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I Think We're Supposed to Eat It.

Updated on November 5, 2017

The Reason I have called you here today....

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Wasn't Me

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Has this always been here?

How long has it been this way?
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Almost got it...

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You were doing it wrong

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Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner

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Now what?

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I wuz born kewt. What's your excuse?

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What's a cat gotta do to get some milk around here?

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I think we're supposed to eat it. You're joking--right?

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Wiki Cat

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Facebook Felines

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Twitter Kitter

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Tumbler Toms

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Found Your Bug.

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Call Me "Cute" One More Time...

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Catastrophic

Yeah it's pretty much catastrophic. After such a catastrophe you are probably catatonic. Are you kitten me? You know what they say, you can never be tew kewt!


Verbiage

I noticed that this hub was not featured. I looked it over and concluded that I did not meet the word criteria to be featured. So the world missing out some of the cutest kittens ever being associated with come of the cutest and corniest but ever because I did not run together enough run on sentences. Those kittens won't "cute" themselves. And while brevity is surely the sole of wit, if wit had a shoe size, I am more than willing to sacrifice both with an wisdom in order that some hungry kittens might have their day in the sun.


And so I hold forth in this time and place. Declaring that cuteness must have its day and cuddly kittens must have their way and surely I will have reached 700 words or so sometime soon.

I think that in the beginning I referred to the article as the 7 habits of highly effective kittens. An title to which I will surely one day return because it is inherently cuter than "I think we're supposed to eat it". But over time, one must be willing to try both in different venues to see which title garners more attention. Or perhaps I could come up with a different cuter title. "Kewt Attack"? "Cute Kittens"? "Cuddle Kewt Kittens". Have to be careful not to include more than two Ks in a row. Don't want to get associated with awful people. I think the only time you can get away with multiple Ks is with strikeouts in baseball.

While it's darned hard to be cuter than a gaggle of kittens who chanced upon a jackpot windfall of an entire bucket of milk, in the compute age few could resist the image of kittens who know darned well how to use electronic equipment properly and who are not shy at all about letting us know that we are most certainly "doing it wrong".




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    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      Happy Christmas Dianna!

    • teaches12345 profile image

      Dianna Mendez 

      2 years ago

      How adorable! You put a smile in my day with all the kitten photos and the applied writing thoughts.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      They love to be shared Cornelia . Have a blessed day!

    • CorneliaMladenova profile image

      Korneliya Yonkova 

      2 years ago from Cork, Ireland

      Oh, all of them are adorable. Could not restrain sharing these cuties :)

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      FlourishAnyway almost everyone could use a kitten break now and again.

    • FlourishAnyway profile image

      FlourishAnyway 

      2 years ago from USA

      Too cute!

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      Hello Rachel.

      You have a blessed Thanksgiving as well!

    • Rachel L Alba profile image

      Rachel L Alba 

      2 years ago from Every Day Cooking and Baking

      Hi Poetryman, I'm not particularly a cat lover, but I think one of the cutest things in the world are little kittens. I just love them. My little granddaughter has two cats and thinks of them as her sisters. I will have to show her these pictures. Thanks for sharing.

      Have a Blessed Thanksgiving.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      So glad you enjoyed it Laurel Johnson.

      Have a blessed day!

    • lollyj lm profile image

      Laurel Johnson 

      2 years ago from Washington KS

      Those pictures were just delightful. I'm still grinning!! Loved this hub.

    • poetryman6969 profile imageAUTHOR

      poetryman6969 

      2 years ago

      Kristen & Patricia

      I was looking at a business email someone sent me and the rest is history. I think that even for guys, kittens are cute.

      Have a blessed day!

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      Patricia Scott 

      2 years ago from sunny Florida

      Too precious...who could not look at kitty pictures all day long???

      Angels are on the way to you this evening ps

      Thanks for sharing these cuties with us.

    • Kristen Howe profile image

      Kristen Howe 

      2 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Poetryman, I loved these kitten photos. My adult male cats did them when they were little and even more so as seniors to these days. It made me laugh and smile. Thanks for sharing this hub!

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