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When I Can't Sleep I Count Horses,Not Sheep

Updated on December 28, 2018
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Ellison is a professional horse trainer and riding instructor. She runs a summer camp program and offers kids a safe introduction to horses.

Sleeping on horseback!
Sleeping on horseback! | Source

Counting Sheep? That Is What "Normal" People do!

Counting sheep is what normal people do when they can't sleep! Horse people, I don't consider normal. I don't mean this in a bad way. I certainly fit into this category, and I'm not a sheep counter. I would rather put myself to sleep counting horses, or anything about horses. Which is why I say, that when I can't sleep, I count horses not sheep!

If you are not a sheep counter either! Here are 100 horse topics you can count! Hopefully, you can count yourself to sleep!

100 Ways To Count Horses

1.Count the number of horses that you currently own

2.Count the total number of horses you have owned in your lifetime

3.Count the number of years you have been riding

4.Count the number of times you have fallen off

5.Count the number of trainers you have had

6.Count the number of barns you have ridden at

7.Count the number of friends you have made in the horse world

8.Count how many bridles you have

9.Count how many saddles you have

10.Count the number of girths that you have

11.Count the number of brushes in your brush box

12.Count the number of hoof picks you own

13.Count the number of tail brushes you have in your brush box

14. Count how many mane and tail products you own

15.Count how many fly spray bottles you own

16.Count how many broken fly spray bottles you own

17.Count how many fly masks you own

18.Count blankets you own for your horse

19. Count the number of new blankets you think your horse needs

20. Count the sets of polo wraps you have

21.Count the sets of sports medicine boots that you have

22.Count the number of random single boots or wraps you own

23.Count the number of mats in your horse's stall

24.Count the sets of crossties in your barn aisle

25.Count the number of times your horse has broken the crosstie

Kemerton, asleep not dead,basking in the sun!
Kemerton, asleep not dead,basking in the sun! | Source

26.Count the number of times your horse broke his halter

27.Count how many times your horse ran from you in the field

28.Count how many times your horse was a jerk for the farrier

29.Count the number of times your horse was a jerk for the vet

30.Count how much money you have spent on farrier bills

31.Count how much money you have spent on the vet bill

32. Count how much money you have spent on lessons.

33.Count how much money you have spent on show entry fees

34.Count the number of ribbons you have won

35.Count the number of trophies you have won

36.Count the number of different horses you have ridden in a show

37. Count the number of disciplines you have competed in

38. Count the number of minutes it takes your horse to get on the trailer

39.Count the number of times your horse has refused to get on the trailer

40.Count the number of times your horse damaged the trailer

41.Count how many times you got a flat trailer tire with your horse loaded

42.Count the number of different breeds of horses you have ridden

43.Count the number of breeds you still want to ride and haven't yet

44. Count the number of times you bought a horse your trainer told you not to!

45.Count the number of times your trainer has said I told you so

46. Count the number of minutes it takes your horse to go over a scary jump

47. Count the number of times you have been on a trail ride

48.Count the number of different places you have been on a trail ride

49.Count the number you have fallen off on a trail ride

50.Count the number of minutes it takes your horse to cross water

Looks like someone just got woken up from their nap!
Looks like someone just got woken up from their nap! | Source

51.Count the number of times your horse spooked for no reason

52.Count the number of times you wish you would have had a crop

53.Count the number of times you wish you would have had spurs on

54. Count the number of times you couldn't find your whip

55.Count the number of times you could only find one spur

56.Count the number of times your horse has stepped on your foot

57.Count how many broken bones you have got from horses

58.Count how many times your horse has sent you on an ambulance ride

59.Count how many hours you have spent in the E.R because of a horse

60.Count how many horses your horse turns out with

61.Count how many mares you have owned

62.Count the number of mares you have ridden

63. Count the number of mares you have fallen off of

64.Count how many geldings you have owned

65.Count how geldings you have ridden

66. Count the number of geldings you have fallen off

67. Count the number of mares on the farm

68.Count the number of geldings on the farm

69.Count the number of fence posts at the farm

70. Count the number of water troughs on the farm

71. Count the number of hay bales in your hay storage

72. Count how many different types of feeds you have

73. Count how many different supplements your horse is on

74.Count the number of supplements you have tried that don't work

75.Count the number of supplements in the whole feed room

Kemerton's sleep being rudely interrupted by Cool.
Kemerton's sleep being rudely interrupted by Cool. | Source

76.Count the types of treats your horse likes

77.Count how many types of treats your horse doesn't like

78.Count how many times your horse has colicked

79.Count the number of times you have walked your horse all night long because of colic

80.Count the number of layers you have to wear in the winter to not freeze

81.Count the number of times your horse has gotten sick on a holiday

82.Count the number of times your horse came in from the field lame

83.Count the number of times your horse threw a shoe

84.Count the number of times your horse threw a shoe the night before the show

85.Count the number of times your horse went lame the night before the show

86. Count how many times your horse has gotten loose on the show grounds

87.Count how many times you forgot something important for a show

88.Count how many times a year you deworm your horse

89.Count how many different types of dewormer you use

90.Count how many times you have been late paying your horses board

91.Count how many times you had to skip meals to pay your horses board

92.Count how many times you bought something you don't need for your horse

93.Count the number of times you have bought another of an item you already have just because it was a cool color

94.Count the number of items your horse has its name on

95.Count the number of letters in your horse's name

96.Count how many nicknames your horse has

97. Count how many times you forgot to tighten your girth

98. Count the number of times you have fallen off because you forgot to tighten your girth

99.Count the number of times your horse was too fat for the girth

100. Count the number of horse related topics you can count !!!!

You Made It To 100!!

Are you asleep yet? Even if you are still wide awake, at least now your head is filled with horses. It doesn't get much better than that! Hopefully, all your counting will help you have sweet dreams of horses!

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    Alexander James Guckenberger 

    7 weeks ago from Maryland, United States of America

    You're welcome friend. :)

  • Ellison Hartley profile imageAUTHOR

    Ellison Hartley 

    7 weeks ago from Maryland, USA

    lol, thanks!

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    Alexander James Guckenberger 

    7 weeks ago from Maryland, United States of America

    I love the first photograph. You're both cuties!

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