The Crazy Driving In India: WTF!

My Experience With India

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I spent ten years studying Indian history, art, religion, literature, food, architecture, culture, traditions, and language. But somehow, even with these years of scrutiny of the subject, it didn't prepare me for the real thing, virtually at all.

I had the opportunity to finally visit in the winter of 2004. My stay was 21 days, and during that stay I ranged from Chennai (Madras), Tamil Nadu all the way up to Jagannatha Puri, Orissa. Though it may seem a short visit, it encompassed an entire lifetime. Time is different there; life is different, more intense. A day can seem a week, and a week a year.

The whole experience changed my life, and I have never forgotten the sights, sounds, and tastes: After all these years, they remain crystal clear, as if I was there just yesterday. India is like that. Once you go, it seeps into your pores and changes you. Ever after, a part of you remains there, lodged in the towering 4,000-year-old temples, walking down the ancient dusty streets, smelling the jasmine and incense wafting through the air, eating the best food in the world, and hearing the sounds of an ancient earth still dawning in modern times.

There are many topics that I could have chosen to write about, but the driving in India is something that many people don't know about or get to experience. It's a different world; ancient combines with modern, and the modern is expertly adapted to the Indian way of life.

Video: Welcome To India

Setting The Scene

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India has somewhat adapted to modern times, but like most things in India, they accept it, modify it, and create their own interpretation of the theme. Take driving, for example.

Imagine a place where bullocks mix freely with carts, cars, motorcycles, auto-rickshaws, cycle-rickshaws, pedestrians, buses, bicycles, bicycle carts, stray dogs, menacing trucks, scooters, wheelbarrows, and depending where you are, even elephants and camels. This place is India, and you quickly learn that driving is not the same here as elsewhere you've been! Driving does not necessarily mean automobiles, nor does is necessarily mean "order."

The interesting fact is that--it (mostly) works! Though rules of the road are virtually absent, there is a universal "understanding," a visceral knowledge, that keeps things running. Driving in India is more a cerebral reflex than an orderly plan.

Rules Of The Road

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"LIVE AND LET LIVE."

Anything goes, as long as you have the reflexes needed to avoid a collision. Want to enter the highway by going up the off ramp and then enter traffic going the wrong way? Go ahead, but avoid oncoming traffic. Need to go the wrong way down a one-way street on short notice? Get to it, but don't hit the people coming your way. Make a u-turn? Do it whenever you want, and wherever you want, and the other drivers will understand and accommodate.

Patience is a virtue, and the drivers here seem inordinately patient with everyone doing their own thing. Ever dreamed of driving in the middle of the road? Go ahead. Double yellow lines? What are they good for but telling you where the middle is--and why does that matter? What about driving down the sidewalk? You're in luck. Playing chicken with massive trucks, pedestrians, and cows? It'll happen whether you want it to or not.

Though seemingly nonsensical, somehow in India it all makes perfect sense. Up is down, down is up; it's all open to interpretation and perspective. On some levels, the embrace of independent thought and understanding is quite refreshing. Of course it's not perfect, but for the most part it works.

Video: Rules Of The Road

Horn Honking

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This is the key to everything. Without it, none of this would work and there would surely be death and destruction everywhere. Horns are the chief communication to others that you are there. In congested areas, driving is conducted almost solely by sound; there's just no time for looking around. It's too fast and furious for anything more than "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"

The horn blaring can sometimes be incessant, though somewhat musical when you get used to it. There are all kinds, and they make all types of sounds. Recollecting one of my personal experiences, an auto-rickshaw I entered had a broken bulb on the horn. Before leaving, the rickshaw driver studiously taped it with 10 layers of duct tape, telling me that I'd just have to wait. I gave him enough money to buy a new one, but it just goes to show how important they are to survival. I honestly would never venture out without a good, loud horn.

The drivers have adapted to "seeing" through sound. They can tell where each horn is in relation to them, and seem to have an uncanny knack of knowing exactly how far they can go before they hit. By this, I mean that driving along, doing 50mph/80kph, they can literally stop on a dime with an inch to spare. At first, I thought it was just my driver, but no, it's just the way it works. Amazing!

Video: Horn Honking

Tata Trucks

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These are the main large trucks in India, and they make room for no one. They pretty much have the run of the road, and it's your job to avoid them. Luckily, they have really loud horns and are easy to see. But that doesn't mean there won't be close encounters with one every few seconds!

One of the accidents I saw when I was there involved two Tata trucks. Somehow they struck each other head-on in such a way that one became lodged under the other, and both were in a ditch, sideways. There were jasmine flowers--literally millions of them--littered all over the road, mixed with Coca-Cola cans from the other truck. An absolute mess.

It reminded me once again that in India, virtually anything can and does happen. You just have to survive long enough to see it.

Passing

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There is only one law to passing: The ditch is always available if you need it! Huge Tata trucks come barreling straight toward you, in your "lane." Realistically, there are no lanes, so keep that in mind if you ever plan to visit. Two lanes can easily become five; four can easily become ten. Generally, though, there is enough space for everyone--in one way or another. It takes constant adaptation to get anywhere, and sometimes, to survive.

To share another personal experience, I was driving a scooter (with no shocks) from Jagannatha-Puri to the Konark Sun Temple one day. On my way back on a two-lane road (one lane in each direction), no less than three huge Tata trucks were coming my way, all side by side! There was nothing I could do but swerve off the road into the ditch and tumble into the sand. It saved my life and was somewhat exhilarating when I realized I was still in one piece.

Video: Passing (with excellent interview explanation):

Pedestrians

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A wonderful way to experience India is through walking around. However, nothing is really designed for pedestrians; there are no cross walks, no lights, and there are no rules. It's like playing Frogger, but with your life.

The only way to do it is to just walk into the road. Crossing the road was one of the more terrifying things I did when I was there, but like everything else, it soon becomes second-nature.

The trick is to walk through the gaps in traffic whenever they appear. It's the quick or the dead. I saw a few pedestrian accidents when I was there, mostly in Chennai (Madras.) It seems that many people just walked into the road without even looking, counting on drivers to swerve around them. Most of the time it worked, but some of the time it didn't.

Many locals cannot afford vehicles, so there are always tons of people in the middle of traffic. You have to forget about death and focus on getting to the other side as soon as possible. Once you get the hang of it, it becomes sort of fun; but at the same time, imminent death or injury is always at the back of your mind.

Video: Pedestrian Crossing The Road

Amazing India

There is more to India than driving, so don't let it keep you from exploring! India is absolutely unforgettable in every way.

It's the most amazing experience I've ever had, and ever will have (unless I go back!) Anyone who has been there has a lingering bond to the place. There is really just nothing else like it.

The beauty is astounding, and there is a timeless quality to life there. It's a mix of absolutely ancient, with some modern mixed in, but not always necessarily how you would expect it. It reminds me of a quote from the movie High Road To China:

"The oxen are slow, but the earth is patient."

If you want to do one thing before you die that will change your life, take a trip to India.

You'll find out not just who and what you are, but you'll also discover the vast possibilities of human perspective and the connection between us all.

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Comments 22 comments

Robin 6 years ago

What an amusing and wonderful story: I've never read anything about this subject before. Driving is different all over the world and alot of places are dangerous but this one takes first place I think-amazing! Thanks, that was very entertaining!


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Faceless39 6 years ago from The North Woods, USA Author

Robin--I think that India is now considered the most dangerous place to drive in the world (the reasons are obvious)! That said, once you get the hang of it, it's quite an adventure. It was fun to write about and I'm glad you enjoyed it!


david 6 years ago

funny, scary, shocking and very educational article! i had NO idea that driving ever got this crazy and almost suicidal LOL. thanks, that was just what i needed to give me perspective on bad drivers! two thumbs up, but i never wanna drive there now!


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jpcmc 5 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

I can relate (minus the elephants and camels). Sometimes I think stop lights are just a suggestions to drivers.


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jo miller 5 years ago from Tennessee

I agree--traffic in India is frightening but exciting. I rode most of the forms of traffic you mention but didn't have the nerve to drive myself. We decided more people are killed because there is so much congestion no one can go very fast.

Enjoyed reliving this. Thanks.


Jay 5 years ago

I know all about this as I have been through all of these...in fact, I am from Bombay (not Mumbai as the name change happened after I left India)and I have seen worst trafic then these...but it would help if you show the RTO - road trafic officer - the bribes they take - in fact, they are always there where there is "No Parking" to ensure that you pay & then park in the "No Parking Zone" and they will protect your vehicle. This is the result of localisation - by Shiv Sena, musceling on using the corrupt policies & people that creates the never ending corruption & dissaster.!!


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Faceless39 5 years ago from The North Woods, USA Author

Thanks everyone for the awesome comments! :)

@Jay, great idea about the RTO, I should add that in at some point! Bribery and India kind of go together..


Justsilvie 5 years ago

Great Hub!. Know I know why my young Indian co-worker who was raised in Austria, says she is in India she is to scared to cross the street. *smile* But fear or not, It is still on the list of places I would love to see before I die.


soumyasrajan 5 years ago from Mumbai India and often in USA

Faceless 39

Enjoyed your article very much. I admire that you thought of driving that long in your trip. It does get a while to get used to the style.

India is India.

I wish it changes quite a lot (not just road traffic), even introducing stop signs everywhere will change a lot and once they are introduced they will get in "universal "understanding," a visceral knowledge, that keeps things running" in no time. It is changing too quite a lot and at the same time I wish also that its colors which you enjoyed very much remain too equally. I think they will too.

I live in Mumbai (mostly -some times in USA for a few months - and I do enjoy both colors quite a lot- u might feel I am crazy but a lot in styles in these two countries look to me very similar). If any time u r here , do visit us.


soumyasrajan 5 years ago from Mumbai India and often in USA

I forgot to say Hi there.

Hi Faceless.


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skgrao 5 years ago from Bangalore City - INDIA.

YOU MUST DRIVE IN VILLAGES.YOU HAVE TO STOP TO GIVE YOUR WAY TO NOT HUMANS BUT SERPENTS THAT TO COBRAS.


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Faceless39 4 years ago from The North Woods, USA Author

Hi Soumyasrajan! Thanks for your comments. I agree that some simple changes could really improve the driving experience in India. But as you say, India is India!

Yeah, I didn't even mention cobras, thanks Skgrao for mentioning that. I personally had no interaction with cobras, but wow--that would certainly add to the crazy driving!

Thanks for the interesting comments!


Giselle Maine 4 years ago

An eye opener! Very interesting and original hub. Thanks for sharing.


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cascoly 4 years ago from seattle

Great hub - I've visited India a number of times over the last 35 years, and it's always an exciting and rewarding experience. while you've described the road traffic well, you might also want to sample the commuter trains of Mumbai http://cascoly.hubpages.com/hub/India-Getting-Abou...

re tata trucks - as you know, i'm sure, few trucks have side view mirrors [they'd be scraped off in a day by other traffic] and all trucks have a sign on back saying "Horn Please!" or something similar


Abhi 4 years ago

there is a quote used by traffic police of India.......IF U DRIVE LIKE HELL, U WILL REACH THERE SOON................but nobody seems to care..hi, hi....without experience and reflexes u will lie dead on the road..............when u ride a route bus in Kolkata, its like a roller coaster.........jerking, abrupt tuns, overtaking and a sudden intense break!!!....then again accelerate......u will go outside ur home at risk of ur life


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Faceless39 4 years ago from The North Woods, USA Author

Yes, I've taken long-distance trains in India and can only imagine the frenetic, controlled chaos of the commuter trains!

It's a scary, often hair-raising experience to drive, or even walk, in India. It makes the whole experience even more unforgettable; that's for sure. There's something so tantalizing about India, despite its multiple drawbacks and issues. I'm not sure if anyone has been able to explain it.

Thanks for the interesting comments and your additions to this conversation!


Ezio 4 years ago

I have to do an essay on this subject. Any tips


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Faceless39 4 years ago from The North Woods, USA Author

Ezio, if you want to quote some of my article, feel free to do so with proper credit to this web site, faceless39.hubpages.com. Other resources are the videos on YouTube, and if you do a Google search, you'll come up with a ton of information.

India has become a popular destination, and just about anyone from the West who visits will come back with a story about the crazy driving. Let me know if you have any questions, and good luck! :)


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sunilkunnoth2012 2 years ago from Calicut (Kozhikode, South India)

What a wonderful description on the varied culture and life style of India and the Indians. Loved reading your article. You have nicely presented with amazing photos, which convey the message clearly. Look forward to read more of stuff like this. Please write and publish your total India experience. India is amazing and really incredible. Love to hear more from you. Best of luck dear.


QWERTYUIO 2 years ago

Great Sexy Story


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ratnaveera 2 years ago from Cumbum

Naturally you need some practice before driving along the roads of Indian towns. Here we can always face mixed things like cycles, two-wheelers, cars and buses.


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skgrao 2 years ago from Bangalore City - INDIA.

You also get Dogs,Buffaloes,Bulls,Cows,Pigs,Donkey's,Monkeys,Snakes and Cats.

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