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Crazy Cat Lady Gifts

Updated on November 3, 2014

The Crazy Cat Lady is an icon in America. Is she an heiress who lost her fortune and has no job skills? A divorcee who didn't have a good lawyer? Or an angel sent by St. Francis to care for the animals? She wanders around oblivious to her own needs and, like a cattle rustler, has corralled a herd of critters in her house, her yard, her baby buggy. Everyone knows a Crazy Cat Lady or someone that's well on her way to being one. You know her, the one who would rather hang with her cats than date. It all starts with one cat...then 2-3-4 before you know it she sporting an "I love my cats" T-shirt, cat key chains, bumper stickers...and then little kitty statues & figurines all over her house.

But the question remains...What do you buy someone who collects living things? Surely not another cat, but some tacky cat related gifts would be perfect!.

Blue Q - Cat Butt Magnet Set

Everyone (well crazy cat people) loves Cat Butts! For true cat lovers. 5 popular breeds with a bonus hair ball!

Cat Food Scented Soap

Bathing with this pungent soap will ensure that you are constantly in the company of cats. Perfect for crazy cat ladies and other feline enthusiasts! Each pink bar comes in a fancy tin.

Nuts the Cat Yardbirds Richard Kolb

Each Yardbirds sculpture is created with scrap and recycled parts. Unique & whimsical, they're perfect to decorate your house inside & out. Due to the handcrafted nature of these pieces, no two are ever exactly alike.

Cat-Opoly Monopoly Cat Game

Cat-Opoly Monopoly Cat Game
Cat-Opoly Monopoly Cat Game

Cat-opoly Board Game

So what to crazy cat people do all day? Play Cat-Opoly of course!

Cat-opoly is a feline frenzy of fun! Buy your favorite cats such as the Tonkinese, the Ragdoll, the Abyssinian, the Sphinx or the Maine Coon.Land on Catnip and collect everything in the center of the board. Collect Litter Boxes and trade them in for Fish Bones. You may have to pay dog tax to get past the neighborhood bully, a spike collared bulldog, or worst of all, you may fall in the water and be out for three turns. Cat-astrophic!...there's nothing madder than a wet cat! Cat-opoly is great fun for family and friends. A perfect gift for all cat lovers!

For ages 8 and up, 2 to 6 players.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable).

Cat Hair Is a Condiment

Measures 5.5 x 6 x 4 inches. Lead free, microwave, oven, and dishwasher safe. Gift box included. Don't forget the rest of your family and friends! Birthdays are always coming up!

Perculiar Perspective Indoor/Outdoor Doormat

No matter which way you look at it, this cat mat is purr-fectly adorable! 100% polyester with bound edges and rubber no-slip backing. For indoor or outdoor use.

Crazy Cat Lady Travel Mug

Decorate your home or office with this stylish and expertly crafted Crazy Cat Lady Travel Mug from Spoontiques! Spoontiques has been creating quality items like the Crazy Cat Lady Travel Mug for over 35 years.

Crazy Cat Lady: A Magnetic Sculpture Kit

This kit celebrates that brand of kindhearted, single-minded devotion with a magnetic Crazy Cat Lady figure and 12 metal cats that will jump on her the first chance they get. A great gift for lovers of cats, quirkiness, or for that girlfriend who fears she’s just one bad breakup away from being a Crazy Cat Lady herself.

Who loves kitty?

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Everyone knows a Crazy Cat Lady or someone that's well on her way to being one. You know her, the one who would rather hang with her cats than date. It all starts with one cat...then 2-3-4 before you know it she sporting an "I love my cats" T-shirt, cat key chains, bumper stickers...and then little kitty statues & figurines all over her house. It's just not pretty.

Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.

Karen Pryor, Getting Started: Clicker Training for Cats Kit

Let's be honest crazy cat people don't really get out much, this kit is perfect for quality kitty time!

Cuckoo Clock for Kids Wall Clock Meow Coo Cat Clocks

Tommy Tango in the MeowCoo Clock "Cuckoo... Meow"! On the hour out pops a proud feline - Tommy Tango - with a cuckoo friend in his embrace. The MeowCoo cat clock comes in a green housing with a swinging purple pendulum. For nighttime a light sensor automatically shuts off the character when the room becomes dark. For encore performances there is a button on the side. Coo clocks are made from quality plastic and require 3 D and 1 AA batteries (not included). Dimensions: 12" x 9" x 4".

Jigsaw Puzzle by Yoneo Morita, Classic Cat Breeds, 1000 pieces

Jigsaw Puzzle by Yoneo Morita, Classic Cat Breeds, 1000 pieces
Jigsaw Puzzle by Yoneo Morita, Classic Cat Breeds, 1000 pieces

Jigsaw Puzzle by Yoneo Morita, Classic Cat Breeds, 1000 pieces

Yoneo Morita Jigsaw Puzzle, Classic Cat Breeds, 1000 pieces, Final Size: 19.25 in X 26.5 in.

CitiKitty Cat Toilet Training Kit

Ideal for crazy cats ladies that have more cats than humans in the house...if they could only learn to flush!

Rhythm and Mews

Rhythm and Mews, is the Jingle Cats third album. They have won international acclaim with their two previous albums, Meowy Christmas (1993) and Here Comes Santa Claws (1994). The Jingle Cats are a real working group of nine cats who 'sing' popular songs to the delight of millions throughout the world. They were born on Christmas day in the North Pole.

This could be the funniest thing I've ever a twisted, sad way.

Cat Pencil Sharpener

With this Cat End Pencil Sharpener, you're sure to liven up the office give your office mates a laugh! Decorate your desk with this hilarious pencil sharpener with your favorite animal's exit as the pencil entrance to cause "endless" office chit-chat. Even your uptight boss will give in to this clever cat pencil sharpener.

Crazy Cat Lady Board Game

You can never have too many cats? Or can you? In this exciting board game you attempt to collect more cats than your fellow competitors as you make your way around the board. Gain more cats by landing on spaces like "Save a Cat Stuck in a Tree" and "Rescue Grumpy Old Cat From Pound." But watch out for spaces that take cats from you like "Beware of Dog" and "Kitten Distracted by Bit of Fluff." Fantastic feline fun for the whole family! Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, fifty 5/8" (1.6 cm) tall plastic cats and four Wildcat cards.

Grumpy Cat Mug

Grumpy Cat Mug
Grumpy Cat Mug

Grumpy Cat Mug

This grumpy kitty is sure to start your morning off repelling anyone trying to speak to you before your coffee.

Cat Butt Hand Soap
Cat Butt Hand Soap

Cat Butt Hand Soap

Cat Butt Hand Soap

Because owning a dozen cats wasn't need special cat butt soap!

So How Many Cats...

Lots of cats
Lots of cats

Make you a Crazy Cat Person?

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    • Seasons Greetings profile image

      Laura Brown 

      6 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      I don't have cats any more. I miss them.

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      7 years ago

      The Cat End Pencil Sharpener is so funny. I think this would make a great gift. Great lens.

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      7 years ago

      Such an imaginative lens! Found myself mesmerized! Haha! I could easily become a crazy cat lady, but luckily I've only got one and plan to stick with that!

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      Nancy Carol Brown Hardin 

      7 years ago from Las Vegas, NV

      I don't even own a cat, but I'm captivated by these gifts for a crazy cat lady. They're just cute! I really like the knitted black cat hat, and the Richard Kolb sculptures are just fantastic! I have a pug dog...I have a feeling some day I'll have a cat. Love this lens.

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      7 years ago

      It's good to know there isn't a stigma against dog lovers! D'you think the catapult can be operated by a dog with no thumbs? Maybe it has a nose attachment... ;)

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      7 years ago

      Me too - approved and drooling - so much cool stuff on this lense!

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      Alisha Vargas 

      7 years ago from Reno, Nevada

      As a quintessential crazy cat lady, I approve of this lens :-)

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      7 years ago

      These are interesting gift ideas!

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      7 years ago

      Well, with 5 cats currently in the home, I guess most people would classify me as a crazy cat lady, haha... Cute lens!

    • TriciaLymeMom profile image


      7 years ago

      Lots of fun...placing a link to this lens on my gifts for cat lovers lens

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      7 years ago

      Ok - this is so me. I'm just going to send out this lens as my wish list ok? LOL

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      Terry Lomax 

      8 years ago from Rep. of Ireland

      love my cats (2) love this lens

    • Nightcat profile image


      8 years ago

      Awesometastic, blessed! :)

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      8 years ago

      Love, love, love your cats. Got to get me some toys. Thanks for the ideas.

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      8 years ago

      Fantastic selection, specially like the cat buddha! Great lens.

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      8 years ago

      Great lens!

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      8 years ago have a very cute collection here for crazy cat people.

    • flycatcherrr profile image


      8 years ago

      Too much fun, this crazy lens!! :DI'm really quite taken with those Richard Kolb sculptures, especially...

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      9 years ago

      Just did a lens on our cat that died after 20 years. Thought I would check out some cat lenses. Nice Lens.

    • CruiseReady profile image


      9 years ago from East Central Florida

      Wow - what an amazing selection of Cat things... I was really quite entertained by some of them!(PS - I only have ONE cat!!!)

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      Renaissance Woman 

      9 years ago from Colorado

      Too much fun! Really enjoyed this lens.

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      9 years ago

      The lens and its topic are cool!

    • ColorPetGifts profile image


      9 years ago

      Super cute crazy cat person lens, blessed by the Cat Gifts Squid Angel -:)

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      Jen Schaefer 

      9 years ago from St Petersburg

      Super cute lens! I have that crazy cat lady action figure on my lens! I should own that Everything Tastest Better With Cat Hair in it platter - classic!

    • JJNW profile image


      10 years ago from USA

      Lol - Meow! Oh, I have a lady in mind who needs several of these cool cat products! Really cute & funny finds!

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      10 years ago

      Love the unique cat lover gifts you have found - So many "I wants"! I've featured some cat coffee mugs on my blog that your fans might like to take a peek at...

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      admiralglass lm 

      10 years ago

      Great selection of products for us cat lovers. Pencil sharpener is my favorite :D

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      Bambi Watson 

      10 years ago

      I would be the crazy cat lady if my hubby wasn't my little voice of sanity to stop me from bringing home every stray animal & person I run across. I grew up on a Hippie farm that was over run with Animals & people, and before my hubby, I always had a house full of pets & neighbor kids & anyone I met that day who looked hungry lol...

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      10 years ago from Savannah, Georgia

      I take it the last picture is "Mookie". Great shot! Groovy, you 'find' the most original, outrageous, ingenious items I've ever seen, no matter what your subject. Once again, a terrific lens.

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      10 years ago

      hey buddy good job. Full of cute cats and nice gifts. 5star from me.

    • bearsworth8 profile image


      10 years ago

      Great job yet again. I like the array of pictures and things to buy here! 5 Star!


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