ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel
  • »
  • Pets and Animals»
  • Reptiles & Amphibians»
  • Snakes

NEW PRODUCT! "Snake Skinz"

Updated on July 13, 2012
Disclaimer: This is not the actual product. However, your snakes will be similarly fluffy with our product. Buy Now!!!
Disclaimer: This is not the actual product. However, your snakes will be similarly fluffy with our product. Buy Now!!!

There is a new product out there for people who have snakes as pets. Yes, it's "Snake Skinz", the product that will turn your slithery pet into a furry, cuddly animal that won't scare away family members, friends, or total strangers!

This is a limited time offer, so act now! Snake skins are long, adjustable "clothes" for your pet snake, which come in a variety of fabrics, colors and textures. Let's be honest, most people hate snakes for their slithery creepiness. How can we fix that? Easy! What if the snake had some nice, fluffy fur on its head and body that could be petted, combed, and cuddled?? Trust us, your slithery animal will turn into a long and cuddly cute pet once it has fur!

Simply slide your pet snake into the "jacket" of choice like you slide a closed umbrella or sword into its sheath. Its simply that easy!!

Comes in the following designs:

-Zebra stripes

-Cheetah spots

-Lion with mane (extra fluffy on the head)

-Tiger stripes

-Raccoon tail

-Poodle curls

-Shag carpet in various colors

-Camo (desert or jungle)

-Or customize your own by choosing fur length or by adding your favorite NFL/NBA/MLB/NHL/College sports/ or NASCAR logo!!!

Want some headgear to go with your snakes new look? We thought so! Choose from a variety of snake hats with elastic bands that will keep them from falling off your little buddy's head! Choose from cowboy hats, baseball hats, winter caps, ski helmets, bicycle helmets, top hats, beanies, bowler hats, visors, pimp hats etc.

Now you're ready to go out on the town with your new pimped out snake! Does it slither too slowly to go out for a a walk? No problem! We have narrow skateboards called Snake-Boards (TM), that you can tie your snakes to and pull him down the street to show everyone how proud you are of your cute pet. This is a great way to meet girls or that "special someone"! You'll be bound to get interested looks and people begging to pet your new furry friend. Snakes will no longer be seen as disgusting and cold blooded creatures, but as long and fluffy legless dogs!

Buy now, while supplies last! "Snake Skinz" (TM) can be yours for the introductory special price of 10 payments of $47.78/coat! That's a price that cannot be beat for such a unique product.

For those of you who want to pamper your snakes we also offer real fox, minx, bear, raccoon, opossum, beaver, and squirrel furs for 10 easy payments of $99.99 each!!! WOW!!!

Call within the next 22 seconds and get a FREE Snake-Board (TM) to pull your little buddy around on! This is a value of $35.99!!! AMAZING!

Don't let people be disgusted by your pet snake anymore. You owe it to him/her to dress it, get it petted, and to make it new friends! Your new and improved snake will be the envy of your trailer park.

Call now! Your snake will thank you!!

(Offer not available in Alaska, Hawaii, or most of the lower 48 states)

More Snake Fun!!!

Comments

    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment

    No comments yet.

    working

    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, hubpages.com uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at: "https://hubpages.com/privacy-policy#gdpr"

    Show Details
    Necessary
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the googleapis.com or gstatic.com domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Features
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Marketing
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Statistics
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)