- Pets and Animals
Horsing Around Horses Do The Funniest Things!
We all love horses. They are such stately creatures, with an air of aloofness that makes them one of the most dignified creatures on the planet.
But I got to thinking, are they really that serious? Surely they have time out to horse around a little. So I did a bit of digging and came up with some secret photos of what horses get up to when people aren't around!
I now give you horses for courses!
Did you say tree horse burgers?!
One mississippi two mississippi three......coming out! I am coming.....Oh lord, I got ma head stuck! Can someone give me a push? Waddya mean I am hugging a tree? I ain't hugging no tree...I am, well, just hiding cos' I am embarrassed by this whole horse eating shenanigans. I mean, why would anybody want to eat me? I is just a horse! Who said burgers....? Who said....? You just wait till I get out......! Help!
Hula Hoop Horse!
I say old chap, who says we horses have to keep running around with silly humans on our backs? Some of us, no, all of us do have other talents you know. Take me for example, I can skip, play football and I have even been known to ride a bike, but my speciality is doing the hula hoop. I learned this when I was a babe in arms, well a horse in arms. It takes a bit of doing, but well you know, who says we horses are not the most talented of creatures?
I lurve you baby, yes I do. I really lurve you. Honestly, I really really do have feelings for this poor human. I mean having to walk around on only two feet a day must be so tiring. So every morning I give her a hug. I know she likes it. Mind you, she is a bit smelly, but I don't really mind. When you have a pet human you have to make the effort don't you? And those shorts are really tasty, um, one more nibble should do it......!
Stop nagging me!
Are you laughing at me? Um? Are you laughing? I can't help it if the stoopid human can't get the right shampoo for me, I mean, look at me! How humiliating is this? And my eyes, my poor peepers, my hair is going all over my face and um, help somebody, I need some conditioner now! Waddya mean I look like an old nag? Wot me?
And one two three, and one two three....Oh these exercises are quite giving me colic! I know they said we had to train but they never told me it would be this hard! What did you say? Jump? You never said jump you said exercise, will somebody help me up.....Please?
Stop giving me lip!
Go on giss a kiss, moomph, come on darlin' I only wanna little peck, oh please don't look at me like that, I had my lips done with collagen only this morning they look really kinda attractive don't they? Please giss a kiss, I promise not to dribble all over you. Oh don't then, so much for you being a stud!
A drunken horse is par for the course!
I say old chap, its not the done thing you know. Sitting around here right in the middle of their gymkhana field. I know, I know, you don't want to jump, its quite beneath you darling, but you must believe me when I say that its expected of us. I know these stupid people think that we are only good enough for skipping over those silly bits of wood, but we must do as we are told if you want to get back to our nice stable for a bit of tea and a strong drink. Darling? Darling? Oh for goodness sake it looks like you have already hit the bottle, oh poor me, what's a girl to do?
You silly mare!
Anyway she said...Hahahaha! she said...Oooh for goodness sake shut up! Oh my sides are hurting...she said....hee hee! Ah Ah oh will you please stop! I am beginning to sound a little horse! Little horse..get it? Hahahahahaha! Oooohhh! Here's another joke for you...
What did the pony say to the donkey when it broke up with her? I don't give an ass! Hahahaha oh I am sooo funny!
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