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Beahole the most expensive rabbit in the universe

Updated on November 19, 2012

Meet Beatrix!

I have a rabbit. She pwns everything.

And by pwns I mean EATS EVERYTHING.

She eats power cords, baseboards, dressers, pants, shoes, carpet, wood, metal, plastic, heroin, and occasionally carrots and hay.

The Gift

The Bea came from the hills of Arroyo Grande, CA.

The most expensive rabbit in the universe now inhabits my home and damn near runs free.

A few of Beatrix's favorite things

Beatrix LOVES these treats, and well, anything else sweet too!

The story of Bea

The product of a young child's science experiment, she was purchased for $10. A price that would be repaid in love and insanity (by her) and monetarily 100x over (by me).


Did I mention this rabbit has cost me tons of cheddar?

Rabbits for Dummies

This book has done me well and is a must for any lagomorph (AKA Rabbit) owner.

Rabbits For Dummies
Rabbits For Dummies

Great book that can help you understand all things RABBIT.


"Rabbits are small mammals in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha, found in several parts of the world. There are eight different genera in the family classified as rabbits, including the European rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus), cottontail rabbits (genus Sylvilagus; 13 species), and the Amami rabbit (Pentalagus furnessi, an endangered species on Amami ƌshima, Japan). There are many other species of rabbit, and these, along with pikas and hares, make up the order Lagomorpha. The male is called a buck and the female is a doe; a young rabbit is a kitten or kit."

What do you think about rabbits?


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      Randoggle 6 years ago

      This is hilarious. Liked the lense