1. damian0000 profile image74
    damian0000posted 6 years ago

    Oh dear ---
    Oh dear oh dear,
    Oh dear oh dear oh dear!!!

    STOP SENDING ME SPAM --- (to all spammers out there, you know who you are so go and sit on the naughty step or hang your heads in shame!)

    I logged on today to discover that I had 20 new messages.
    Great, I thought!
    Spam 18 --- 2 Friends.

    For anyone who wants to send me unsolicited e-mail :

    1) Yes, it's long enough.

    2) If I had that much money do you not think I would send it to my own sadly-depleted account before wiring it to some mysterious trader in Nigeria?

    3) Oh really? Your three gorgeous friends, who I've never met, want to join in? Well, no problem --- it happens to me all the time.

    It seems that people will promise you anything on the internet when there is the faintest whiff of money!

    What's the most outrageous thing you have been offered?