May I walk the Dog Mom?
another joke :o)
My granddaughter asked her Mom. "Can I take the dog for a walk around the block"? Her Mom replies,"No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean"? asked the child.
"Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage".
So my granddaughter goes to the garage and says, "Daddy can I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom,but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you".
Dad said, "Bring Belle over here". He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said.."OK, you can go now,but keep her on the leash and only go around the block one time".
So she left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. surprised, Daddy asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "she ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home".
Hee Hee Haa Haa G-Ma :o)