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Get your Butt on the Fridge

Updated on September 22, 2014
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Vladimir is a former champion ratter (retired). His hobbies are bushwalking, birdwatching and nature studies

What does your fridge say about you?

Let me ask you a simple question - what's on your fridge? Be brutally honest. It's alright, no one can hear you answer.

I thought so, the same old characterless and commonplace magnetic bits and pieces to hold your scribbled notes and shopping lists. Ho-hum.

Isn't it time you smartened up your refrigerator door? Are you ready to put some oomph into your daily life?


For the next time you open your Fridge

Next time you open the fridge looking for the milk or, better still, to get out the cat food you lovingly prepared the night before, thrill yourself with some sensational imagery.

Forget those rectangular blobs, alphabet blocks, touristy souvenirs and dainty objets d'art, you need something much better. Perhaps you already have cat figures and feline faces to brighten up your life but, however delightful they may be, it's easy to get tired of cute cat faces. How much cuteness can you handle in a day?

Special Bonus

But wait, there's more! Included in your Blue Q Magnet set is an added bonus - a perfect hairball! Use that to display the grim reminder of your dental appointment.

Kick some butt, you deserve it

No, you don't need a boring fridge magnet - get a butt! Not just any old butt, but a compact cat butt to make your kitchen the talk of the town. Impress your friends, shock your neighbours! And make yourself feel good at the same time.

There's nothing like the sight of a friendly furry butt to start your day off on the right foot.

You'll wonder how you ever managed without one

BlueQ Cat Butt Liquid Hand Soap 8oz
BlueQ Cat Butt Liquid Hand Soap 8oz

Just what you need for the sink.

 

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    • groovyfind profile image

      Samantha Devereux 4 years ago from Columbia Mo

      I have these!

    • Brite-Ideas profile image

      Barbara Tremblay Cipak 4 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      lol, a butt magnet, why not - I used to have piles of quotes on our fridge, now I display them one at a time so my new fridge isn't cluttered :)

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