Top 25 Cool and Awesome Facebook Statuses of All Time - This is different!

     Here are some great ideas for your Facebook status updates. All of these status updates are free for you to use and you just have to copy and paste the one you want to your Facebook profile. If you're searching for these really cool and awesome status updates for Facebook, you've come to the right place. These Facebook Status Messages will be sure to get your friends interested and like and comment on it! Here are the Top 25 Cool and Awesome Facebook Statuses of All Time. All these Status Updates will look really Cool on your profile, as we’re always hoping to score some “Likes” and maybe a comment or two. So I made up the following 25 Status Updates and are very likely to yield reactions from your Facebook friends in no time! So here it goes, let's start with # 25:

25) ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

24) ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱц =)

23) ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

22) cle'a] hi's ke]yb29oa;rd

21) ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı

20) *Alarm Clock* (n): An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour.

19) Go to Google. Type in "Ewmew Fudd". Click "I'm feeling lucky". You're welcome.

18) ... [ THIS SPACE IS FOR RENT ] ...

17) ► PlayTheMoments ▌▌ PauseTheMemories ■ StopThePain ◄◄ RewindTheHappiness.*

16) (:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

15) Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

14) --^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death.

13) is Loading ████████████ 99%

12) (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~ ~ Smoking Kills

11) iswonderingwhatthelongkeyatthebottomofmykeyboarddo?

10) Status under construction ██████████████] 99%

9) ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆

8) Battery low please charge! 1% █ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅ ̲̅]

7) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill cause of BP, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

6) ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫ ♬ BOOM CHICKA WAH WAHH ●٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶

5) ║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95

4) was playing "FARMVILLE" when immigration showed up and took all my workers!!.

3) Wow! You can type your Facebook password into a comment and it comes up as stars!! ********* hahaha that's so cool!

2) Needs a giant ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) to mend a broken heart.

1) is ☺H☺A☺P☺P☺Y☺

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Gr8stSoccerPlaya 6 years ago from India

Great Collection, Don! Thanks for sharing!

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Don Ship 6 years ago Author

Thanks a ton, SoccerPlaya, and you are welcome indeed! =)

Pwarlick 6 years ago

This is most excellent.

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Don Ship 6 years ago Author

Thank you, Pwarlick!

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crystolite 5 years ago from Houston TX

Nice collections,thanks.

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Don Ship 5 years ago Author

Thank you, Crystolite! =)

mee 5 years ago

Haha love number 2

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Don Ship 5 years ago Author

LOL. I know right! =D

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Pikachusif 5 years ago from Castelia City, Unova

I thwought this was vewy funny.

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bhkgyh 5 years ago

ha ha

smanga 5 years ago

Incredeble thankzzzzzzzzzz

Perla 4 years ago

immigration WTF???????

priyanka 4 years ago


fiona 4 years ago

really cool stuff

asarudeen.f.s 4 years ago

thanksssssssss for sharing...........

nafees banu 3 years ago

really awesome

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facts25 3 years ago

Nice collection. We can say it as the collection of Best Facebook statuses. I also found some good facebook statuses at

Amit Gupta 3 years ago

Awesome status!!!!

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SHUBHAM 3 years ago

AWESOMEEE.]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║█║▌│║▌║█║▌║▌││║▌║ *ZAP* *BEEP* Price: $7.95

zaid 2 years ago

So cool

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