the words to.
  • That moment when you have to use the rest room but the last person in there left it really stinking!
  • That moment when you look at the mess you've made and think "Where do I start?".
  • That moment when you're in bed with your new lover and your dad calls.
  • That moment when you realise you didn't press END CALL on your mobile phone.
  • That moment when you realise someone else's problems are much bigger than yours.
  • That moment when you realise you're drunk and need to go home.

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stricktlydating 3 years ago from Australia Author

OK then Joe, but thanks for taking a moment to comment!


Joe fizzle 3 years ago

That moment when you realize none of these quotes are funny.


gueraa 3 years ago

haha those are good ones


Puppy7 4 years ago

Fine


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Yeah that's not fun.


Ad 4 years ago

That moment when you get yelled at for something that isn't your fault


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

G'day Gulf Coast Sun, Thankyou for adding to this topic :)


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Gulf Coast Sun 4 years ago from Gulf of Mexico

"That moment when your boobs creep out of your bra" Too funny ~ too true ~ too so me ~ too cute ~ And how about, 'the moment immediately after you scratched your butt in public and realized a dozen people were watching,'


raiders. 4 years ago

that moment when you can't find a "that moment quote" that suites for you.


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

That's that moment when I wonder if even though my favourite show is on, is it really better than a sleep in? LOL


lOvie gal 4 years ago

awesome!dah moment wen u r sleeping and then someone turns on the T.V and ur favourite show is ON and u rush for it!!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Hi Lisetth, in Australia it's spelt 'realise' not 'relise' or 'relize' although that's interesting if YhU spell it that way haha.


lisetth 4 years ago

YhU spelled relise wrong its realize!!!!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Twilight100 and hadeeeeeea, it's great to read your comments!


Hadeeeeeeeeea 4 years ago

Haha.

Amazing moments they are! ;)


twilight100 4 years ago

I love It!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks Apryl! I appreciate your comment!


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Apryl Schwarz 4 years ago from Nebraska

Great moments! Voted up!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thanks icounthtetimes, glad you enjoyed them!


icountthetimes 4 years ago

Some of these are great. Much ebtter than the average facebook update I'd say. Well, much better than my typical updates at least :).


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RVDaniels 4 years ago from Athens, GA

A moment of grand reading. Thanks


rorshak sobchak 4 years ago

Creative write up!


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brandasaur 4 years ago from Planet X

There's a lot of THAT MOMENT WHEN =)

And here's one for you again :

That moment when you feel that there's no one you can hold to, but somebody gave a hand for you!

That moment when you tell a joke, and no one laughs! (awkward!) hahaha..

Really THOSE MOMENTS can't be easily forgotten.


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mljdgulley354 4 years ago

These are all great moments. Thank you for sharing your moments in life


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

Thank for your comments Rlaha and CloudExplorer! Much appreciated!


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stricktlydating 4 years ago from Australia Author

G'day Shanaya, so lovely to hear from you! And BTW you're AWESOME ;)


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CloudExplorer 4 years ago from New York City

Nice Moments to share, Voted up


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rlaha 4 years ago from Spartanburg, SC

Here's another one: The moment when you have passed all of your final exams and are now a graduate of a university. :) Nice ones! Thanks!


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shanaya 4 years ago from Living in my Own Dreams:)

Hello My Dear Ma'am! WOW, Outstanding & Awesome Moments.

I have one for you--- That moment when I met a Great writer like You.:)Love ya.

voted up so high, awesome, interesting, useful.:)

with lots of Love & Respect

from SHANAYA:)

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