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Breakfast Baboon

Updated on September 5, 2010
Breakfast Baboon, rickzimmerman 2010
Breakfast Baboon, rickzimmerman 2010

Tired of arriving at the office tired before your tedious Tuesday even begins?

Sick of slipping into school somnambulistic and slow?

Not enough good nutrition in your morning? Well, Postquake Logmill Labs has come to your rescue, with the production of that precious and peppy Papio primate, the Breakfast Baboon!

Invite one of these Old World monkeys into your morning and you’ll be confronted by a Cercopithecine cranium crammed with all of the most popular a.m. choices in America! Eggs over easy or sunnyside up? Bacon simply chewy or crisply crunchy? Want those waffles dark or light? Maple or molasses? Strawberry or blue? Grab the butter, and put the coffee on, Mom!

And nothing goes to waste! For monkey-torso subdivides neatly into chop and chuck, steak and rib, flank and hock, drumstick and leg, for those later family meals of the day! Best of all? — Tastes like chicken! 


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      rickzimmerman 7 years ago from Northeast Ohio

      Thanks, Sabina. (They both look just like me.)

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      Sabafragen 7 years ago

      Nice. The cartoon reminds me of the picture you use for your eHow account. :-)