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My human pet

Updated on April 8, 2014
Trouble the cat
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Cats find us human pets interesting. I mean who else will search your trash can for you besides me? huh?? My human needs have something to do, clean it up. Trust me they get into their trash job. I get right in it, too.My human is not to happy with me when I tear up the garbage strung all over! It's fun for me.Not for my human.

Who else will make you wake up at 3 am meowing that they want out? You wake up to this orange face standing on your chest meowing right smack into your face! With those yellow eyes?They need to make sure you get up and do what they want. Even though we have a cat door. They prefer the window.

Who else brings birds and dead mice thru your window, because it is a gift to the family.They feel they have to feed their pet humans too. Sometimes it's like the birds and mice even shrews, had a world war and it ended up with dead birds and such up and down the hallway of the house. Judging by the amout of dead animals the cats won.

Cats make sure your toilets clean . Plus they like to play in it, splashing water everywhere. No big deal my human pet will clean it up.Some of mine have to have COLD water, so they meow and meow for me to turn on the faucet. Even if they just put water in in their bowl.Have to make sure my human know what I want.

I check the house, I'm sure it's an inspection on whether or not thier pet human did what I were suppossed to. I find that my human pet, watches this box with people in it for hours. (The Tv)So I have sat there trying to figure out their fascination with this box. I just can't figure it out.

My human must love me at all times. Even when I run on their computer keyboards. Just for fun. The computer takes away time with me! I will go out of my way just to run over their keyboards.

I love my human(s) I may have more human pets in the house. They are so good, they behave well.Petting my fur and letting me sleep in their bed, because mine is too little.

If they are eating something in bed, they always share with me. Causing me to have a big belly. Now I have to diet to look good in the summer. My human will also pet me and love me .Until I get tired of it,and go down to the end of the bed.

I do what I want, Where I want, and how I want it. I better get what I want. They better fork it over if they want me to be nice.

Humans are strange, they put funny stuff on their face.They comb thier fur and do things with it. I don't understand.They throw away my gifts, Birds and such.I love them so much I keep bringing home gifts. Now you know what I think? I think they pick them up now when I'm not looking.

You have to watch your human. They are very smart. My owner figured out it was me that hid under the bed attacking human feet. She told everyone I do it. So now my entertainments gone. I must admit my human pet upset me doing that. Take away my fun. Bad human.Ruining my game for me.

If they treat me well, I'll play with them, give them the privelage to pet me.

I am very happy with my human pet. She does everything for me and she is my favorite human. Well, she's the only one that pays me so much attention. I am happy here or anywhere with my humans. Sssshhhh! truth is I love them too. Please don't tell I said I love them. Then they'll start acting up. Right now I have my humans trained.That would blow my authority around here.

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  • Kathryn L Hill profile image

    Kathryn L Hill 5 years ago from LA

    Loved this! Very cute!

    Great observations underlying. :)

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    Ruth McCollum 5 years ago from Lake Oswego, Oregon

    Thankyou Mary. You and I are such animal lovers.It's raining so princess trouble wants the bed. She's not happy ,I refuse to throw Shorty or Merlin (who nap with me during the day, when troubles gone.)she wants me to herself but Merlin is very attached to me.He LOVES ME SO MUCH. Her curls right up in my arms when my heart gets weak, like i'm here mama. He comforts me. Maybe I'll write about Merlin ,he is a great cAT. sHORTY JUST WANTS A PLACE TO CRASH LOL.Sorry didn't see I had the caps locked. i cannot type at all. sorry.Thankyou Mary.I enjoy reading your work as well!

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    Mary Hyatt 5 years ago from Florida

    Love your cats! These little animals are SO intelligent. Great read.

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    Ruth McCollum 5 years ago from Lake Oswego, Oregon

    THankyou very very much!

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    MizBejabbers 5 years ago

    Love cats! I feel so lucky to be the servant of two felines, a 19-year-old tabby and a 10-year-old Siamese Persian mix. Funny hub, but so truthful. Darling photos, too.

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    K Kiss 5 years ago from Newcastle upon Tyne, UK

    Cats are truly amazing. would know how to live without them. Lucky to be their pet so to speak :P

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    Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

    So cute! Cats are awesome and so loved. Well done.

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    SandyMcCollum 5 years ago

    This was interesting, cats are such a trip!