CJ Stone's Britain: To Hull and Back (Hull)

'No estuary is as headstrong, as wild and treacherous, or as breathtakingly spacious as the Humber'

Guardian Weekend March 28 1998

The Humber Bridge
The Humber Bridge

Taking sides: The Humber Bridge was supposed to unite Yorkshire and Lincolnshire. But it was never a happy union, rather a marriage of convenience

Hull is not a city. It’s not a town. It’s not a village, or a hamlet, or a borough, or a parish, or a county. Nobody lives there. It’s a river.

The actual, official name of the city is Kingston-upon-Hull, a name deriving from the fact that Edward I bought a Hull-side village in 1293 and called it Kingston. Its status as a Royal borough was confirmed by charter in 1299. But from the earliest times it was known as the port of Hull, later just Hull. You wonder why. It would be like calling Burton-on-Trent “Trent” or Stratford-upon-Avon “Avon”. The answer is simple. It’s a great name. There’s any number of Kingstons about (and quite a few Burtons and Stratfords) but only one Hull.

It’s singular in other ways too. Hull is the only British city that runs its own telephone company. It costs the same as anywhere else to ring out of Hull. But for internal calls there’s a flat-rate. Five-and-a-half pence for an unlimited call. People in Hull are noticeably more leisurely on the phone. It’s good to talk.

I first visited the city in the summer of 1976, originally just for the weekend. I’d gone there to visit Graham, an old friend from Birmingham. Somehow I got stuck. I was still hanging about the following spring. We lived in a squat off Princes Avenue, within walking distance of the Polar Bear, a pub where most of the bohemian types hung out at the time. Well I fancied myself as a poet, so I was right at home in the Polar Bear. Not that I ever wrote any poetry, you understand. But it was a better sounding job-description than having to admit I was on the dole. Coincidentally, it made for a slicker chat-up line too. The constellation of streets around Princes Avenue, Beverley Road and Spring Bank still mark out the bohemian area of the city. Princes Avenue, in particular, looks exactly the same in 1998 as it did in the mid-Seventies. Graham described it as a hippie museum. “You see all the same people you always saw, doing exactly the same things, and at the same time of day,” he said.

In those days it was the principle city in the artificial – and now defunct –county of Humberside, consisting of Hull and the East Riding of Yorkshire to the North, and north Lincolnshire to the South. It was never what you would call a happy union. Lincolnshire people and Yorkshire people, historically divided by that huge natural barrier, the Humber estuary, never really got to know each other. It was a marriage of convenience, as it were, a bureaucratic shotgun wedding. There were very few tears when the divorce came through in 1996.

The Humber bridge was supposed to have solved all that by bringing the two sides together. At the time it was the largest single-span bridge in the world. But it always seemed slightly pointless somehow, aside from its sheer scale and beauty, carrying insignificant amounts of traffic from one physical dead-end to another. Building work began in 1972. They were still working on the southern tower when I arrived. Later, I moved over to the South Bank, where I lived until 1981. That was also the year when the Queen opened the bridge. In between time, there was a regular ferry, which ran from the city of Hull to the village of New Holland.

The Tattershall Castle on the Embankment, sister ship of the Lincoln Castle, the last working paddle steamer in Great Britain.
The Tattershall Castle on the Embankment, sister ship of the Lincoln Castle, the last working paddle steamer in Great Britain.

'No estuary is as headstrong, as wild and treacherous, or as breathtakingly spacious as the Humber'

I used to love that ferry. There were actually two of them, one an hour from either side, crossing and re-crossing, and passing each other in the middle. One of them was an ordinary Isle-of-Wight type ferry. The other was the Lincoln Castle, and it was the last working paddle steamer in the British Isles. It was the most gorgeous thing, with these enormous paddles milling round at the sides, churning the silt-laden waters of the Humber into yellow foam. The Lincoln Castle finished work in 1978, when the engine blew up. It is now situated in Grimsby. Her sister-ship, the Tattershall Castle, which had been retired sometime before, is on the Embankment in London.

I think my love affair with Hull was really a love affair with the Humber. Research, on this trip, consisted of sitting on the dock where the Lincoln Castle used to set sail and looking out across its wide, brown, wind-ruffled expanse.

I’ve lived on several estuaries, but none is as headstrong, as wild and treacherous, or as breathtakingly spacious as the Humber. And, of course, it is the importance of the estuary, half-way between London and Scotland, and fed by major rivers from Yorkshire and the Midlands, which explains Hull’s existence as one of the principle ports in Britain.

It’s of huge strategic importance, too, a fact that was not lost on Charles I, immediately prior to the English Civil War. Hull’s arsenal was only second to that in London. Charles arrived at Beverley Gate, on the city’s perimeter, on April 23 1642, demanding entry. He was turned back by the Governor, Sir John Hotham, on the orders of Parliament. It was a moment of open defiance by a city proud of its puritan tradition.

Graham and I were working as archaeological diggers while I was living there. For this we earned £8 per week on top of our dole money. And, being diggers, we naturally sided with the Diggers of history.

One day we were drinking in the Old White Hart Inn in The Land Of Green Ginger – this is actually the name of a road in the Old Town – when a bunch of historical re-enactment characters turned up in full Cavalier costumes, with ruffs and feathers and wide, floppy-brimmed hats. Graham said, “I don’t know what you’re doing here dressed up like that. We turned you lot back at the Beverley Gate a long time ago.”

“When Adam delved and Eve span, who was then the Gentleman?” we quoted. Later we found out we found out that this was, in fact, a quote from the Peasants Revolt. Well, it sounded like a Puritan slogan. And we were only 300 years out in our calculations.

And meanwhile, I was busy singing To Be A Pilgrim, just to emphasise the point. Not that I was ever really a Puritan, you understand, any more than I was ever a poet. Puritanism was just a last resort, when all the chat-up lines had failed.

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StarCreate 5 years ago from Spain

Just goes to show that interesting and evocative travel Hubs don't depend upon exotic and glamorous locations ;-) I really enjoyed reading this!


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CJStone 5 years ago from Whitstable, UK Author

Thanks StarCreate. No it's not the most glamorous of locations is it? But I'm glad you enjoyed it, as that was precisely the point. Thanks again for liking it.


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Russell-D 5 years ago from Southern Ca.

I have now been to Hull and Back and richer for the experience. So many delicious places exist about, yet only if you've been there do they exist. Like that tree falling in the forest. During my 55 years of International Travel, I looked for that lonesome spot where I could spend time away from the trail. In your end of the woods, Helensborgh above Loch Lomond whence the Hill House sits, home of Charles Rennie MacIntosh, is such a burg. I loved that sma' town. Thanks for Hull. I wish I could visit. David Russell


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CJStone 5 years ago from Whitstable, UK Author

Hello Russell: I don't think Hull has much in common with Helensborgh above Loch Lomond. It's an Industrial port on the North East coast of England, where an icy wind blows off the North Sea most of the year, cold and deeply unromantic. That was the point about this whole series, to write about places that travel columns never usually bothered about and to "give them their due" as it were, because everywhere has it's purpose. In the case of Hull, it was it's dissenting tradition: sending a King packing when he arrived at the gate to demand entry. It would be like New York refusing entry to Barrack Obama. Imagine it!


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Russell-D 5 years ago from Southern Ca.

CJ -- Got you. These are places where the wind blows no good!. Like the wind Obama blew over his starting point for the Israeli - Palestine solution, New York being one of our nation's largest cities of Jewish Population, they just might refuse him entry. David


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CJStone 5 years ago from Whitstable, UK Author

Something like that, yes. Actually more like Tahrir Square in Egypt, when they refused to move until Mubarrak had stepped down. A turning point in history, a moment of profound change, when the winds of change blow through the world, so profound that it is still remembered 350 years later. That was the moment when Sir John Hotham stood on the Beverley gate and refused King Charles I entry. Later on they executed him, of course.


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Russell-D 5 years ago from Southern Ca.

CJ --you started me thinking of all the terrible towns I played in criss crossing the country in a bus with a band playing one night stands. That experience got me out of music and into writing and producing for radio - IN A HURRY. PS I have a friend you probably know from early Brit days, Mary Giliat who decorated Princess Margaret's Wedding and who often had as house guests, PM, David Frost, Snowden, etal. I'm renewing contact with her in Provence 'cause my daughter will be there in July. David


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CJStone 5 years ago from Whitstable, UK Author

Mary Giliat sounds fascinating. I hope you visit her and write about your experience.


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Russell-D 5 years ago from Southern Ca.

I visited Mary and daughter Sophia, who calls herself my surrogate daughter, in France. But, tied to oxygen + a bad leg limits getting around...certainly not leaving California. Sophia, aside from a restaurant in La Motte, France, has a fruit farm there & partners in a London wine company. I E-Mailed her today to see if Mary, who worked newspapers, remembered you; I think you're the same vintage. If you share your E-Mail, it would make for easier conversation. Mine is druss811@verizon.net. David

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