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Joined 6 years ago from Highland, Indiana




Hello, my dearest creeper. My name is Garrett Fowler. I'm seven thousand, six hundred and ninety days old. I will not be updating this counter, because I’m an incredibly lazy human being. And because addition is hard. Every other day I’ll be adding something new for you to enjoy. Or not to enjoy. After all, I don’t even know who you are. If you’re looking for something serious, something informative, something that will change your life, I’m afraid I must turn you away. But if you’re in need of a laugh, or wanted to spend moments of your life pondering something that never mattered in the first place, maybe I can help you. Come on in and let Professor Zerglot take a look at that grey bundle of nerves. I might just have what you didn’t know you were looking for.

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