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Five Cutest Dog Breeds
Science proves it again--these dogs are the cutest. Of course you might disagree, but I do not mind if you are wrong. Here is a great list of cuteness.
Pugs--A face that only a mother could love
This Chinese dog is in one of those “he is so ugly he is cute” situations.
Definitely a dog breed I would not own, but I don’t think the Pugs out there mind too much. They are incredibly popular, and there are legions of Pug owners out there to tell you that this is the cutest dog of all time!
Pah-leez! Why would anyone think that those big bulging eyes are cute?
English Bulldog--So ugly he is cute
Maybe this dog should be in the “ugly dog breed” category. His little smushed in face is a real terror.
I guess it is the stumpy legs that drive him into the cute category; they certainly do not hurt. Chunky faces, big eyes, and stumpy legs seem to be a common theme among the cutest dogs.
“Hold the English Bulldog, ma’am, I´m looking for a real dog.” Real dogs have noses.
Does the UK really want a dog like this to be their national image?
Westie--Cute even without a flat face
Small, white, and almost too cute. They were able to make this list even without bulging eyes and a “Mack truck” face. Stumpy legs help though.
Every day a big strong Westie wakes up and thanks his creator that he was not born a wimpy Maltese. He swaggers like a Scotchman…small and white should only go so far.
These dogs have been known to take out a can of whupass and tear into other small animals. Sounds to me like a form of compensation. Does this dog have the Napoleon complex?
Can we all say “aw, poor baby” together?
The Frenchie--a perfect dog for ladies of the night
Continental cuteness! Short legs, big eyes, and “batwing” ears.
This little dog is so cute that even the prostitutes in Paris found a dog they could care about. He is related to one of the other dogs on this list, but at this point deserves a spot of his own.
The girls in France fell in love with this little dog, treated them like babies, and what is the outcome?
The Corgi--Cutest of them all?
Although the careful and accurate polling performed at YouTube has shown that the Pug is the cutest dog breed, I disagree! This is the number one cutest dog breed, an animal too cute for his own good.
All over the internet hackers and bored housewives are posting memes of the Corgi lawyer. Bored surfers everywhere are downloading lame videos of Corgis playing with babies or chasing a ball.
Their noses may not be smushed in but their legs are kind of stumpy. How can something like that not be cute?
These dogs look really good in a suit and tie, too. Of course, you might not agree that these little Welshmen are the cutest dogs.
Yeah, right! Who am I kidding? Everybody agrees.
Am I right here, or what?
Which dog breed is the cutest?
Are they cute? You might want to rush out and bring home one of these dogs, but don’t go to a pet shop or order from an internet puppy wholesaler. You will be buying from a puppy mill and will end up a dog that is cute and not housebroken. I bet you won´t think it is cute if you wake up each morning and step into a warm pile of puppy compost.
If you don’t agree with this stupid list, and have your own ridiculous suggestions, leave a comment! Who knows, you might even change someone´s mind.
Your suggestions probably won´t be much worse than mine.
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