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My Neighbours Cat Is Evil - Revenge Of The Killer Kitty

Updated on March 3, 2012

Kitty Strikes Again

Kitty Strikes Again

The evil cat has struck again, I went outside for a cigarette as I dont approve of smoking indoors, as I live in an upstairs flat there is a porch bit at the bottom where the front door is.

So I am stood outside having a ciggy, whilst the cat had managed to climb onto the porch, it jumped off the porch landed on top of my head and took off with new hat, so I am here chasing the cat with my new hat and scared out of my wits because it gave me quite a fright jumping from behind me like that.

I hate that cat, I am sure it has it in for me!!!

Calpol25

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    • PDXKaraokeGuy profile image

      Justin W Price 

      6 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      all cats are evil. this incident comes as no surprise

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      God must have a sick sense of humour with possessing cats and frightening people half to death. It could actually catch on as a new stop smoking kit, instead of patches and therapy why not try the all new..... Calamity Kitty, guaranteed to make you stop smoking, may molest your new hat and possibly give you a nervous disorder. But guaranteed to make you stop smoking.... Batteries not included, and comes with a three year guarantee of stress, Keep out of reach of Children may cause anxiety and claw the wall paper.

      LOL :)

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      David Stillwell 

      6 years ago from Sacramento, California

      It is just god telling you to stop smoking...

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      I definitely am bonkers and love it so much that I joined hubpages just to show how bonkers I am lololol! :)

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      alian346 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

      OK - I KNOW we're all absolutely bonkers!!!

      Ian.

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      The Writers Dog 

      6 years ago

      What do you mean "I think we're all absolutely bonkers"?

      I know I am :)

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      alian346 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

      Catland has very extensive petroleum deposits due to the fossilised remains of previous feline inhabitants of the area. It is a very rich country.

      That is why all the Western countries are being very nice to it at present.

      I think, Candie V, that your legal services will be in very great demand.

      I think we're all absolutely bonkers, I'm very glad to say!!!

      Ian.

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Hi TENKAY the hats better thank goodness, but if I get my hands on that cat I will strangle it lolololol!

      I am so glad that you enjoyed it I am sure this cat has got more up its sleeves for me so I will be sure to post when it happens :) xxx

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      TENKAY 

      6 years ago from Philippines

      hahaha so how's the new hat? I hope you got it back.

      The comments are as funny as the hub.

      Thank you guys for the laughs.

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      LOL :) Okay you can come and make the tea lol and we can get our helmets on and declare war with Catland, and drive the furball insane lolololol!

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      Candie V 

      6 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      You've become the bestest 'cat toy' ever! He must think you're the coolest challenge! I'll bet he spends his days thinking of ways to make your life insane! I'll also like to offer my services in the legal battle between Catland and Calville.. I'll make tea!

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      HI TWD and Alian346 - oh this cat it will be the death of me, Mr bigglesworth lololol! I agree with the UN but cant imagine them coming in we dont have oil here but we do have hat thieves lololol!

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      The Writers Dog 

      6 years ago

      Hi Cal! I am wondering if that cat is actually Mr Bigglesworth. Watched your video, nice accent by the way!

      As for allan346's suggestion, I do not think the UN would get involved unless Catland is an oil producing nation :)

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      alian346 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland

      Your nice new hat?

      This is now serious so I think UN mediation between the states of Cumbria and Catland is necessary.

      Would you like me to set up a meeting in New York?

      Hahahahaha!

      Ian.

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Hi Jools 99 its mega personal now. :)

      Hi Candie - magical powers I think the cat is confused it seems to think its the Green Hornet or Action Man jumping off roofs lol x :)

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      Candie V 

      6 years ago from Whereever there's wolves!! And Bikers!! Cummon Flash, We need an adventure!

      That evil cat! Sounds like it has magical powers causing people to jump out of their new hats in bizarre and random ways!

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      Jools Hogg 

      6 years ago from North-East UK

      That cat is evil personified....now you know it is personal!

    • calpol25 profile imageAUTHOR

      Callum 

      6 years ago from Edinburgh, Scotland, UK (At Home With My Wonderful Partner)

      Hi Anamika & Sally's Trive - honestly the cat has issues, I am willing for a cease fire but the thing is it just likes to scare me for some reason lololol!

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      Sherri 

      6 years ago from Southeastern Pennsylvania

      LOL! This is hysterical. I do hope you and the kitty come to some kind of resolution, or that at least you get your hat back.)

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      Anamika S Jain 

      6 years ago from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India

      Oh my! Really the cat on the picture looks evil.

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