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Drunk Raccoons are a thing... and pretty much the best thing ever.

Updated on June 19, 2015

About a month ago, some factory workers entered their wharehouse to discover a little beer bandit had gotten into some broken bottles of Shiner Bock and Stella. No, the little guy didn't cut himself, but he did appear to be a little tips! What have we learned from this video? Drunk raccoons are pretty much like drunk adults... only less obnoxious, and a LOT funnier. Hope someone got him to a bed so he could stream netflix, order Chinese, and pound gatorade the next day!

Alcohol abuse is the raccoon community is a rising trend, and it's reached the point where it really does need to be addressed. This is DT. She jumped into a couple's dumpster at their home, and polished off their leftover wine. She resisted, but was later caught and brought home to be sobered up and released out into the wild. DT was said to have badgered the young couple who brought her home for hours until they stopped by Taco Bell. She then stole their cell phone and called her ex repeatedly for the next two hours.

Then we got this guy. He went to some really far out methods, including eating fermented mulberries! It's a good thing he's got such a good buddy to help him out and take care of him.

When the fun stops...

If you know a raccoon with a drinking problem, encourage them to seek help immediately. That is, of course right after you grab a camera and upload it to Youtube!!

© 2015 Jess Domkowski


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      justmesuzanne 2 years ago from Texas

      Poor things! You do know that raccoons are not rodents, right?

      Voted up and interesting! :)